haven't done that bit!
― taking straight talking honest politics a little too literally (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 July 2016 08:20 (seven years ago) link
eventually figured it out, mission complete. had to go to every single planet and talk to everyone again to find the reference I missed, which wasn't too bad all in all.i really appreciate when IF isn't insanely obscure/hard. good stuff
― Nhex, Sunday, 3 July 2016 09:21 (seven years ago) link
found it thru this article
https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2016/06/15/if-only-text-adventures-for-people-who-hate-guessing-the-verb/
which might well be up your street then
― taking straight talking honest politics a little too literally (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 July 2016 09:31 (seven years ago) link
haha definitely!
― Nhex, Sunday, 3 July 2016 09:42 (seven years ago) link
https://c.eev.ee/dont-eat-cactus/play.html
― Pleeesiosaur (Leee), Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link
I ate the cactus. Oops.
― emil.y, Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link
so dumb lol
― Nhex, Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:42 (seven years ago) link
i learned a valuable kitten lesson
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link
too irresistable not to type "eat cactus"
― Guangchang, thank you man (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 July 2016 06:55 (seven years ago) link
it wouldn't let me pee on the cactus, knock it over or hiss at it, so I just had to eat it instead
had to
― a passing spacecadet, Friday, 22 July 2016 09:50 (seven years ago) link
Glad to know I wasn't the only one who tried peeing on the cactus.
― emil.y, Friday, 22 July 2016 12:06 (seven years ago) link
i won the game
― a simba man (Will M.), Friday, 22 July 2016 14:34 (seven years ago) link
(i tried a few things and then eventually closed the window before eating it)
both ate and learned
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 22 July 2016 14:41 (seven years ago) link
i won on the first command. the equivalent command loses the game in "don't shit your pants".
― remove butt (abanana), Friday, 22 July 2016 15:52 (seven years ago) link
http://jhollands.co.uk/spaceplan/
― mick signals, Thursday, 11 August 2016 01:42 (seven years ago) link
sounds and animation, HOW DARE THEY
― Nhex, Thursday, 11 August 2016 02:14 (seven years ago) link
I hate you for this
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 11 August 2016 03:21 (seven years ago) link
Damnit. Sucked in again...
― schwantz, Thursday, 11 August 2016 06:30 (seven years ago) link
I opened it up, clicked a few times, felt my pupils begin to dilate and then x'd out of the tab so hard I almost jammed my finger. Not today.
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 August 2016 12:26 (seven years ago) link
If it helps, its very short.
― glumdalclitch, Thursday, 11 August 2016 12:27 (seven years ago) link
Aw, doesn't stay on when you close the window. Disappoint.
― Nhex, Thursday, 11 August 2016 12:41 (seven years ago) link
xp good to know actually
stayed ~4 minutes late at work just to play this before succeeding in closing tab
― the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Thursday, 11 August 2016 12:56 (seven years ago) link
Thanks to this I learned about http://www.kingedward.co.uk/king_edward_potato_baker Which to be quite honest is kind of amazing and whomever wrote the copy for their website should get a hug.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 11 August 2016 13:18 (seven years ago) link
Spaceplan is cute! And it's staying on for me when I change tabs at least.
― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 11 August 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link
I mean this whole genre is basically dumb and none will ever catch me like that initial rush of Candy Box a few years (!) back, but I liked this one's "voice" if you will.
― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 11 August 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link
Does anyone know of a Tablet version of a game similar to Captain Forever?
― PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Sunday, 18 June 2017 16:01 (six years ago) link
http://monsterbreeder.com/
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:18 (six years ago) link
hilarious! and i feel guilty for sinking time into it
― Nhex, Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:24 (six years ago) link
That's my day wiped out
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 9 February 2018 00:18 (six years ago) link
sorry for being a vector
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 9 February 2018 00:23 (six years ago) link
ok. i have created a dog treat monster and two others. 0.3% of breeds discovered.
i am closing the tab. i am not going to visit ever again. this stops here.
― Karl Malone, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:37 (six years ago) link
I just had Jason Voorhees and a skeleton mating, and it became... Jason Bonehees. This obviously is the best game ever.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:38 (six years ago) link
i should at least buy some aquatic gear so i can capture that shark really quick
― Karl Malone, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:42 (six years ago) link
I got to 1.8% on the breeds, definitely need to stop
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 9 February 2018 00:43 (six years ago) link
*a distant cry of "fooooooorks!!! foooooooooooooorks!" echoes down a corridor beyond sight*
― Karl Malone, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:43 (six years ago) link
you have made a James Malone!it's super effective
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 9 February 2018 00:44 (six years ago) link
i don't think it'll suck you up for too long. i played for a bit but after i unlocked the permit and whatever i mean how many combinations of monsters do you really feel like you need to find. esp once you've found them all and searched all the locations. but if there is a /true/ late game plz inform.
― Mordy, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:46 (six years ago) link
11.2%. Someone beat that so I can feel less bad
― Nhex, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:46 (six years ago) link
7.8% sorry
― Mordy, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:50 (six years ago) link
if you breed without a license do the cops go after you?
― adam the (abanana), Friday, 9 February 2018 01:09 (six years ago) link
you can get busted by one of your customers but i think if you ask each of them if they're a cop you can avoid that.
― Mordy, Friday, 9 February 2018 01:18 (six years ago) link
i got busted. lost all my monsters which was good cuz i quit
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 9 February 2018 02:02 (six years ago) link
Made it to 9.8% but I have the biggest truck and have seem to have explored everywhere so not sure I need to go on. But it swallowed up my workday very effectively.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 9 February 2018 05:39 (six years ago) link
Of course, XENOMORPH + JASON VOORHEES = JASON X.
― Nhex, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 02:41 (six years ago) link
I bred Freddy Kreuger with one I can't remember and got Chad Kroeger.Blob + Zombie gives Blob Zombie.
― adam the (abanana), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 08:51 (six years ago) link
It was Freddy Krueger + Chucky
― Nhex, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:36 (six years ago) link
THE DEVIL + HANNIBAL LECTER = DAMNABLE LECTER
― Nhex, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:37 (six years ago) link
aw damn, did anyone do sasquatch + michael myers yet (it's an abomichael snowmyers)
― flippy bard (Will M.), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 00:31 (six years ago) link