I also block tons and tons of accounts that don't follow me
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 7 April 2016 20:03 (eight years ago) link
i always get followed by these Fractal Finance accounts
― de l'asshole (flopson), Thursday, 7 April 2016 20:21 (eight years ago) link
Medium and Twitter founder: ‘We put junk food in front of them and they eat it’
http://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/apr/10/twitter-ev-williams-medium-content-fast-food
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 18:06 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/CX5eKbZ.gif
― pplains, Saturday, 30 April 2016 19:23 (eight years ago) link
ha nice
― lag∞n, Saturday, 30 April 2016 19:25 (eight years ago) link
including two different accounts named Earth Pics! (@Picture_Earth and @ThatsEarth)
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 30 April 2016 19:26 (eight years ago) link
https://66.media.tumblr.com/1afe09ab92ec69feccfd51a3e3380d4b/tumblr_o6spogQ92G1rq4c0wo1_1280.png
damn
― 龜, Monday, 9 May 2016 13:16 (eight years ago) link
Lmaoooooo
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Monday, 9 May 2016 15:38 (eight years ago) link
haaaaaaaaaaa
― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Monday, 9 May 2016 15:41 (eight years ago) link
salute
― lag∞n, Monday, 9 May 2016 15:45 (eight years ago) link
Andy Money Sixty-Nine is a nice name.
― Yung Chella (Eazy), Monday, 9 May 2016 15:58 (eight years ago) link
so what is BOFA
― Sean, let me be clear (silby), Monday, 9 May 2016 19:40 (eight years ago) link
*gestures towards his genitals*
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Monday, 9 May 2016 19:43 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/g7H2jti.jpg
this will always amuse me
― μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 9 May 2016 21:44 (eight years ago) link
Twitter almost as bad as radiohead
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 9 May 2016 21:45 (eight years ago) link
made a thom yorke face when i read that punchline
xp
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 9 May 2016 21:54 (eight years ago) link
http://cdn2-www.craveonline.com/assets/uploads/gallery/20-weird-pictures-of-thom-yorke/1337212889435.png
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 9 May 2016 21:56 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jmO4hLp.png
I was thinking "planesplaining", but I didn't reply because I don't want it to look like I'm planesplainingplaining.
― pplains, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link
what an airhead
― always be charging (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link
manplaning
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link
best extreme sport
― map, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 22:09 (seven years ago) link
pplains splaining planesplainingplaining
― a goon shaped fule (onimo), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 22:56 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/BdcmzhY.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 12 May 2016 01:42 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiW_43FWEAAib7L.jpg
this is never not funny to me, god help me
― mookieproof, Friday, 13 May 2016 19:21 (seven years ago) link
lol
― lag∞n, Friday, 13 May 2016 19:21 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/731190647080640512
― goole, Friday, 13 May 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link
nice
― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Friday, 13 May 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/yCEoKJy.png
― lag∞n, Friday, 13 May 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link
― 龜, Friday, 13 May 2016 20:04 (seven years ago) link
plz RT https://twitter.com/on3ness/status/731214262350184448
― lag∞n, Friday, 13 May 2016 20:07 (seven years ago) link
rt'd
― Clay, Friday, 13 May 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link
thx bud
― lag∞n, Friday, 13 May 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link
#nice
― Clay, Friday, 13 May 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link
― lag∞n, Friday, 13 May 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link
niiiiice
― μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 13 May 2016 20:51 (seven years ago) link
http://66.media.tumblr.com/a4ee32c8b8351fa0a7aa65ecae45dcdc/tumblr_nu7ykdeg2M1qb0ppao1_500.png
― μpright mammal (mh), Saturday, 14 May 2016 21:40 (seven years ago) link
i thought the same thing too, maybe my head's not in a #nice place.
― pplains, Saturday, 14 May 2016 21:52 (seven years ago) link
What's with all the promoted porn tweets recently?
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 15 May 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link
Based on accounts you follow
― 1st Amendment absolutist in favor of the unltd publication of sextapes (schlump), Monday, 16 May 2016 01:05 (seven years ago) link
yeah I have not seen any of those
― μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 16 May 2016 01:16 (seven years ago) link
ha owned
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Monday, 16 May 2016 02:14 (seven years ago) link
No, it's a thing. Keeps getting screenshotted and commented on by legit accounts.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 16 May 2016 04:52 (seven years ago) link
The semi-serious gist being that as long as Twitter doesn't employ any actual people to eyeball promoted content before it hits streams it will be fairly easy for porn companies, racists, etc to use just-about-sfw pictures and innocuous text to trick the algorithms, the cumulative effect being a much harder site to use at work.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 16 May 2016 05:50 (seven years ago) link
i keep getting this friends listicle as Promoted content... i love it
http://imgur.com/Z5Al2Tm
― de l'asshole (flopson), Monday, 16 May 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Z5Al2Tm.png
lol I ate dinner with my parents at a place with order at counter, deliver to table service over the weekend and the little table placard was number 69
was so hard not to keep saying "nice" during the meal
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 00:36 (seven years ago) link
"hey thanks for dinner, it was really nice" hehehe
did you all eat from each other's plates?
― pplains, Tuesday, 17 May 2016 00:52 (seven years ago) link
nah, they had salad
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 02:06 (seven years ago) link
ahem