nah my kids are mediocre at best
― Οὖτις, Friday, 13 May 2016 17:22 (seven years ago) link
ok I guess they're sort of adorablehttps://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7179/26890741881_54c84c0691_b.jpg
― Οὖτις, Friday, 13 May 2016 17:26 (seven years ago) link
otoh last night Judah had some food in his mouth for 2 hours that he refused to swallow. He was just walking around with his mouth full, "I don't like it!", etc. Eventually half an hour after he went to bed and after much arguing and crying and screaming I managed to make him spit it out.
― Οὖτις, Friday, 13 May 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link
lol
K once held the same lollipop in her hand for literally three hours and forty minutes.
― JWoww Gilberto (man alive), Friday, 13 May 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link
I picked my daughter up from daycare the other day, five or six hours after my wife dropped her off. She immediately reaches into her mouth and hands me a chewed up piece of Trident. The daycare workers had no idea she had been keeping it in there.
― how's life, Friday, 13 May 2016 17:47 (seven years ago) link
haha I've gone to brush Ivy's teeth only to find she'd been keeping a paste of whatever we had for dinner tucked into her cheek like Skoal.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 19 May 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 19 May 2016 19:39 (seven years ago) link
hahaha, our daughter did that a few times with a piece of bacon
― pleas to Nietzsche (WilliamC), Thursday, 19 May 2016 19:42 (seven years ago) link
My 5yo son loves learning about space, loves planets, moons, constellations, etc. Last night while getting ready for bed he told me that the sun will burn out in 5 billion years, and man did he have a lot of questions about that. Will the earth fall since the sun’s gravity won’t be holding it anymore, will it be cold, how will we read outside in the dark… I got the sense that he doesn’t understand that we won’t be around to witness it, and I didn’t want to bring up something that heavy right before bed. On the other hand I hate to think that he might be having quiet anxiety over how we’re going to handle a sunless world.
― early rejecter, Friday, 20 May 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link
just play thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9KKBvWTdMQ
― ulysses, Friday, 20 May 2016 15:41 (seven years ago) link
sooo... uh just found out my 7 and 4-year-old searched, on google, for this search term:
naked sex very disgusting
on my computer. i was really thrilled about that obviously. i think i handled it right though. i didn't get mad or tell them off, i asked them what they searched for and what they saw. they were obviously super shy about it and didn't want to say anything. i told them that whatever they saw was not what real sex is like, it's pictures of people who don't actually love each other. that real sex is different. and that pictures like that are for grown-ups and they should not search for things like that again.
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 21 May 2016 21:01 (seven years ago) link
and i turned on safe search (duh??!!!!?)
Oh man
― Οὖτις, Saturday, 21 May 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link
My kids dont know how to use google yet but looking forward to it
― Οὖτις, Saturday, 21 May 2016 21:33 (seven years ago) link
My kid keeps asking me to enable safari on his iPhone. Nope.
― schwantz, Saturday, 21 May 2016 21:41 (seven years ago) link
it's like BAM right there. welp. i think this is going to be a very relatable experience for kids of this generation.
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 21 May 2016 23:02 (seven years ago) link
I just searched this and the top result was a YouTube video with the following description:
Mobile-friendly - Jun 2, 2015 - fat naked people farting in a hot room at a disgusting romp. ... Most disgusting sex video ever!
― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Sunday, 22 May 2016 22:20 (seven years ago) link
thank goodness it's mobile-friendly, don't know what i'd do without access to that page on the go
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 May 2016 09:18 (seven years ago) link
Hey, I hadn't heard "Get Lucky" in a while!
― how's life, Monday, 23 May 2016 09:24 (seven years ago) link
we've been trying to get our 1-year old to sleep through the night and while we've had some success in getting longer stretches of sleep he is now basically waking up for the day at like 4:30am. before he would wake up every 1-2 hours but be up for the day at like 6:30am, now he's often sleeping straight through from 8pm-4:30am but fuck 4:30am really?
― marcos, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 14:08 (seven years ago) link
sick of this bullshit tbh
I feel you. we've at least got Judah pushed back to around 6:30am now that he's um... three and a half.
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link
Youngest is suddenly mad into this batch of fuckin my little pony movies, called the Equestrias or something? OH GOD THE HORRIBLE SONGS MAKE THEM STOP PLEASE.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 05:17 (seven years ago) link
Do you guys ever experience panic over the possibility of your kids getting hurt? Lately every time we drive I suddenly have the terrible feeling that E (the baby) is not strapped in propertly. Yesterday I was roughhousing with K and she was kind of tumbling upside down over me and I was flipping her around a little and I heard a crack from her neck, and she goes "did a bone break?" Fucking shit. (she was completely fine of course and it was presumably just fluid popping or whatever)
― a man a plan alive (man alive), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link
E also is like super physical now and super into climbing/pulling herself up etc., and she's always banging herself. Very hard to prevent.
All the time. I live in total fear. My oldest's stated life goal is to become a stuntman. My younger kid is equally adventurous . Haven't had a big accident from either of them in a while. Guess I better knock on wood.
On a separate note, do we have any other preteens/teens who are experiencing mood swings? Because holy shit this weekend was a nightmare. Three or four separate melt-downs, including breaking stuff. I'm guessing and really hoping that it was puberty-related. My wife and I were completely and totally unable to de-escalate, no matter how calm and patient we were. I don't think there have been many times I've felt inclined to read a book or even a parenting blog to find solutions for our troubles, we've had it so easy. There were times this weekend when my wife and I looked at each other like "we didn't know it was going to be like this."
― how's life, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 16:09 (seven years ago) link
bf's oldest is 11 now, and starting to get moody and self-righteous "why the hell should I do that, you do it!!!" sort of shit. I'm not looking forward to his teens, not least because as Ive mentioned before, my idea of discipline is to straight up loud-voiced tell someone off when bratty, but theyre not my kids, so...
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 00:43 (seven years ago) link
Yeah, I've found that tactic to be incredibly unhelpful. I try to strike a balance between stern parent and listening, supportive parent. Neither of these techniques worked but "listening, supportive" worked better, but really only for a while. Then I'd be sitting there trying to give him calm, reasoned advice and his volume and intensity kept ratcheting up. Eventually we just decided to back away and give him some space. Let him chill out in his room as long as he wasn't breaking things anymore. It was no fun. He's been doing a little better in the last couple days, but I don't look forward to the next time this happens.
By the way, I've had this stuck in my head ever since your last post, so thanks, Trayce:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4WLuR70ZO4
I actually really like Daniel Ingram's songs from the first few seasons of MLP:FIM, but the movie was a little bit of a turning point for me. My girl likes it though, so I guess that's what counts.
― how's life, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 12:55 (seven years ago) link
Being an adolescent is really really hard. I remember some of that. At some point after having come out the other side, I thought back and realized it made the most sense to consider myself temporarily insane during those years. The way I felt and experienced things in that time was just so different, it barely connected to my post-teen reality at all.
― If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 13:05 (seven years ago) link
Yeah, I completely remember behaving similarly with my parents, sadly. I was tantrum-prone both as a younger child and as a teen though. Since he hasn't been much of a fusser up until now, I was just optimistic that we would continue our smooth emotional sailing. I guess there's no getting around adolescence though.
― how's life, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 13:14 (seven years ago) link
on the topic of adolescents, I started this thread some time ago, though it's never seen much action (like our ados?)
my two ados have mood swings, sure, but they're mostly funny to watch. We are very much not tight asses about anything and the tantrums don't really have marks to miss, let alone hit. They cuss like sailors, but not in English: French, Créole, Arabic, Spanish, Armenian, Russian, sure, those are all ok, they pick up hilarious expressions at school, and they fly freely at home, as do middle fingers and general horsing-around "violence" amongst themselves.
my little one, about to turn tween, is having mood swings right now, which could very well be pre-pubescent. They're more alarming since she tends to amp up the threats, I gather just to get her point across when the older two dominate discourse. We find letting them run off and be sullen for a while is the best way to go.
― droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 13:23 (seven years ago) link
There is some neurological evidence to suggest adolescents are genuinely mentally different--they develop a temporary autism-like inability to read other people's faces and moods properly, or consider others' needs before their own
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 2 June 2016 01:59 (seven years ago) link
LOL I remember stoutly informing my mother I would NEVER be a terrible bitch like all those teens I saw on TV, when I was pre-teen
Then of course I was a horrible bitch in my teens.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 2 June 2016 03:23 (seven years ago) link
last night my little one, the near-tween, was crying because a lot of kids at school have suddenly gotten into "summoning spirits". Evidently they write yes and no (well, oui et non) a few times on a piece of paper, set up some pencils in a stack, then chant a song about Charlie and see if the pencils end up pointing to yes. If yes then Charlie the spirit is present and everyone panics. My daughter doesn't want to believe in it but everyone's scared by it and yet big crowds of kids keep doing it.
I remember at around the same age doing similar things, going into the bathroom with other kids and turning off the lights, then doing some weird "ritual" around the garbage can to talk to the dead. as I told my daughter, it's probably rooted in a desire to control things that seem uncontrollable, the possible permeability of the material world; what I meant was awareness of death but I didn't want to put it that way.
she was pretty spooked!
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 2 June 2016 07:27 (seven years ago) link
Dude!
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 2 June 2016 10:06 (seven years ago) link
She was worried about whether to tell on the kids and I said go ahead, probably there's a bunch of spooked kids. Evidently there was something similar at my older kids' school last year (also in France) and it was banned by the teachers. Maybe it violates laïcité? Or it just ends up with kids who haven't slept enough because they're worried about "spirits".
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 2 June 2016 12:15 (seven years ago) link
My kid has mentioned that game. I guess it's worldwide.
― how's life, Thursday, 2 June 2016 12:32 (seven years ago) link
Ouija boards and the like were a thing when i was a kid in 80s england and probably for decades before
― kinder, Thursday, 2 June 2016 13:12 (seven years ago) link
Hasbro makes them...
― koogs, Thursday, 2 June 2016 13:17 (seven years ago) link
Well yeah. This is like half ouija board, half Bloody Mary.
― how's life, Thursday, 2 June 2016 13:27 (seven years ago) link
Maybe it violates laïcité?
loooooool
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 2 June 2016 19:45 (seven years ago) link
It was probably banned because it was annoying
I can't believe there's anything that harmful in this sort of thing, it's kids experimenting with being scared when there's no actual scary thing present, which has to be kind of even good maybe?
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 2 June 2016 19:47 (seven years ago) link
yeah. my daughter told on them today, but the teacher just said she'd keep her eyes open. apparently kids in the class above hers did it again today and all ended up crying because they got freaked out.
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 2 June 2016 20:19 (seven years ago) link
Maybe yr daughter needs to clue them in on Slenderman and up the ante.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 2 June 2016 23:37 (seven years ago) link
Candyman candyman candyman
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 2 June 2016 23:57 (seven years ago) link
xp: looool. good strategy, imo.
― how's life, Friday, 3 June 2016 00:23 (seven years ago) link
This weekend, I checked my kid's search history prompted by Tracer's story. I came up clean! He could be using some sort of "Incognito" mode though. I wouldn't put it past him because he's pretty savvy, but I didn't worry about it today.
I did find out that he has a YouTube channel though! He makes videos of himself playing Call of Duty and other games while telling little stories about his life or trying to be funny. His history of liked videos was mostly the same. Anyway, there wasn't any worrying content in the videos except for at one point he inadvertently doxxes one of his friends from school, who also has a channel doing the exact same thing: "Oh, and let me tell you about [channel] name. His name is [the kids' full name]..." *sigh* The video doesn't have enough views though for me to be worried about it though.
Anyway, just wanted to share the results of my snooping.
― how's life, Sunday, 5 June 2016 13:39 (seven years ago) link
Yeah it seems young boys are massively into those Lets play type videos. Mo watches them 94/7. God knows why.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 5 June 2016 23:18 (seven years ago) link
so my wife suggested Charlotte's Web for the kids to watch last weekend and you know what turns out I hate that fucking movie. Looks terrible, the songs are terrible, the story (what there is of it, anyway) is nonsensical and the "message"... well, what the hell is the message anyway? Don't kill whiny pigs? Always rely on the skills and sacrifices of those more capable than you? Aspire to be a lazy, incurious slob?
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 17:46 (seven years ago) link
SOME PIG
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 17:47 (seven years ago) link