why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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I will eat a microwave burger no fronting but who's gonna pretend it's cool?

disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 18:57 (eight years ago) link

can't believe you're suggesting that feasters are not down with the kids

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12552744_587932611361005_1668285582828897333_n.png?oh=08c44339233121a053cf00cca818fe4a&oe=5779FAB2

soref, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 19:08 (eight years ago) link

lol these guys are bad at this

ulysses, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 19:17 (eight years ago) link

me too apparently:
http://i.imgur.com/coe8lHK.png

ulysses, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 19:21 (eight years ago) link

xxxp has already been done shorter, funnier and with pictures

http://cdn2.funscrape.com/Images/2/2209003586378213.jpg

T.L.O.P.son (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 19:23 (eight years ago) link

That crazy 20 minutes when you look in mirror and think, what has become of my life? Will I ever be happy? And you make yourself sick JUST as your Feasters is ready!

Evan, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 20:03 (eight years ago) link

OK, we're falling into "failure pile in a sadness bowl" territory here.

pplains, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 20:42 (eight years ago) link

Oops!

Evan, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 21:12 (eight years ago) link

Totally forgot about that.

Evan, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 21:14 (eight years ago) link

Fleck yr privilege

never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 22:18 (eight years ago) link

He can be as manicured-beardy as he likes, everyone still associates him with hamsters

lol

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 23:01 (eight years ago) link

Those Feasters images are Tommy Weiseau-level.

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 23:49 (eight years ago) link

lol

ejemplo (crüt), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 11:18 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/KmK0x5q.jpg

ejemplo (crüt), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 12:05 (eight years ago) link

Absolutely fucking hate that book and film franchise and all its fucking fans, since I was a kid and the very first one came out

Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 14:58 (eight years ago) link

Hope they all naively summon their shadow in a sort of oceanic ritual and get chased around by it and it kills their little animal friend that lives in their hood

Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 15:00 (eight years ago) link

wow you must have been a really cool 5th grader

qualx, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 15:55 (eight years ago) link

i guess everybody has strong opinions about something

great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 16:51 (eight years ago) link

I didn't realize that little "my precious!" troll had such big ears. Was that from the prequel?

pplains, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:23 (eight years ago) link

the ears were always enormous in the movies he appeared in

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:24 (eight years ago) link

I'm not talking about Yoda from Star Wars, Amos.

pplains, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:25 (eight years ago) link

to be clear then, you were pulling in a wholly new out-of-context thought and expecting everyone to follow you with the context you provided?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:29 (eight years ago) link

gosh, if only there were some robust database we could scour to find out what famous literary or cinematic characters have ever uttered the phrase "my preciousssssss"

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:43 (eight years ago) link

a troll?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:45 (eight years ago) link

I think I see now. It was something like a joke, in the same way a plate of spaghetti is something like a squid.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:49 (eight years ago) link

Getless

qualx, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:04 (eight years ago) link

How big are your ears, Aimless?

pplains, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 19:07 (eight years ago) link

^ahh, my favorite Mills Brothers song

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 20:17 (eight years ago) link

http://s21.postimg.org/vpqcsd4o7/friend.png

qualx, Friday, 15 April 2016 04:36 (eight years ago) link

"Wanker"

great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 April 2016 06:23 (eight years ago) link

what??

Nhex, Friday, 15 April 2016 20:34 (eight years ago) link

i heart rygar

ulysses, Friday, 15 April 2016 23:53 (eight years ago) link

Man, it's amazing how little Warhammer figurines have changed since I was poring over the catalog on field day in seventh grade. Powerful.

never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Monday, 18 April 2016 01:56 (eight years ago) link

tree/fish attack ftw

ulysses, Monday, 18 April 2016 02:17 (eight years ago) link

When the last tree is cut, the last fish is caught, and the last river is polluted.. when to breathe the air is sickening, you will realize, too late, that facebook macros of apocryphal quotes from wise native americans were not an effective campaigning tool

a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 18 April 2016 08:55 (eight years ago) link

It's the stripey socks that ruin that one.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 18 April 2016 09:20 (eight years ago) link

Well and all the rest of it

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 18 April 2016 09:20 (eight years ago) link

@Dr Casino it has the look very specifically of one of those that your mate would have, and you wouldn't have, and you'd resent them for it and for all the attention it got, and yet, and yet, you weren't convinced it was a particularly good one

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 18 April 2016 09:27 (eight years ago) link


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