Rejected parody threads

would retire there tbh

Pussy/crack pain

Belgian ilxors to eulogize repressed woman who is otherwise hoarsey

you're fucking dinner

emotional numbnuts

help me find mule-fronted contemporary alt-rock that doesn't gore me to death

What Parts Of The Neb Would You Leave Behind If We Built A New One?

Are you considering purchasing a gin?

I just came here to post that!

(ok, mine was 'are you considering purchasing a gnu?', but still)

Taking sides: Children vs. Pie

child pie vs puppy cakes surely

^ that was the rejected rejected parody thread, as too convoluted. also, I thought the winners of the preliminary bouts should duke it out in the main event.

is there a "deep state" in teh i.l.x.

songs that are almost like but do not actually meet the stipulation in the thread title because i am a lazy reader and i just enjoy namechecking the work of my favourite artist as per

list of things that are better than the proposed subject of this thread

Britpop Spears - Whiteout

The Tyranny Of Listening To Music Through Your Fucking Ears

What's the least acclaimed opinion you love?

At what point did Tom Ewing realize his message board was now on a downward arc?

I Have Had It Up to Here Waiting for The Beatles to Be Cremated

what's the least acclaimed bum you love?

How do you feel about the Brittas Empire?

(Heh, had to confirm the spelling of Brittas on Wiki and found this gem in the final para -

'Curse of the Tiger Women' is the final episode in 1997. This ending claims all seven series were part of a dream that Brittas is having on his way to the job interview for manager of the leisure centre. It is an ending that is regarded as poor by many critics and viewers)

Where is the love for PAUL NICHOLAS?

Were dirges 'Radiohead-like' at Glastonbury Abbey?

NOMINATIONS: Greatest ILX Novels of All Time

(reminding me that Universal Harvester has been lying around waiting to be read for a few weeks, will get on that)

best boobs that are music lists?

Posts You Were Going to Make That Criticize Another User's Grammar/Intelligence/Identity While Not Having Anything to Do With the Thread Topic - Put Them Here

The "bald guy" in the band: who are the other Mike Loves in music?

Your musical "bland spots"

For most people that's their entire collection obvs

^how can I come on when I know I'm guilty?

Have you ever masterminded in front of a woman?

have you ever masturbated in front of a judge?

artists who plausibly appear to be poor people

reminds me of jackson c frank

died homeless in ny i believe

Nicosia: A POLL

:D

Appropriate Etiquette for Punching Work Colleagues - How Much is Too Much?

there are some exceptions to Section 47 of the Offences Against the Person Act, apparently. But you've got to punch carefully.

Rejected paradiddle threads

People namechecked in Peruvian pop songs from the 60s starting with the letter S, who turn out to be bobsledding heroes of yore and are named as well in recent footwork bangers, but only in future tense: C/D S/D POX POO #wedontknowwhattodoanymoreILM2018

some twat would still post "Guided By Voices" or some other cobblers

This is the improbable thread for ILxors in their twenties

Surely some of those three year olds you see in youtube comments who like the smiths must find their way to ILM eventually

pretty sure some of them are already posting

stuff that chris brown liked.

is New York City ched?
PHANTOM CHED: Paul Tomas Anderson, Daniel Day-Lewis, Fifties London
THE 10TH ANNUAL ILM METAL POLL:2017 RESULTS CHED
the day after the chedline: can the union survive brexit and other deep questions
Rejected parody cheds

A thread for artists whose discography consists almost entirely of albums with their faeces on the cover