Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation.

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High Plains Drifter

an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 June 2016 08:20 (seven years ago) link

Every Which Way But Loose

an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 June 2016 08:23 (seven years ago) link

Unforgiven

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Thursday, 23 June 2016 12:17 (seven years ago) link

Bloodwork

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 24 June 2016 05:35 (seven years ago) link

The Brexit

I wanna whole Dior hand (ledge), Friday, 24 June 2016 08:08 (seven years ago) link

The long drawn out flatulence of a Tory leadership bunfight, possibly a General Election, triggering Article 50, the second Scottish independence referendum, Scottish independence, and the diminishment of the UK as an economic and political power.

get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Friday, 24 June 2016 08:14 (seven years ago) link

Trump - A series of seven long, loud, and sad! farts heralding the endtimes.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 June 2016 12:46 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Lady Shatterley's Lover

and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Friday, 15 July 2016 15:25 (seven years ago) link

Gumball Rally

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 15:39 (seven years ago) link

Cannonball Run II

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:30 (seven years ago) link

smokey and the bandit

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:47 (seven years ago) link

Megaforce

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:49 (seven years ago) link

Crapricorn One

and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Saturday, 16 July 2016 08:47 (seven years ago) link

the growling wrinkle

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Saturday, 16 July 2016 08:55 (seven years ago) link

The Harley Davidson

Quarter measures (sunny successor), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 22:50 (seven years ago) link

is it going out or in?

or, saltwater meets freshwater

map, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 23:03 (seven years ago) link

bay of fundy

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 23:06 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

The Saddlebag Flap

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

lately my default fart kind of sounds like an "oops!"

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:06 (seven years ago) link

shiver me timbers

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

well blow me down

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link

The Popeye Laugh

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link

The Auto-Wah

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Stage 4

rip van wanko, Saturday, 19 November 2016 11:43 (seven years ago) link

Brewster McCloud

i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Saturday, 19 November 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The Idling Dragster

a full playlist of presidential apocalypse jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:07 (seven years ago) link

the sticky toffee pudding

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link

Tequila Sunrise

My Lunch Is Older Than Your Lunch (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:13 (seven years ago) link

the old lunch

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:15 (seven years ago) link

Both touched and honored.

My Lunch Is Older Than Your Lunch (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:19 (seven years ago) link

The Touched and Honored

a full playlist of presidential apocalypse jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 15 December 2016 00:19 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The Football Rattle

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Monday, 2 January 2017 15:53 (seven years ago) link

Slime and the family's stone

F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 2 January 2017 16:56 (seven years ago) link

blanket fister

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 01:21 (seven years ago) link

The Aerosolised Faeces

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Sunday, 15 January 2017 15:37 (seven years ago) link

The Piano Man

The Baby Grand

The Only The Good Die Young

The Just The Way You Are

The Famous Last Words

The Honesty

The Stranger

The Uptown Girl

The It's Still Rock'N'Roll To Me

The Movin' Out

The You May Be Right

The Say Goodbye To Hollywood

The Pressure

The Big Shot

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 20:26 (seven years ago) link

idgi

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:02 (seven years ago) link

They're all Billy Joel song titles with 'The' placed in front of them. It seemed hilarious when I was at work today. Although possibly my job is just super boring.

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:06 (seven years ago) link

the chris fartley

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:16 (seven years ago) link

The Mandolin Wind

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Sunday, 22 January 2017 10:48 (seven years ago) link

The Should I Stay Or Should I Go?

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:40 (seven years ago) link

slow jam

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:41 (seven years ago) link

lol

brewer's delight

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:49 (seven years ago) link

The Butt Shaver

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 30 January 2017 05:09 (seven years ago) link

Mmm Bop

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 05:19 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The 3 Strikes You're Out

F♯ A♯ (∞), Saturday, 18 February 2017 00:03 (seven years ago) link

five months pass...

The Dionne Warwick

AKA

The "Why do you have to be a..."
(pause while attempting to assemble face into an expressionless visage in order to disguise the inner churning turmoil, but ultimately failing)
"...FARTBREAKER!"

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 21 July 2017 11:01 (six years ago) link

the cannibal holocaust

he tasted like mouth (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 July 2017 11:56 (six years ago) link

MacArthur Park

Mandal Envy (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 July 2017 12:03 (six years ago) link


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