Star Wars Anthology shit talk (Rogue One, Young Solo, TBD)

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lol worse things have been done

I think they admitted that the James Bond film that was shot during the writers strike had a lot of Bond dialogue written by Daniel Craig

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 3 June 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link

It was really weird in that scene where 007 went on and on about his favorite Pokemon

Star Wars ate shiitake (latebloomer), Friday, 3 June 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link

oh wow you're not kidding http://collider.com/daniel-craig-quantum-of-solace-script-problems/

El Tomboto, Friday, 3 June 2016 17:53 (seven years ago) link

lol latebloomer. I think if Craig did another Bond film he would probably be irritated enough to talk about pocket monsters all day

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 3 June 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

xp lol that explains a lot about how bad that movie was

Nhex, Friday, 3 June 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link

I liked how it was straightforward plot progression and action scenes without Mendes' sloppy emotional beats tbh

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 3 June 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link

the problem with mendes is he really think he's a maestro at composing a beautiful shot but his films grind to a halt when he's not shooting action scenes (and sometimes even then too.) skyfall was about as exciting as road to perdition when craig wasn't riding motorcycles on top of trains. He's terrible at narrative momentum. forster wasn't especially a good pic for QoS but I think the Bourne-style pacing kept that movie going forward pretty briskly. Said this elsewhere but I kinda want to tell these producers that no one really cares who's directing a bond film, you just need a craftsman like Martin Campbell. You don't need a name. Cf goldeneye and CR.

Gareth Edwards is more mendes than anything unfortunately, I did like the Rogue One trailer but parts of it skewed towards a skyfallian portentousness.

nomar, Friday, 3 June 2016 22:23 (seven years ago) link

Ok wait apparently it's not McQuarrie, it's Tony Gilroy, and there were no test screenings.

http://io9.gizmodo.com/one-of-the-writers-behind-jason-bourne-is-now-helping-w-1780449151

Something is happening, for sure!

El Tomboto, Saturday, 4 June 2016 01:18 (seven years ago) link

it's me, I'm actually on set and not on a vacation right now

μpright mammal (mh), Saturday, 4 June 2016 07:18 (seven years ago) link

the problem with mendes is he really think he's a maestro at composing a beautiful shot but his films grind to a halt when he's not shooting action scenes (and sometimes even then too.)

wait, "he really think[s] he's a maestro"? you have it on some authority that his hubris dominated the editing? i ask because the most riveting moments in the last couple bond films were consistently the most beautiful: the skyscraper assassination setup and manor approach in skyfall, belluci's walk through her house and the casino approach in spectre.

the world over the crotch. (contenderizer), Saturday, 4 June 2016 07:38 (seven years ago) link

God knows what I want out of a bond movie is not pacing or a sense of momentum but a riveting building approach.

nomar, Saturday, 4 June 2016 10:32 (seven years ago) link

i don't really like bond movies, so an interesting moment or two is fine by me

the world over the crotch. (contenderizer), Saturday, 4 June 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link

I talked to Mendes and he assures me his hubris was meant to take center stage, and then he asked me a few times if I saw American Beauty and kept saying things about winning awards

μpright mammal (mh), Saturday, 4 June 2016 22:21 (seven years ago) link

kind of agree that Bond movies are about crazy moments and sequences and not being actually good films at all

Nhex, Sunday, 5 June 2016 04:14 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.ew.com/gallery/star-wars-rogue-one-characters/2642918_forest-whitaker

???? (Forest Whitaker)
This character has a past that Star Wars completists will recognize immediately when they see his name, even if he looks very different than the way they've seen him elsewhere. (He even looks different from when we saw him in the teaser trailer.) There's so much to say about this character, we’re going to save his revelation for later today. Check back to EW.com around 2 p.m. ET/11 a.m. PT for a deeper exploration of this shadowy figure ...

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link

I'm calling Garindan or IG-88.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link

Casual attendees of Rogue One: "Where's Rey?"
Those same people seeing episode 8: "Where's Darth Vader?"
Seeing episode 9: "Where's Benjamin Button-ized Han Solo?"

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 16:33 (seven years ago) link

Jar-Jar's dad, Bowl-Bowl Binks.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link

Well, that's unexpected -- he's a character from the Clone Wars series:

Meet the Rebel fighter who’s so extreme that the other good guys aren’t sure if he really is one.

Forest Whitaker’s character has been one of the more closely held secrets of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, but Lucasfilm is ready now to make his identity official: this shadowy freedom-fighter is Saw Gerrera, a figure with a surprisingly deep background in galactic history.

The warrior — seen in the Rogue One trailer asking, “If you continue to fight, what will you become?” — was actually first seen in season 5 of The Clone Wars animated series, when he was a young man on the planet Onderon, unleashing guerilla combat on the droid army of Separatists who took over his world.

Along with his sister, Steela, he fought alongside Darth Vader — back when the Sith lord was just an impetuous young Jedi named Anakin Skywalker. In the episode A War on Two Fronts, which aired in October 2012, Saw and Steela were part of an insurgent group being unofficially trained by Anakin, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and the padawan Ahsoka Tano.

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link

Nice

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 22 June 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link

The recent in-canon, between RotJ and Force Awakens, novel Bloodlines has a tossed-off line about the terrorist tactics of some factions during the rebellion with that character namechecked.

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 18:52 (seven years ago) link

That's cool but I hope for once they don't waste the top-tier folks they've got in this cast with, like, five minutes of onscreen time a la Von Sydow in TFW - or Terence Stamp (!) in one of those prequels. I want to see more Donnie Yen/Whitaker/Mikkelsen actually survive through most of the film at least. But --- err -- wishful thinking, right?

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 21:17 (seven years ago) link

I want to see more Donnie Yen/Whitaker/Mikkelsen actually survive through most of the film at least. But --- err -- wishful thinking, right?

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 21:18 (seven years ago) link

also TFW s/b TFA etc etc

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 21:19 (seven years ago) link

i will be happily surprised if any of those characters survive this film (2x for minorities)

Nhex, Wednesday, 22 June 2016 21:52 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Rogue One panel happening at Star Wars Celebration Europe right now, new poster just revealed, new trailer at the end of this panel.

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13729090_1208749735843292_4187951896588660538_n.jpg?oh=8cbd0dc9f0299468dc41ecd46ab2a3eb&oe=57ECC9B9

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Friday, 15 July 2016 15:24 (seven years ago) link

tight

How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 15 July 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

I like the new beachy look. Summer fun wars!

j.o. seasoning (how's life), Friday, 15 July 2016 15:28 (seven years ago) link

lol Gwendolyn Christie just gave Felicity Jones the very first Jynn Erso action figure

http://imgur.com/E3XIvr3

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Friday, 15 July 2016 15:31 (seven years ago) link

Ha

El Tomboto, Friday, 15 July 2016 15:42 (seven years ago) link

is that even still a spoiler

mh, Friday, 15 July 2016 16:09 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, the livestream cut away and showed the BTS reel again. Curse you, Kathleen Kennedy!

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Friday, 15 July 2016 16:10 (seven years ago) link

i mean idk it's not a spoiler to me I can just post shit willy-nilly if u all want

How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 15 July 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link

I swear there's been an article every week where someone involved with lucasfilm admits "yeah, Darth Vader is in this film"

mh, Friday, 15 July 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link

Yeah but the reveal is that under the mask he's Sean Bean.

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Friday, 15 July 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link

pretty sweet poster, looks like everyone's running to catch mark barrott's sundown DJ set on ibiza.

nomar, Friday, 15 July 2016 17:22 (seven years ago) link

Finally got all the aliens that were missing last time around. This looks fucking rad. Can't wait for something with more dialogue, though.

j.o. seasoning (how's life), Friday, 15 July 2016 17:26 (seven years ago) link

he looks like the iron giant
http://www.sideshowtoy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/902331-product-silo.png

jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 15 July 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link

star wars: the guns of tattooine

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 15 July 2016 20:42 (seven years ago) link

http://www.avclub.com/article/meet-rogue-ones-edrio-two-tubes-guy-two-tubes-239898

Meet Rogue One’s Edrio Two Tubes, the guy with two tubes

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Friday, 22 July 2016 16:47 (seven years ago) link

Still tippin' on two tubes, wrapped in two tubes

El Tomboto, Friday, 22 July 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfW-MPUjC_0

poolboy skew (voodoo chili), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:52 (seven years ago) link

They call him Two-Tecs, he tote two tecs

How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 22 July 2016 22:39 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

New trailer and it's pretty sharp:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wji-BZ0oCwg

Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 August 2016 03:27 (seven years ago) link


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