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Andy Money Sixty-Nine is a nice name.

Yung Chella (Eazy), Monday, 9 May 2016 15:58 (seven years ago) link

so what is BOFA

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Monday, 9 May 2016 19:40 (seven years ago) link

*gestures towards his genitals*

6 god none the richer (m bison), Monday, 9 May 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/g7H2jti.jpg

this will always amuse me

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 9 May 2016 21:44 (seven years ago) link

Twitter almost as bad as radiohead

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 9 May 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link

made a thom yorke face when i read that punchline

xp

F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 9 May 2016 21:54 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/jmO4hLp.png

I was thinking "planesplaining", but I didn't reply because I don't want it to look like I'm planesplainingplaining.

pplains, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link

what an airhead

always be charging (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

manplaning

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

best extreme sport

map, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 22:09 (seven years ago) link

pplains splaining planesplainingplaining

a goon shaped fule (onimo), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 22:56 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/BdcmzhY.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 12 May 2016 01:42 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiW_43FWEAAib7L.jpg

this is never not funny to me, god help me

mookieproof, Friday, 13 May 2016 19:21 (seven years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Friday, 13 May 2016 19:21 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/731190647080640512

goole, Friday, 13 May 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link

nice

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Friday, 13 May 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/yCEoKJy.png

lag∞n, Friday, 13 May 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link

nice

, Friday, 13 May 2016 20:04 (seven years ago) link

plz RT https://twitter.com/on3ness/status/731214262350184448

lag∞n, Friday, 13 May 2016 20:07 (seven years ago) link

rt'd

Clay, Friday, 13 May 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link

thx bud

lag∞n, Friday, 13 May 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link

#nice

Clay, Friday, 13 May 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link

#nice

lag∞n, Friday, 13 May 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link

niiiiice

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 13 May 2016 20:51 (seven years ago) link

i thought the same thing too, maybe my head's not in a #nice place.

pplains, Saturday, 14 May 2016 21:52 (seven years ago) link

What's with all the promoted porn tweets recently?

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 15 May 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link

Based on accounts you follow

yeah I have not seen any of those

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 16 May 2016 01:16 (seven years ago) link

ha owned

6 god none the richer (m bison), Monday, 16 May 2016 02:14 (seven years ago) link

No, it's a thing. Keeps getting screenshotted and commented on by legit accounts.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 16 May 2016 04:52 (seven years ago) link

The semi-serious gist being that as long as Twitter doesn't employ any actual people to eyeball promoted content before it hits streams it will be fairly easy for porn companies, racists, etc to use just-about-sfw pictures and innocuous text to trick the algorithms, the cumulative effect being a much harder site to use at work.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 16 May 2016 05:50 (seven years ago) link

i keep getting this friends listicle as Promoted content... i love it

http://imgur.com/Z5Al2Tm

de l'asshole (flopson), Monday, 16 May 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Z5Al2Tm.png

de l'asshole (flopson), Monday, 16 May 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

lol I ate dinner with my parents at a place with order at counter, deliver to table service over the weekend and the little table placard was number 69

was so hard not to keep saying "nice" during the meal

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 00:36 (seven years ago) link

"hey thanks for dinner, it was really nice" hehehe

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 00:36 (seven years ago) link

did you all eat from each other's plates?

pplains, Tuesday, 17 May 2016 00:52 (seven years ago) link

nah, they had salad

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 02:06 (seven years ago) link

ahem

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 02:06 (seven years ago) link

promoted tweet:
Ron Miscavige Blog ‏@RMiscavigeblog May 7
#RonMiscavige ”memoir” is a lie that whitewashes his sordid history of #DomesticViolence

HAHA I WONDER WHO PAID TO HAVE THIS PROMOTED, WHAT A MYSTERY

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/Demos_Org/status/733454694614470656

Bruenig getting slapped on the wrist for going full Bernie Bro on Joan Walsh reminds me of the kid with really strict parents whose mom drags her out of the birthday party like 'oh he's gonna get a spanking tonight, Deborah' cuz she heard him say 'fuck' when shit was getting rowdy in smashbros

de l'asshole (flopson), Friday, 20 May 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link

what a weird beef. for me, kind of the opposite of an iran/iraq sitch: "pity they can't all win"

goole, Friday, 20 May 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link

Walsh's bio quoting someone called her 'a great spokeslady for our race' is hilariously awful

de l'asshole (flopson), Friday, 20 May 2016 19:15 (seven years ago) link

encountered a personal (apparently) twitter account with 763,000 tweets since 2009

mookieproof, Friday, 20 May 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link

No

El Tomboto, Friday, 20 May 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link

lame!

goole, Friday, 20 May 2016 22:08 (seven years ago) link

"I think she deserves to reckon with that stuff" ehhhhhhhhhh I'll still read his stuff but

0 / 0 (lukas), Friday, 20 May 2016 23:26 (seven years ago) link

Damn, that's crazy... I'm sure he'll find a nice gig somewhere soon, very talented guy

de l'asshole (flopson), Friday, 20 May 2016 23:51 (seven years ago) link


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