feasters seem to be bad at social media
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12932698_621436238010642_2628249288136132270_n.png?oh=1536c7b0bcbe78e0ac67f5a3b2f60fb9&oe=57B91B67
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― soref, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 17:38 (eight years ago) link
Not too good at naming themselves, either.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 17:40 (eight years ago) link
feasters are a sort of off-brand version of the more popular rustlers
they have 4000 facebook likes, so maybe they are not that bad, but only 10 followers on their official twitter account despite the fact that they have been tweeting daily for over six months now, which seems odd. I don't think I've ever seen a brand with so few twitter followers - it seems like it would be awkward tweeting anonymous twitter brand type stuff to so small a number of people? rustlers have 8,839 twitter followers.
― soref, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 17:46 (eight years ago) link
Feasters sounds like a fake Tim Heidecker brand, especially given those example social media posts
― Evan, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 17:51 (eight years ago) link
they are real! here's a youtube review to prove it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N8Tc4FeCqI
― soref, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 17:56 (eight years ago) link
I will eat a microwave burger no fronting but who's gonna pretend it's cool?
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 18:57 (eight years ago) link
http://static4.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_small/3/38919/1010904-poochie.gif
― ulysses, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 19:06 (eight years ago) link
can't believe you're suggesting that feasters are not down with the kids
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― soref, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 19:08 (eight years ago) link
lol these guys are bad at this
― ulysses, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 19:17 (eight years ago) link
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― ulysses, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 19:18 (eight years ago) link
me too apparently:http://i.imgur.com/coe8lHK.png
― ulysses, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 19:21 (eight years ago) link
xxxp has already been done shorter, funnier and with pictures
http://cdn2.funscrape.com/Images/2/2209003586378213.jpg
― T.L.O.P.son (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 19:23 (eight years ago) link
That crazy 20 minutes when you look in mirror and think, what has become of my life? Will I ever be happy? And you make yourself sick JUST as your Feasters is ready!
― Evan, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 20:03 (eight years ago) link
OK, we're falling into "failure pile in a sadness bowl" territory here.
― pplains, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 20:42 (eight years ago) link
Oops!
― Evan, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 21:12 (eight years ago) link
Totally forgot about that.
― Evan, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 21:14 (eight years ago) link
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― Darin, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 22:15 (eight years ago) link
Fleck yr privilege
― never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 22:18 (eight years ago) link
He can be as manicured-beardy as he likes, everyone still associates him with hamsters
― a hairy, howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 22:29 (eight years ago) link
lol
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 23:01 (eight years ago) link
Those Feasters images are Tommy Weiseau-level.
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 23:49 (eight years ago) link
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― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 09:22 (eight years ago) link
― ejemplo (crüt), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 11:18 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/KmK0x5q.jpg
― ejemplo (crüt), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 12:05 (eight years ago) link
Absolutely fucking hate that book and film franchise and all its fucking fans, since I was a kid and the very first one came out
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 14:58 (eight years ago) link
Hope they all naively summon their shadow in a sort of oceanic ritual and get chased around by it and it kills their little animal friend that lives in their hood
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 15:00 (eight years ago) link
wow you must have been a really cool 5th grader
― qualx, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 15:55 (eight years ago) link
i guess everybody has strong opinions about something
― great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 16:51 (eight years ago) link
I didn't realize that little "my precious!" troll had such big ears. Was that from the prequel?
― pplains, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:23 (eight years ago) link
the ears were always enormous in the movies he appeared in
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:24 (eight years ago) link
I'm not talking about Yoda from Star Wars, Amos.
― pplains, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:25 (eight years ago) link
to be clear then, you were pulling in a wholly new out-of-context thought and expecting everyone to follow you with the context you provided?
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:29 (eight years ago) link
gosh, if only there were some robust database we could scour to find out what famous literary or cinematic characters have ever uttered the phrase "my preciousssssss"
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:43 (eight years ago) link
a troll?
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:45 (eight years ago) link
I think I see now. It was something like a joke, in the same way a plate of spaghetti is something like a squid.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:49 (eight years ago) link
Getless
― qualx, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:04 (eight years ago) link
How big are your ears, Aimless?
― pplains, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 19:07 (eight years ago) link
^ahh, my favorite Mills Brothers song
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 20:17 (eight years ago) link
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― nomar, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:28 (eight years ago) link
....
http://memesvault.com/wp-content/uploads/Wat-Meme-Tumblr-04.jpg
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Thursday, 14 April 2016 04:31 (eight years ago) link
http://s21.postimg.org/vpqcsd4o7/friend.png
― qualx, Friday, 15 April 2016 04:36 (eight years ago) link
"Wanker"
― great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 April 2016 06:23 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqDxEfnIIAAwsQl.png:small
― never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Friday, 15 April 2016 14:29 (eight years ago) link
what??
― Nhex, Friday, 15 April 2016 20:34 (eight years ago) link
i heart rygar
― ulysses, Friday, 15 April 2016 23:53 (eight years ago) link
http://www.signedsport.co.uk/images/Leeds-TDorigo-12x8.jpg
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 16 April 2016 09:21 (eight years ago) link
https://36.media.tumblr.com/909b54598e267d8c44bbb2e27b4c4cd6/tumblr_o57qb7OdVa1urnr89o1_500.jpg
Powerful.
― qualx, Monday, 18 April 2016 00:40 (eight years ago) link
Man, it's amazing how little Warhammer figurines have changed since I was poring over the catalog on field day in seventh grade. Powerful.
― never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Monday, 18 April 2016 01:56 (eight years ago) link
tree/fish attack ftw
― ulysses, Monday, 18 April 2016 02:17 (eight years ago) link
When the last tree is cut, the last fish is caught, and the last river is polluted.. when to breathe the air is sickening, you will realize, too late, that facebook macros of apocryphal quotes from wise native americans were not an effective campaigning tool
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 18 April 2016 08:55 (eight years ago) link