Real England

http://www.leicesterfantv.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Carl-Muggleton-Driving.jpg

West Heslerton: Entire village goes up for sale for £20m

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-35958871?SThisFB

'I don't care that I'm guilty. I'm not bothered mate. I love it mate.'

Det Ch Insp Matt Walker, of North Yorkshire Police, said: "We knew we hit the jackpot when we investigated these lemons."

what a prick

icona pop early draft xp

lol, I missed that bit (xp)

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/butlins-apologises-after-race-hate-wrestling-show-for-kids-at-holiday-camp_uk_5703b6a4e4b069ef5c00d9f7?icid=maing-grid7%257Cukt2%257Cdl1%257Csec3_lnk6%2526pLid%253D446699

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CbLRfayWIAA_BgE.jpg

While walking back from town this morning I saw someone come out of a newsagents and get into their car, which reminded me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm6OVMzImrc
From 1993 but actually less old fashioned than I remember it, at least until the voiceover starts.

one of the bleakest things i've ever seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KwCY7AFyc0

hey it's ATP

Not fair on Pontins, at least they have a pool and a slide :p

today my colleague's kids were alarmed and confused by the latest bit of Trafford centre hyperreality http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/recap-watch-what-would-happen-11308126

Update: Police chief apologises after 'suicide bomber' shouted 'Allahu Akbar' during Trafford Centre training exercise

:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2PQP0pm3z0

thought we hadn't seen M______ M_______ for a while

Police officers 'used helicopter camera to spy on people having sex'

holy shit at that pontins clip, the manager creep at the end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h45QxmmZbMY

Low hanging fruit but two shirtless men have shut down the Newcastle metro system by climbing on to a bridge and unfurling a bed sheet with "hang all peodo's" painted on it.

can u confirm that spelling

well I can

http://i1.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article11315928.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/JS89541795.jpg

That appears to be written with poo.

I seem to remember some idiots vandalising a paediatrician's house some years back.

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13151463_460327847501207_3202896431876666846_n.jpg?oh=55e720a80b983a1fd400be6cdb02b8c6&oe=57A0C95E

Can confirm from my litter-picking experience that peedos, peodos, etc function to allow various people who've been in prison for various stuff to agree on a shared bogeyman/common enemy

For example if you shot out the windows on your girlfriend's car because she was going on facebook, the peodo is still worse than you. If you discover that you're talking to someone else from a rival postcode at least you can agree that peodos are the real problem and need killing

Paedophiles - bringing people together.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36149444

meh! digging graves is little more than minor groundworks to people outside the cosseted world of L1 management:p

http://i.imgur.com/ZWFlFI5.jpg

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/gun-obsessed-brit-tortured-raped-7881020

http://i.imgur.com/0dTqnKE.jpg

Naked woman sandcastle police apologise for 'bad taste' sculpture

"The sculpture, depicting a sprawled murder victim surrounded by police tape..."

"Ms Toms acknowledged officers had intended to be 'light-hearted'"

ah, one of those light-hearted murders...

The Laughing Policeman

they won a competition with that? fuck

have they... have they pixellated out the sand sideboob

http://i.imgur.com/gdwole4.jpg

I don't recall ever seeing a playground spring rider until around the mid 1990s, maybe? america seems to have had them for longer according to this website about playground spring riders from approx 1950-1980: http://www.vintagespringriders.com/

that playground is v real

Nice of the council to put a bench there for the peados paid for by our taxes.

Ha, it reminds me of the saddest pub play area in the world that we visited in Leeds (doesn't seem to give me an option to link to the pic directly, hopefully the url link goes to the right place).

there were definitely spring riders (though i don't know if i've seen that term before) at the turn of the '90s in my local playground. which, in a fine instance of realness, is now a pile of rubble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xe11smVMoA

The Fishing Party documentary from 1986. Mark Clarke is probably a big fan of these people.

His car was described by police as “old and rusty” and was parked on double yellow lines.

found some english reality on my way home

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjyshJ9WUAE29vG.jpg

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/may/31/big-gamble-dangerous-british-betting-shops

your REAL England right here

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/jun/08/bhs-owner-boss-says-dominic-chappell-had-his-fingers-in-the-till