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eventually figured it out, mission complete. had to go to every single planet and talk to everyone again to find the reference I missed, which wasn't too bad all in all.
i really appreciate when IF isn't insanely obscure/hard. good stuff

found it thru this article

https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2016/06/15/if-only-text-adventures-for-people-who-hate-guessing-the-verb/

which might well be up your street then

haha definitely!

https://c.eev.ee/dont-eat-cactus/play.html

I ate the cactus. Oops.

so dumb lol

i learned a valuable kitten lesson

too irresistable not to type "eat cactus"

it wouldn't let me pee on the cactus, knock it over or hiss at it, so I just had to eat it instead

had to

Glad to know I wasn't the only one who tried peeing on the cactus.

i won the game

(i tried a few things and then eventually closed the window before eating it)

both ate and learned

i won on the first command. the equivalent command loses the game in "don't shit your pants".

http://jhollands.co.uk/spaceplan/

sounds and animation, HOW DARE THEY

I hate you for this

Damnit. Sucked in again...

I opened it up, clicked a few times, felt my pupils begin to dilate and then x'd out of the tab so hard I almost jammed my finger. Not today.

If it helps, its very short.

Aw, doesn't stay on when you close the window. Disappoint.

xp good to know actually

stayed ~4 minutes late at work just to play this before succeeding in closing tab

Thanks to this I learned about http://www.kingedward.co.uk/king_edward_potato_baker
Which to be quite honest is kind of amazing and whomever wrote the copy for their website should get a hug.

Spaceplan is cute! And it's staying on for me when I change tabs at least.

I mean this whole genre is basically dumb and none will ever catch me like that initial rush of Candy Box a few years (!) back, but I liked this one's "voice" if you will.

Does anyone know of a Tablet version of a game similar to Captain Forever?

http://monsterbreeder.com/

hilarious! and i feel guilty for sinking time into it

That's my day wiped out

sorry for being a vector

ok. i have created a dog treat monster and two others. 0.3% of breeds discovered.

i am closing the tab. i am not going to visit ever again. this stops here.

I just had Jason Voorhees and a skeleton mating, and it became... Jason Bonehees. This obviously is the best game ever.

i should at least buy some aquatic gear so i can capture that shark really quick

I got to 1.8% on the breeds, definitely need to stop

*a distant cry of "fooooooorks!!! foooooooooooooorks!" echoes down a corridor beyond sight*

you have made a James Malone!
it's super effective

i don't think it'll suck you up for too long. i played for a bit but after i unlocked the permit and whatever i mean how many combinations of monsters do you really feel like you need to find. esp once you've found them all and searched all the locations. but if there is a /true/ late game plz inform.

11.2%. Someone beat that so I can feel less bad

7.8% sorry

if you breed without a license do the cops go after you?

you can get busted by one of your customers but i think if you ask each of them if they're a cop you can avoid that.

i got busted. lost all my monsters which was good cuz i quit

Made it to 9.8% but I have the biggest truck and have seem to have explored everywhere so not sure I need to go on. But it swallowed up my workday very effectively.

Of course, XENOMORPH + JASON VOORHEES = JASON X.

I bred Freddy Kreuger with one I can't remember and got Chad Kroeger.
Blob + Zombie gives Blob Zombie.

It was Freddy Krueger + Chucky

THE DEVIL + HANNIBAL LECTER = DAMNABLE LECTER

aw damn, did anyone do sasquatch + michael myers yet (it's an abomichael snowmyers)

you'd think Shrek would combine well due to Neil C's Smash Mouth/Shrek memes, but it just adds "shrek" to the start or end of everything.

neil shreked me.