dothraki doing the spanish inquisition sketch re what's better than seeing a beautiful woman naked was kinda funny, but other than that i rly hope we don't have to listen to too much of their goofy fantasy machismo this season
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Monday, 25 April 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link
#notalldothraki
― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Monday, 25 April 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link
didn't realise it was the ships that were burning in Mereen. thanks for the tip ILX.
― Van Horn Street, Monday, 25 April 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link
i caught it from the dialogue but my goodness that was some lousy CG
― call all destroyer, Monday, 25 April 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link
it seems so late in the game to be setting up this Tyrion as emergency city manager plot. Maybe he'll do such a good job that after Dani conquers the world she decides to hand the throne him before turning into white flames and melting the north
― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Monday, 25 April 2016 19:20 (seven years ago) link
I don't really have any guesses as to where they're taking that plotline...
― Evan, Monday, 25 April 2016 19:25 (seven years ago) link
i think it's just a way for tyrion to regain his power while stalling that whole storyline for another 2 years until martin publishes another book the burned ships are repaired
― Karl Malone, Monday, 25 April 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link
i mean it seems inevitable that when daenerys FINALLY goes west for the final showdown, tyrion will be at her side with a bunch of power and influence and it'll set up interesting conflicts with his family and westeros in general
― Karl Malone, Monday, 25 April 2016 19:39 (seven years ago) link
this is so sad
https://twitter.com/Cosmopolitan/status/724693841182384128
Ted Cruz's viral female doppelgänger is set to star in porn: http://cosm.ag/6014BmDh6
― goole, Monday, 25 April 2016 20:33 (seven years ago) link
going way off the books with this twist
― nomar, Monday, 25 April 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link
lol oh shit
― goole, Monday, 25 April 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link
ah well it all fits together somehow *thinkpieces*
doing porn is a route to getting a job on GoT sometimes
― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Monday, 25 April 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link
miss u rickon
― Van Horn Street, Monday, 25 April 2016 21:01 (seven years ago) link
and his direwolf, shaggydog
― Van Horn Street, Monday, 25 April 2016 21:05 (seven years ago) link
Candidates do very well in Westeros when they're intensely unlikeable.
― Evan, Monday, 25 April 2016 21:08 (seven years ago) link
Candidates do very well in Westeros when they're intensely unlikeable. unkillable
― Evan, Monday, April 25, 2016 5:08 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Van Horn Street, Monday, 25 April 2016 21:13 (seven years ago) link
Seen Bran in preview for next episode, have a feeling he'll connect with Jon. Hope something is revealed about that bird man's place.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 25 April 2016 21:53 (seven years ago) link
That almost ecstatic expression of renewed sense of purpose and duty on Brienne of Tarth's face when Sansa formally accepted her service practically screamed that she's going to die soon.
― Dan I., Monday, 25 April 2016 22:09 (seven years ago) link
Was thinking that. Her and Davos are probably toast.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 25 April 2016 22:23 (seven years ago) link
No way, Davos and Brienne are too popular to be killed!
― Jenny Ondioleeene (Leee), Monday, 25 April 2016 22:29 (seven years ago) link
The end of the show is going to be all the popular characters hugging
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 25 April 2016 22:30 (seven years ago) link
I'm guessing Varys gets fucked up at some point. Nobody close to Tyrion makes it out of a season in one piece.
― bothan zulu (El Tomboto), Monday, 25 April 2016 22:34 (seven years ago) link
Check that, except Bronn. Where he at? Wasn't he on that boat too?
― bothan zulu (El Tomboto), Monday, 25 April 2016 22:35 (seven years ago) link
we need some congressional hearings on who was or wasn't on that boat and how fast it was going. #bronngazi
― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link
maybe the killing of the son already happened a while ago?
― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 01:13 (seven years ago) link
loooool goole
― 龜, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link
my gf points out that the kid who killed ygritte went thru puberty before filming this season
he wouldn't have killed ygritte after puberty
― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 02:01 (seven years ago) link
The last scene was pure room 237
― calstars, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link
the whole Brienne & Pod vs. a half-dozen Bolton suckers was really hard to figure out for a while until I rewound it about a dozen times and I realized the guy in charge of the dogs? That motherfucker took off the second trouble showed up. That's what they only had to murder 5 out of 6 in the party, and no dogs. Mr. Hound done R-U-N-N-O-F-T as soon as he heard steel on steel, probably before that, actually.
Watch it again. K9 handlers stay the fuck away when a hostage situation gets violent. That's SOP going way back, apparently.
― bothan zulu (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 03:56 (seven years ago) link
This has basically become a series of unconnected vignettes of varying quality and tone, from genuinely tense and atmospheric (Sansa and Theon) to comedy skits (Dorne and the boob snakes).
I'm vaguely optimistic they'll pull out some proper exhilarating shit as they always have in the past, but for now it's lost a good deal of weight and momentum.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 07:31 (seven years ago) link
both dorne and the dothraki are basically new adventures of hercules. also can't believe the extent to which they've stalled the daenerys storyline, as mentioned by others itt.
last season was p crappy and rambling too. they seem a bit afraid of actually allowing the characters to do the things they want to do. a lot of stasis. like it is almost funny that they've found a new way for daenerys to be stuck somewhere for good. no doubt in the finale when she finally escapes the dothraki, she'll break her ankle or something.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 08:03 (seven years ago) link
http://media.vanityfair.com/photos/571938881127b91b7468ae89/master/w_900,c_limit/game-of-thrones-season-6-episode-1-ss07.jpg
state of this guy
I think the house of widows thing seems interesting. She'll probably meet new recruits there.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 08:49 (seven years ago) link
The house of widows is one of those things that could be great in theory but probably won't be in practice. The Dorne stuff at least got rid of a load of deadwood characters and might actually lead to a war.
If John Snow is really did then Davos is effectively our eyes and ears around the Wall now, if anything he's likely to be more prominent this year. John Snow probably isn't dead though.
I can't remember how Arya went blind but marooning her hundreds of miles away from everyone else was a terrible narrative decision.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 09:08 (seven years ago) link
'You'll just have to sit here and wait' seems to be the M.O. for so many character arcs right now. WTF is going on in this show? Those white walkers had better pull their fingers out.
― TARANTINO! (dog latin), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 10:50 (seven years ago) link
it's one thing isolating main characters, but they give them this one basic simple goal and then have them frustrated in every attempt to achieve it, it's like they've found that having one character trying to bounce the same ball off the wall for three seasons is the easiest way to deal with so many storylines at once, cos you just see them and instantly know nothing in their plotline has changed.
they've had a whole season of dorne being annoyed, arya getting beaten up and failing tests, a few seasons of daenerys going from triumph to setback. are there no ideas in the writers room or something?
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 11:07 (seven years ago) link
I didn't see a "next week on" but given how this show cycles character scenes I expect next week to be catching up with Littlefinger, Bran and Sam.
― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 11:10 (seven years ago) link
This has basically become a series of unconnected vignettes of varying quality and tone
in other words, a faithful interpretation of the books
― 龜, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 12:15 (seven years ago) link
I liked this episode. Kind of disappointed that they killed off the one potentially interesting character in the Dorne storyline, but maybe that just means that they are going to speed through the end of that story (sand snakes arrive in king's landing, get killed by Zombie Mountain or something, the end).
― silverfish, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 14:39 (seven years ago) link
The complaining about stalling is pretty funny, when in a way the show has speeded up immensely how fast it takes for characters to go somewhere. Arya spent 3 seasons (?) wandering around Westeros before she got on the ship, it took Jamie a season to get with Brienne to Kings Landing. But it only took Tyrion half a season to get to Meereen, and in this premiere Jamie goes Dorne-Kings Landing between episodes, and Daenerys gets to the dothraki camps as well. And I complained about Melisandre getting to Castle Black from Winterfell in the last thread.
So they're getting rid of the sense of scale of the place. But they're not really replacing it with any propulsion or action.
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 14:53 (seven years ago) link
yeah but once you discover locations you can fast travel between them
i know the state of affairs is a little dismal because i caught myself thinking "i wonder what bran is up to?"
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 14:56 (seven years ago) link
It's not so much about how long it takes to get to places, but what happens on that journey and when they get there. Arya and the Hound was great. Arya having to complete endless gnomic tasks week in week out, with no clear end point or reason in mind is just boring. I'm sure something'll happen to her next week. I don't remember how she got blinded either though.
― TARANTINO! (dog latin), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 15:11 (seven years ago) link
i liked the arya storyline, and the performance of her sadistic mentor, but they are dragging it out for sure.
have even wondered about rickon.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 15:26 (seven years ago) link
It was a magical punishment for using the face swapping to get personal revenge on the evil kingsguard guy that was visiting. And yeah I REALLY hope she isn't just going to slowly learn how to deal with being a blind face swapper in training for the course of the entire season...
xp
― Evan, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 15:31 (seven years ago) link
current game of throne storylines, ranked (i'm limiting myself to ~2 seconds of brain activity for each decision so this is from the heart)
sansa & theon & brienne & podrickcersei and jaime destroy everyone elsejon snow for the love of the old gods and the new wake up and make this show more interestingdavos and a team of extras wait for someone to save the dayramsay sam working on getting tenurebronn? i'm assuming he's doing something. whatever it is it's better than most of the rest of the showmargaery tries to ignore constant pleas to purchase a Lexusbran and the 3 eyed raventyrion and varys have some decent conversations while stalling for another seasonmelisandre finally does something cool (?) and revives jon snow?jorah and daario on the trailarya's neverending bad daydaenerys kills some more timedirect to video dorne
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 15:44 (seven years ago) link
i forgot some stuff (like baelish) but whatever. i guess i'd put ">>" after cersei/jaime and another ">>>>>>>" after ramsay
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 15:46 (seven years ago) link
oh god baelish. i never liked him or his scenes for some reason. lots of people seem to enjoy him though.
― TARANTINO! (dog latin), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 15:53 (seven years ago) link
you'd think he'd be more in the mix since he literally kicked off the events that got ned killed
― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 16:31 (seven years ago) link
And now, the show you've been waiting for!
‘Game of Thrones’ Jon Snow Sequel Series in Development at HBO (Exclusive) https://t.co/n38hTKV5Np— The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) June 17, 2022
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 17 June 2022 02:29 (one year ago) link
If this isn't a wacky workplace comedy called Jon Snow Knows Something then what is the point.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 17 June 2022 02:30 (one year ago) link
Wheres the Hound’s show thats my question
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 June 2022 02:47 (one year ago) link
That one's called Dog Gone.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 17 June 2022 02:50 (one year ago) link
Sandor season one: 10 hour-long episodes of smoldering rubble slowly going cold
actually i think i could vibe with that
― bule bulak oying (cat), Friday, 17 June 2022 02:55 (one year ago) link