Real England

I love the way that when Maxwell was dipping into pension funds it was scandalous fraud and now it is just standard practice.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkdqkUiUUAAFmCN.jpg

http://youtu.be/jFElOYdyg8U

Real England 1993

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-36490552

yep

if you can handle a short trip across the border there is a greater depth of lol quote here http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/seagull-turned-bright-orange-after-11448715

“He was just a bit embarrassed,” Lucy, of Tewkesbury’s Vale Wildlife Hospital, said.

“He does not like spicy food any more.

The police where called because I offered my pen to voters.
This is the police woman they sent

100% EU hater.islamaphobic Britain loving wife mum and grandmother.praying the EU goes up in flames.

Family Run Business at Montego Bay Restaurant
Co Owner at B&B the coachouse
Former owner with jim jackson at Little Leigh Farm Equestrian Centre
Worked at Cheddar Woods Resort and Spa
Self-Employed
Studied How to suss out scammers at School of Hard Knocks, The University of Life
Went to Crookhorn Secondary School
Lives in Rojales, Valenciana, Spain
Married
From Portsmouth

School of Hard Knocks, The University of Life

^always a beacon for good content on profiles

good find

http://i.imgur.com/sItLUUc.jpg

Someone just got stabbed near a polling station in Huddersfield so the press are running clickbait "brexit horror" nonsense. The victim actually got stabbed in Greenhead Park and wandered towards the polling station.

lol

there are quite a lot of polling stations

Charlie decided at the age of nine that he wanted to be a plumber, after noticing that his local plumber was well respected, had a great lifestyle and money.
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQU-UXbcvdCwCpuQnPrLN6RP7SOLmcHfcoE6TuP7PwcdBSvhNrYpA
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If you google image this clown you can't help but notice the plastic surgery face-melt of recent years.

Yes, in the second photo it also looks like he's cut his head out from his wedding photograph and and pasted it on with that rubbery gum stuff you used to in school. Shhhh, don't tell the missus!

I am sure he will be an inspiration to many aspirational working class kids who will take one look at him and decide never to have plastic surgery:p

talking of tradespeople, i keep seeing this guy's van around town:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/birdnestsoup/modvan.jpg

baller plate

always see Charlie Mullins as one of those 'aggressive Christmas' people - their extensive decorations feel like they're up for most of the year.

"Up to 2,000 people were expected to gather in East Park, Southampton, to celebrate Eid - the end of the holy month of Ramadan - tomorrow and Tuesday. But organisers the British Bangladeshi Cultural Academy have cancelled the event after far-right groups threatened to hold a protest in the city following the EU referendum vote.
Members of the far-right PIE AND MASH SQUAD, who describe themselves as 'a group of people who love Pie n Mash and Britain the way it used to be', say they will hold a demonstration in the city.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3672402/Huge-Muslim-festival-celebrate-Eid-cancelled-escalating-racial-tensions-following-Brexit-vote.html

Next up the Jellied Eel Young Team who want to reclaim cockney and the way things used to be in East London

Yeah that lot were due to hold a 'no more refugees' demo in brighton soon, absolute garbage people

wtf is wrong with people

im into pie and mash, but not the ideology.

went through the various pie and mash associated social media looking for #content but I don't recommend it

Are there splinter groups that argue over with or without gravy?

it's all just horrible post-vice posturing, any gravy would be purely semiotic

http://i.imgur.com/huyAP2o.png

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:'(

UPDATE: Bexleyheath woman outraged after child who was with an illegal knife-seller 'poos' on pavement

idk why you would ever put mayo on a corned beef sandwich instead of butter but that fucking thing doesn't have either #brexit

They may as well have replaced 'No Mayo' with 'Vote Leave'

If being in the EU is responsible for the increasing ubiquity of mayo then maybe we did the right thing after all.

That sandwich is making me sad. Surely the only thing to do with corned beef is tomato and a lot of pepper. I liked them as a kid, squashed and heated on the windscreen of our family's car in a summer traffic jam.

I worked in Bromley for a year and there was a weird fetish there for corned beef and brown sauce sandwiches.

https://twitter.com/ashley_rocher/status/755822910049320960

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https://youtu.be/KfDtylU8ZEA?t=4m19s

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1586601/female-judge-stuns-courtroom-by-telling-racist-thug-youre-a-bit-of-a-c-yourself/

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Co8S4hOWYAAAkQ1.jpg:large

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-37094526

This is grim and very sad, that it happened on Riddings Rd is no surprise though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUNx27CV3SU

The Tricorn Club, Portsmouth

http://michaelcooper.org.uk/C/tricorn.htm

the famous "purple aki" (idk about this nickname) is in the news again:

Akinwale Arobieke, 52, approached well-built men in Manchester city centre, Trafford and Bolton and touched their arms or shoulders, prosecutors allege... He was jailed in 2003 for 15 charges of sexual harassment and on his release he was given a Sexual Offences Prevention Order (SOPO). It bans him from certain activities, including feeling a person's muscles or getting them to carry out 'squats' in public

― ogmor, Thursday, August 1, 2013 1:07 PM (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

“Mr Arobieke has had, and continues to have, an interest in bodybuilding.

“His interest extends beyond that which is legitimate and manifests itself in a way that we say is criminal.”

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, August 1, 2013 1:27 PM (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

iirc he went to prison for manslaughter after someone ran away from him onto a trainline & was electrocuted

― ogmor, Thursday, August 1, 2013 2:08 PM (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thats definitely crossing the line into transgressive bodybuilding

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, August 1, 2013 2:09 PM (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

theres something very northern or provincial about him, he seems to have a criminal and folkloric reputation over a large metropolitan area

yet i just cant imagine there being a lol purple aki equivalent in north london, he would simply be demonized but without any of the meta stuff

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, August 1, 2013 2:14 PM (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and an east london equivalent would probably have been killed by now

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, August 1, 2013 2:15 PM (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he is a living bit of folklore; i first heard about him in a pub & the way the story was told I didn't really expect it to be real, felt v strange to see it confirmed. photoshopping him into pics has become a bit of a meme in certain corners of the Northern Internet (tm)

― ogmor, Thursday, August 1, 2013 2:37 PM (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BBC3 have recently made a documentary about this guy: http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p0472z6v/the-man-who-squeezes-muscles-searching-for-purple-aki

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3794934/Beautician-helped-mugging-victim-speaks-terrible-ordeal.html