why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

RIP dead war guy

these are my awards from army

He's alive! He's right there! Am I the only one who can see him? Is he a ghost?

no it says "their son" so that must be dad cosplaying his lad as a kind of moving tribute

xp think he's the gardener

their son is 5 and he went to war

when Johnny comes tricycling home again

1 share = 10 prayers now? Fucking inflation

the prayers are also 25% less effective than prayers in 2002 according to UNICEF

Our thoughts and shares go out to them

confirmation that an internet share is more effective than prayer

really tempted to make version of this with grieving parents of jihadists but am not sure it will be universally popular

1 like = Allahu Akbar 1 share = 72 virgins

You can not petition the Lord with shares!

"Your penance is 30 Our Father's and 100 Hail Mary's."

"Hmmm. How many Likes does that translate to, Father?"

kids these days have it so easy. back in my day chain letters used to require typing out ten copies and then affixing a postage stamp to each one. now that took real commitment.

1 deactivate account = 1 self-flagellation

https://www.facebook.com/ClashDaily/photos/a.229456700504449.51029.228702593913193/981772771939501/?type=3&theater

idgi

please no flirting

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13245309_10154082979865638_7507404918566518338_n.jpg?oh=b5fb2c663869cf0e849d530b95ffb9ef&oe=57D387E2

victorious marriages

married? what is this 'married'? please explain again

guess if things don't work out it becomes a loser marriage lol

His marriage is roughly the color of an old jizz sock.

same

"If you would like to flirt, my tinder account is at –"

-and we will remain SOCIAL MEDIA friends.

Finally, an image bulletin to get all these WOMEN to quit flocking ME. I keep telling them "HI. I am married."

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13266124_10153833552697880_5986860558354608947_n.jpg?oh=67e1dec053bf78562896c386ed2f331f&oe=57E7A2F2

be an important person's mother

who attempts to murder a black man in front of his family

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13263781_10153732032267711_6639916590552629510_n.jpg?oh=25d3cc3766ee89d5e254323778d9fd30&oe=57D2C4E2

shakespeare puts the lie to that one pretty easily

god, what are the other numbered sayings?

http://positivists.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/1922-Wittgenstein-Tractatus-field-of-vision.gif

http://i.imgur.com/yZnPjdW.jpg

what are these whips and chains raps i'm hearing about

WHEN RAPPERS RAP

WHEN RAPPERS RAP ABOUT BRRRBBBRRRBBBRUH GRIM REAPAH

a rapper rapping about hos and bitches and money

tbh i don't even think it is the same set of ppl in the two photographs and i'm not sure how we can be certain they are even listening to the music the captions suggest at these point

the bottom one is pretty famously the grammy crowd reaction to kendrick iirc

He'd have won one if he'd rapped that adam and the ants song then.

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1929868_240863112929954_1436629128165907612_n.jpg?oh=910dc41635ec45e14166daf781c470bd&oe=57DD35BF

Is that Ed Sullivan

I actually do remember that guy.

He just sat there, smoking cigarettes and telling unfunny jokes.

was he made of legos

this is the worst thing

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cj0q55wVAAELK9V.jpg

Why does she have an enormous pine-tree car deodorizer on the ground behind her?

(That guy is Dave Allen, Irish comedian.)

so here, I thought, is just some overly smug, heavily pixelated jackanapes in a cheap suit and instead he turns out to be dave allen, irish comedian! i'll be blowed!

o hai lady w goethe quote do u like anime

Dave Allen also decidedly *not* as politically incorrect as it was possible to get in his era