repeated death threats

i met morbs once and fought him and murdered him

my memories on that are hazy.

i've been punched in the face over and over on this board for what, 11 years now. I realize I can be an aggressive prick now and then, like most people men on the internetz, but i only lash out at the tiresome complainant above when he childishly pulls my hair (again and again and again)... I wish i could say i'm leaving the board but I need I Love Baseball at a minimum. I will endeavor to ignore the worst posters henceforth by giving them zero attention.

Also, that wasn't a death threat, tho it was about a and not Obama. Pity his students. I've essentially asked him to informally honor a mutual non-aggression pact, but no dice so far.

(I don't believe in violence, unless someone asks you to indulge in it for pleasure.)

this is just one big hollow RPG aint it

Steven Spielberg's The BHRPG

this is just one big hollow RPG aint it

maybe, but acting the role of aggressive prick who frequently wishes death or bodily mayhem on other players does not fall within the rules of the game iirc

I simply meant it "As go fuck yourself," but i can accept that it wasn't read that way. I apologize.

I'll stay off the prez threads though, so I don't have to read that a war criminal is a "decent" man.

Such bitchassness itt

"I will endeavor to ignore the worst posters henceforth by giving them zero attention"

fp'd for repeated magician's phrasing

idgi

also, kevin k actually seems to be alone in reading and comprehending a's numbingly abusive posts. (like the one where his wish for my cancer to kill me was linked directly to my being underwhelmed at Obamacare)

ok "for my next trick," I see! B

<3

also fp'd myself for adding quotes to block-quote-formatted text btw

can someone find the cankles one (directed to Adam Bruneau iirc)

― de l'asshole (flopson)

hi flopson, i thought it was bill mcgill

Thread bubbling along nicely *pulls up chair*

xp- oh yea ur right

ROLLING HARDMAN THREAD 2009

when it pops no one knows

waiting for our death throes

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill) wrote this on thread Things You Just Don't Care About on board I Love Everything on Mar 3, 2015

Pretty much everything except good booze, pussy, golf every now and then and a couple dollars in my wallet to fund the above.

Has Trump chosen a running mate yet?

mcgill prob the most offbrand ilxor ever

unless he meant the papa duck song

magill was openly a john, a cranky conservative, and pro-gun iirc?

terrible poster

hi flopson, i thought it was bill mcgill

― velko, Tuesday, July 5, 2016 1:55 PM (14 minutes ago)

hi velko!!!

Honestly, as someone posters have actually done shitty things to off-board (thanks velko for the heads up about that one btw), this just seems melodramatic

xxp should have poster summaries like that as dn hovertext imo

That's his Twitter bio

whoa...xxp

i'm glad offboard shit is pretty damn rare here tbh

iirc in the original thread after cankles accepted his offer to fight irl he did not respond lol

shook

bm loathed baseball, nuff said

you have any ilxors in mind you want to threaten bodily harm to, deems?

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 18:26 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes, but i wasnt volunteering to do so by noting that threats of violence are cool

Cool things are cool. Its a thing.

should have poster summaries like that as dn hovertext imo

― Salsa Golf (Argentinean Ketchup) (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 21:17 (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Greatest idea obv

everyones except mine shd read "a person i have vowed to kill"

Think someone ought note that amateurist calling out morbs when morbs is being extramorbsy is not picking on morbs as such even if everyone else ignorbs

But long live both of em, imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqWTwTj1d0U

yes i am extra-me when someone singsongs "oh, your usual post what took you so long?" for the 100th time

xp

maybe you should consider posting something other than yr usual post then i dunno

after youse

Overyouse

none of u worry abt changing yr posting style itll all be over soon

what - ilx?

for the past few days lag∞n has been predicting the end of the nba, which is like life itself, so that's probably what he meant

yes that and also how im gonna systematically kill all posters on this message board

ok but lets get the oasis poll out of the way first

fair

"some might say" you shouldn't "look back in anger" at this message board

Whatever

roll with it

wonderwall

hi flopson

ROLLING HARDMAN THREAD 2009

yes that and also how im gonna systematically kill all posters on this message board

― lag∞n

might i suggest robots with bombs?

catridingonaroomba.gif

might have to set up a gofundme

not that's a death threat

Physician, death threat thyself.

I have been ribbing Morbs for years and he has yet to death threat me, I feel so left out.

how can you be so certain?

I'm afraid that the death threats this board should actually take seriously are only heard by cats

i've issued a catwah