https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/28w95c/my_girlfriend_wants_a_speghetti_bath_is_that_safe/
― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 20 May 2016 16:10 (seven years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/Ol05L0xa5BZ
― 龜, Friday, 20 May 2016 16:18 (seven years ago) link
she wants an orgasm with her body enveloped in warm spaghetti.
― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Friday, 20 May 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link
I get it. I tried it with vermicelli once but it was a subpar orgasm, for sure.
― Corn Elephant, Jr. (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 May 2016 19:09 (seven years ago) link
As I mentioned, she's really into the idea of getting into a giant bath filled with warm spaghetti. Anyone have any tips for making this happen? The logistics seem a bit hard, especially keeping all of it warm.
why is fortune so capriciousand why is joy so quickly done?
― bonita pooleymoon (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 May 2016 19:40 (seven years ago) link
There's something a little disturbing about how that smartbrothas article starts with "This is something I first noticed over a decade ago while running an afterschool program ".
BTW I avoided clicking on this thread cos I thought DJP was posting it speaking from personal exp and it was doing my head in (sorry D)
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 21 May 2016 05:49 (seven years ago) link
kinda entry level imo. super great sex sounds like the inside of the Barilla factory, all those giant machines making pasta. some people wear hearing protection but I get into that deafening giant mechanical drone
― The bald Phil Collins impersonator cash grab (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, 21 May 2016 12:13 (seven years ago) link
https://www.tumblr.com/video/garfieldsbigfatass/144932540408/500/
― 龜, Thursday, 26 May 2016 12:03 (seven years ago) link
omg at the captainmeatballs post
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 26 May 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 00:01 (seven years ago) link
Good sex sounds just like blurping a Go-Gurt.
― I Have A Hot Dog Stuck To My Neck (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 04:47 (seven years ago) link
good sex sounds just like
https://cmgajcradiotvtalk.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/gallagher-smash.gif
― benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 11:04 (seven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 00:01 (seven years ago) link
RIP all of my political aspirations ;_;
― DJP, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 15:29 (seven years ago) link
Like a horse clopping down a muddy trail.
― King Nagl (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=62CIVOjMNoE
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 8 July 2017 15:31 (six years ago) link
TFW your editor assigns you a piece about kissing ... but you're not really sure what kissing is pic.twitter.com/5eUE5aEHgx— Candace Bryan (@cantdancebryan) July 6, 2017
― flopson, Saturday, 8 July 2017 15:45 (six years ago) link
o_O
― mh, Saturday, 8 July 2017 17:01 (six years ago) link
So we talkin Kraft?
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 October 2019 02:54 (four years ago) link
i always misread "sounds just like" as "just sounds like" and it adds this dismissive or underwhelmed tone to the assertion, like, everyone makes such a big fucking deal out of great sex but lemme tell you, it just sounds like mac and cheese being stirred
― difficult listening hour, Thursday, 24 October 2019 03:34 (four years ago) link
hahaha
that kind of attitude could raise ethical dilemmas with purchasing mac and cheese, many people are saying
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 24 October 2019 03:47 (four years ago) link
What does bad sex sousound like?
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 24 October 2019 04:10 (four years ago) link
Throbbing Gristle
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 October 2019 04:20 (four years ago) link
starts 56 seconds in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a9jnnBaPNg
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 24 October 2019 04:29 (four years ago) link