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"Fuck you, Jeff! Right here on Twitter!"

pplains, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 20:33 (eight years ago) link

filtered out posts with the letter a or e or i or o or u

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 20:37 (eight years ago) link

^ cry b/c my rhythms pwn ∞.

pplains, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 20:55 (eight years ago) link

do you play an instrument or are you referring to ill rhymes you utter

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 21:10 (eight years ago) link

Why pry?

pplains, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 21:34 (eight years ago) link

i don't understand your jibber-jabber so trying to get clarification

where is this rhythm emanating from

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 21:43 (eight years ago) link

I'm making posts that would break your "posts with the letter a or e or i or o or u" filter, like I did with Jeff. Settle down.

pplains, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 21:51 (eight years ago) link

omg u kno my twttr!

how

stop stalking me

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 21:58 (eight years ago) link

pp a data miner

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 April 2016 00:21 (eight years ago) link

so do y'all block random spammish accounts that follow you?

marcos, Thursday, 7 April 2016 19:16 (eight years ago) link

i block almost everyone who follows me

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 7 April 2016 19:17 (eight years ago) link

nobody really follows me so w/e

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 7 April 2016 19:19 (eight years ago) link

i dont understand the point of blocking spam followers alls theyre doin in juicin yr ratio

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 April 2016 19:43 (eight years ago) link

they tend to unfollow in a day or two if you dont follow back too

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 April 2016 19:44 (eight years ago) link

pretty sure i still have a few sexi teen bots following me from when i made my account

k3vin k., Thursday, 7 April 2016 19:45 (eight years ago) link

so do y'all block random spammish accounts that follow you?

― marcos, Thursday, April 7, 2016 8:16 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what is this, the spammish inquisition

Kevin Ageusia Smith (wins), Thursday, 7 April 2016 19:52 (eight years ago) link

i dont understand the point of blocking spam followers alls theyre doin in juicin yr ratio

it's fun to hit block i guess

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 7 April 2016 19:53 (eight years ago) link

I blocked a racist who tried to hijack my satirical tweets about black privilege, other than that it's not like I follow the bots back *shrug*

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Thursday, 7 April 2016 19:57 (eight years ago) link

I also block tons and tons of accounts that don't follow me

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 7 April 2016 20:03 (eight years ago) link

i always get followed by these Fractal Finance accounts

de l'asshole (flopson), Thursday, 7 April 2016 20:21 (eight years ago) link

Medium and Twitter founder: ‘We put junk food in front of them and they eat it’

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/apr/10/twitter-ev-williams-medium-content-fast-food

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 18:06 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/CX5eKbZ.gif

pplains, Saturday, 30 April 2016 19:23 (eight years ago) link

ha nice

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 April 2016 19:25 (eight years ago) link

including two different accounts named Earth Pics! (@Picture_Earth and @ThatsEarth)

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 30 April 2016 19:26 (eight years ago) link

Lmaoooooo

6 god none the richer (m bison), Monday, 9 May 2016 15:38 (seven years ago) link

haaaaaaaaaaa

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Monday, 9 May 2016 15:41 (seven years ago) link

salute

lag∞n, Monday, 9 May 2016 15:45 (seven years ago) link

Andy Money Sixty-Nine is a nice name.

Yung Chella (Eazy), Monday, 9 May 2016 15:58 (seven years ago) link

so what is BOFA

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Monday, 9 May 2016 19:40 (seven years ago) link

*gestures towards his genitals*

6 god none the richer (m bison), Monday, 9 May 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/g7H2jti.jpg

this will always amuse me

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 9 May 2016 21:44 (seven years ago) link

Twitter almost as bad as radiohead

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 9 May 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link

made a thom yorke face when i read that punchline

xp

F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 9 May 2016 21:54 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/jmO4hLp.png

I was thinking "planesplaining", but I didn't reply because I don't want it to look like I'm planesplainingplaining.

pplains, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link

what an airhead

always be charging (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

manplaning

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

best extreme sport

map, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 22:09 (seven years ago) link

pplains splaining planesplainingplaining

a goon shaped fule (onimo), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 22:56 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/BdcmzhY.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 12 May 2016 01:42 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiW_43FWEAAib7L.jpg

this is never not funny to me, god help me

mookieproof, Friday, 13 May 2016 19:21 (seven years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Friday, 13 May 2016 19:21 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/731190647080640512

goole, Friday, 13 May 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link

nice

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Friday, 13 May 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/yCEoKJy.png

lag∞n, Friday, 13 May 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link

nice

, Friday, 13 May 2016 20:04 (seven years ago) link

plz RT https://twitter.com/on3ness/status/731214262350184448

lag∞n, Friday, 13 May 2016 20:07 (seven years ago) link

rt'd

Clay, Friday, 13 May 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link

thx bud

lag∞n, Friday, 13 May 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link


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