lol
― Nhex, Thursday, 16 June 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link
lollll that is amazing
― frogbs, Thursday, 16 June 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13412927_10153720083993753_1109371837017806037_n.jpg?oh=658bbc380cd0b2699e93d2d4dec8d628&oe=57CED5B1
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 18 June 2016 18:20 (seven years ago) link
Huh?
― rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Saturday, 18 June 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link
standard "false flag" delusion
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 18 June 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link
It's horrible, but there's a certain humour in the idea that the lizards would go on linkedin and recruit actors
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 18 June 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link
Meanwhile:
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10302430_10152124886298667_8278002930073340364_n.jpg?oh=2c285355a6e14a194bc27a6dabc1ceaf&oe=57D9CEF7
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 18 June 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link
thought those body paint animals were p cool tbh
― oh, amazonaws (wins), Saturday, 18 June 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link
I also like sand artists
― oh, amazonaws (wins), Saturday, 18 June 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link
But were you mindblown?
― niels, Sunday, 19 June 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13413787_769937123142757_4663160352700526617_n.jpg?oh=c9d757a4ed5e2644684e1f0b8acbcf75&oe=57D44354
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 20 June 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link
voted Chaotic Neutral
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 20 June 2016 22:23 (seven years ago) link
They have a good dance.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 10:36 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13501941_1631859287132651_8189353992797806981_n.jpg?oh=373d372824637120b884120634a4023a&oe=57C3CE57
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 22:34 (seven years ago) link
"merman was the first book of poetry written by reggie nulan its about loniliness lust loveand pain reggie writes from the heart you can feel his sadness come off the pagesand wonder how such a young poet has felt and been through so much his poems are very confessional after only reading a couple of poems merman is hard to put down "
― emil.y, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 22:44 (seven years ago) link
Interesting snopes thing about the conspiracy theory of 'crisis actors' as in the one I posted above:
http://www.snopes.com/patience-carter-crisis-actor-orlando/
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 23:40 (seven years ago) link
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Clm1LmvWQAERiSQ.jpg
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 23 June 2016 15:34 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13557712_1560883354217208_726041905143794975_n.jpg?oh=8242f06729b8c6cfe6e3fff2ce046443&oe=5805AFFF
― scott seward, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 03:07 (seven years ago) link
have one fb acquaintance who's been making the argument that the sit-in showed just how sorry a state the democrats are in to allow themselves to be less left-wing than the republicans - the second amendment remaining key to upholding a great jacobin revolutionary tradition in the usa, of course. ?????
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 03:23 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11666119_10207218335635933_4724224067212621227_n.jpg?oh=c1062b8f1b0f4b9e2c68128a16900c1e&oe=57EF6069
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 7 July 2016 10:16 (seven years ago) link
http://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-then-i-starter-krompy-kromp-with-kroomp-krompp-and-the-i-kromped-all-over-the-krommmmp-busta-rhymes-86-60-00.jpg
― queen elseq of ærendelle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 7 July 2016 23:45 (seven years ago) link
To the pregnant 🐣women on social media posting constant updates and belly pictures... I love seeing how excited you are to become a mommy.❤To the person who posts their whereabouts, new gadgets💻, thanks for showing how blessed you are. This will set as a reminder for us to work and strive to achieve our goals.👍🏼To the 👧💁women posting selfies...thanks for letting young girls know that it's okay to love yourself and to feel beautiful!💜To the mom posting a million pictures of her👧👦 👶 kids... it makes my heart so happy to see parents so proud of and loving their babies!💚👫👬👭To the 💍👰💏 married couple constantly posting sappy love posts....thank you for being a reminder to the next generation that all hope isn't lost and happy marriages most definitely DO exist.💋To the business owners who constantly post about their businesses... keep going! Your 💪 strong will and passion for what you do is astounding! Even in the midst of all the negative remarks, you keep on going for yourself and your family!💎To the person posting about their fitness journey and how they decided to change their lifestyle for health reasons or just to look or feel better about themselves... I love seeing your progress pictures, your healthy meals 🍎, gym check ins💪... I especially love seeing your before and after pictures!!👦👧To the stay at home mom posting about being able to cook and or bake 🍜🍮🍞often for their family... I love seeing all you can do with your kids 👫👫 and all those pictures you get to take of the moments you don't want to forget.To the mom posting about how challenging their days can be because she has a job either because she needs to or simply because she loves her career 💇💃🏻👮👷... I love seeing how you manage👏 being a hard working mom. 👪👫Let's stop being annoyed by everything and start lifting each other up! 😘 🙌❤🙌#empowereachother #bethechange #makingthisworldbetter
To the adult person who hasn't gotten over emojis, go fuck yourself.
― Roz, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link
That's pretty much a list of what we complain about here.
Oddly doesn't mention cat pictures.
― koogs, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 03:42 (seven years ago) link
that's because everyone loves cat pictures!
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 04:16 (seven years ago) link
To the business owners who constantly post about their businesses
I guess I must have removed these people from my feed bc that sounds annoying as shit.
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 04:29 (seven years ago) link
To the business owners who constantly post about their businesses... keep going! Your 💪 strong will and passion for what you do is astounding! Even in the midst of all the negative remarks
Must be a pretty shit business if they are "in the midst of all the negative remarks" btw.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 05:43 (seven years ago) link
To the fascists constantly posting tacky memes about soldiers, and links to breitbart stories about impending sharia law...
― So you are a hippocrite, face it! (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 07:48 (seven years ago) link
Was this close to making my own ILX version of that list, but I've been on thin ice lately anyway.
― pplains, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 13:18 (seven years ago) link
Way too easy to read that list sarcastically. Obv needs more emoticons.
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 14 July 2016 13:56 (seven years ago) link
I mean emojis
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 14 July 2016 13:57 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13620749_1183631498333848_5496862312781313593_n.jpg?oh=5e4e1f9f3042c10ea71a1fc6db1952ae&oe=57F8CC26
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link
lonely guy thinking baout planes
― emil.y, Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:46 (seven years ago) link
that dog has serious depersonalization issues, it seems. sad
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link
The dog is happier because he is a big fan of recursion.
― Horizontal Superman is invulnerable (aldo), Friday, 15 July 2016 11:31 (seven years ago) link
no you don't understand 'happier' is the name of my dog
― brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 July 2016 11:51 (seven years ago) link
goes to show that life isn't all about money and cars and houses and planes
― TARANTINO! (dog latin), Friday, 15 July 2016 12:00 (seven years ago) link
sorry, that was pretty much just emil.y's joke i repeated there.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/7b6618cda6a9e84f815126294d15c2c2/tumblr_o7p80sFjnx1qh1ay9o1_500.jpg
― report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:51 (seven years ago) link
in a world of children of immense privilege
be a child of a very slightly different kind of immense privilege
I'm guessing those business owners are the poor schmucks in MLM schemes and the negativity is pointing out that it's an MLM scheme.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:53 (seven years ago) link
i guess everyone's vocabulary size is within a couple hundred words of each other
― nomar, Saturday, 16 July 2016 00:41 (seven years ago) link
OMG yes I ended up hiding that page from my feed, even tho I admit I did the damn thing myself. I didnt post the results tho. OK, so we're all wordy? Nice work, insecurity!
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 16 July 2016 05:36 (seven years ago) link
Was that your number one word?
― Mark G, Saturday, 16 July 2016 07:11 (seven years ago) link
Guys I'm fluent in English
― O, Barack: flaws (wins), Saturday, 16 July 2016 07:30 (seven years ago) link
lol that HBC one
"In a world of women's livelihoods being directly based on their appearance... be one of the most beautiful women on the planet"
ok then
― kinder, Saturday, 16 July 2016 10:16 (seven years ago) link
I just thought it meant that we should hold coffee cups.
― rhymes with month (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 16 July 2016 12:39 (seven years ago) link
Haha so I actually did the vocab quiz, it certainly seems designed to flatter
― O, Barack: flaws (wins), Saturday, 16 July 2016 15:52 (seven years ago) link
It's funny I thought Cosmo/buzzfeed style personality quizzes were extremely popular but totally uncool for a while now so it's interesting to see which ones manage to get thru and go viral among the people who would normally be sharing clickhole parodies disdaining this stuff (in this case you don't have to be Shakespeare to figure out what's appealing to these people obv)
― O, Barack: flaws (wins), Saturday, 16 July 2016 15:55 (seven years ago) link
I was trying to find out the origin of these sorts of quizzes and found this:
http://www.cjr.org/behind_the_news/in_search_of_the_ur-quiz.php
(Basically, nobody knows)
― O, Barack: flaws (wins), Saturday, 16 July 2016 15:59 (seven years ago) link
https://i.redd.it/iea9soh1eu8x.jpg
― woke-ing class zero (s.clover), Sunday, 17 July 2016 01:09 (seven years ago) link