Absolutely fucking hate that book and film franchise and all its fucking fans, since I was a kid and the very first one came out
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 14:58 (eight years ago) link
Hope they all naively summon their shadow in a sort of oceanic ritual and get chased around by it and it kills their little animal friend that lives in their hood
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 15:00 (eight years ago) link
wow you must have been a really cool 5th grader
― qualx, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 15:55 (eight years ago) link
i guess everybody has strong opinions about something
― great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 16:51 (eight years ago) link
I didn't realize that little "my precious!" troll had such big ears. Was that from the prequel?
― pplains, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:23 (eight years ago) link
the ears were always enormous in the movies he appeared in
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:24 (eight years ago) link
I'm not talking about Yoda from Star Wars, Amos.
― pplains, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:25 (eight years ago) link
to be clear then, you were pulling in a wholly new out-of-context thought and expecting everyone to follow you with the context you provided?
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:29 (eight years ago) link
gosh, if only there were some robust database we could scour to find out what famous literary or cinematic characters have ever uttered the phrase "my preciousssssss"
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:43 (eight years ago) link
a troll?
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:45 (eight years ago) link
I think I see now. It was something like a joke, in the same way a plate of spaghetti is something like a squid.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:49 (eight years ago) link
Getless
― qualx, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:04 (eight years ago) link
How big are your ears, Aimless?
― pplains, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 19:07 (eight years ago) link
^ahh, my favorite Mills Brothers song
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 20:17 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13007272_10157030028820354_5689817639789217399_n.jpg?oh=df8bb8dceeedf1f6098a4d4dd09d9894&oe=5783454A
― nomar, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:28 (eight years ago) link
....
http://memesvault.com/wp-content/uploads/Wat-Meme-Tumblr-04.jpg
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Thursday, 14 April 2016 04:31 (eight years ago) link
http://s21.postimg.org/vpqcsd4o7/friend.png
― qualx, Friday, 15 April 2016 04:36 (eight years ago) link
"Wanker"
― great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 April 2016 06:23 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqDxEfnIIAAwsQl.png:small
― never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Friday, 15 April 2016 14:29 (eight years ago) link
what??
― Nhex, Friday, 15 April 2016 20:34 (eight years ago) link
i heart rygar
― ulysses, Friday, 15 April 2016 23:53 (eight years ago) link
http://www.signedsport.co.uk/images/Leeds-TDorigo-12x8.jpg
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 16 April 2016 09:21 (eight years ago) link
https://36.media.tumblr.com/909b54598e267d8c44bbb2e27b4c4cd6/tumblr_o57qb7OdVa1urnr89o1_500.jpg
Powerful.
― qualx, Monday, 18 April 2016 00:40 (eight years ago) link
Man, it's amazing how little Warhammer figurines have changed since I was poring over the catalog on field day in seventh grade. Powerful.
― never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Monday, 18 April 2016 01:56 (eight years ago) link
tree/fish attack ftw
― ulysses, Monday, 18 April 2016 02:17 (eight years ago) link
When the last tree is cut, the last fish is caught, and the last river is polluted.. when to breathe the air is sickening, you will realize, too late, that facebook macros of apocryphal quotes from wise native americans were not an effective campaigning tool
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 18 April 2016 08:55 (eight years ago) link
It's the stripey socks that ruin that one.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 18 April 2016 09:20 (eight years ago) link
Well and all the rest of it
@Dr Casino it has the look very specifically of one of those that your mate would have, and you wouldn't have, and you'd resent them for it and for all the attention it got, and yet, and yet, you weren't convinced it was a particularly good one
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 18 April 2016 09:27 (eight years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/purpleclvr/photos/a.375609882543951.1073741828.369508529820753/1441135552658040/?type=3
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 18 April 2016 09:28 (eight years ago) link
ergh
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/13012703_1441135552658040_4709324274391655444_n.jpg?oh=cd4a1a5526de0b7d043974a3992500bb&oe=577DDD7B
http://i.imgur.com/2MugPfn.jpg
finally
― ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 18 April 2016 13:39 (eight years ago) link
Seems like that person needs to discover twitter so they don't have to resort to making stupid text images any longer.
― Evan, Monday, 18 April 2016 14:57 (eight years ago) link
This is called "moneybags"
― eyecrud (silby), Monday, 18 April 2016 15:35 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/12963428_1595894337124597_8532978568991707320_n.jpg?oh=9bc58f526eac8c1c4fbbf9a1e7384b1b&oe=57BF5115
― how's life, Monday, 18 April 2016 17:05 (eight years ago) link
Not sure where it originated, but definitely shared unironically all over my fb feed this weekend, including by a Vietnam vet.
― how's life, Monday, 18 April 2016 17:06 (eight years ago) link
#WarIsHell #ButAlsoPrettyCool
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 10:21 (eight years ago) link
i also don't think they are vietnamese soldiers
...that's a still from Tropic Thunder
― willem, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 10:44 (eight years ago) link
yes, that was the joke
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 10:48 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/13012766_1191229254222926_5526221210490536948_n.jpg?oh=c637b1baedc9bdec510a5bc74de5381a&oe=57BEA427
― how's life, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 11:06 (eight years ago) link
jesus
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 11:17 (eight years ago) link
A+ on that one.
― nickn, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 16:39 (eight years ago) link
LOL I think I like that one tbh
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 01:07 (eight years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10206536971890635&set=gm.10154723356879908&type=3
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 08:17 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/13010627_10206536971890635_2280307584488258450_n.jpg?oh=21dc53003e27750935343d30b0348f4f&oe=57BC5214
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 08:18 (eight years ago) link
lonely guy...
― Mark G, Wednesday, 20 April 2016 11:21 (eight years ago) link
him sad
― emil.y, Wednesday, 20 April 2016 13:37 (eight years ago) link
just thinking..
― Mark G, Wednesday, 20 April 2016 13:41 (eight years ago) link
The chair should have been made out of flesh, for accuracy.
― Evan, Wednesday, 20 April 2016 14:09 (eight years ago) link