Sarah Silverman: Funny or not? Hot or not?

leading with "she's sort of hot" before wishing that she had died is next level

now you've got me singing "I'm fucking Scalia" to the tune of "I'm fucking Matt Damon"

im not really fond of a lot of her sort of humour but commenting on a woman's attractiveness and following that up with wishing them physical harm is p much never ok.

whereas commenting on a woman's actuarial skills and following that up with wishing them physical harm is ok 48% of the time

Is there an app for negotiating the situation-dependent moral calculus of wishing a woman physical harm?

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Dear Miss Manners...

xposts. I wanted Thatcher to die and that's about it as far as wishing harm on a woman as I go but it's quite a different context than "I want this kind of hot comedian woman to die".

whereas commenting on a woman's actuarial skills and following that up with wishing them physical harm is ok 48% of the time

ok lol

Is there an app for negotiating the situation-dependent moral calculus of wishing a woman physical harm?

― some anal dread (Old Lunch), Thursday, July 7, 2016 2:43 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

There actually is! It's on the Google Play store (and maybe the iTunes store?) under the name Hip Hop Air Horn.

How it works:
1) Open the app
2) Locate the big red button
3) Say loudly and clearly into the microphone the name of the woman you wish physical harm on.
4) Say why. Avoid using anything beyond a simple subject-verb-predicate, keep it in the present tense. The language processing isn't there yet.
5) Press the big red button.
6) If it goes "MERRRRRRRRRRR", you are in the wrong.
7) If it doesn't make the sound, turn up your volume and try again.
8) Fuck off.

*pushes hotness slider to the right*

whereas commenting on a woman's actuarial skills and following that up with wishing them physical harm is ok 48% of the time

― volumetric god rays (DJP), Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:41 (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ah man god bless you djp

whereas commenting on a woman's actuarial skills and following that up with wishing them physical harm is ok 48% of the time

― volumetric god rays (DJP)

does anybody have any opinions on sarah silverman's actuarial skills? or does that just immediately turn into anti-semitism?

she's a shitty actuary. nearly tanked my fortune 500 company single handedly.

I think the "hot or not" came from the original thread title, which...??...wtf is that about

different era of ilx

and of america

we're so much better now, phew.

that Cub and his 13-year slowburners!

jesus. i only bothered to comment on her apparent hotness as that was in the thread title. i dont actually want her to die, or suffer, i just dont care for her. i didnt realise that people were so precious about what i see as simply a kind of gallows humour. im sure she wouldnt mind, yknow, cos shes just so cool and EDGY and everything. you are acting like im DMing her on twitter with vicious messages explaining in nasty detail how im going to dismember her or something. regardless, i am sure she will be fine, and you white knights will all get to enjoy her fabulously clever and cutting jokes for many years to come.

Edgy! Love it.

What's the opposite of edgy?

me wrapped up in a crocheted woollen blanket peering through my reading glasses for the fp button and then jabbing it.

^knitwit

not really very ahem white knight-like unless SS actually *is* reading this thread?

The ss read ÷everything÷

"What's the opposite of edgy?"

Michael McIntyre

"not really very ahem white knight-like unless SS actually *is* reading this thread?"

im sure many are hoping this to be true

'hey guys i was just responding to news of sarah silverman's near-death with my assessment of her fuckability and a shrug over her continued existence on this planet you're all a bunch of whiny sjws' *adjusts fedora, flounces out*

it's true, there is no reason to be anything other than hateful to celebs on the Internet unless you're secretly hoping they read it and fall in love with you and whisk you away to a magical dream life in their Hollywood mansion where you might get to hang out with nick kroll

OTM

you are very bad at ilx

http://cache2casino3.ladbrokes.com/library/News/4th%20-%2021%20Tips%20on%20How%20to%20play%20BlackJack.jpg

StillAdvance, can u give me the date and location of your next pua seminar, I want to learn to stop being such a libtard cuck, thx bro

Jesus Christ SA I've enjoyed kickin it w u on prince threads but u just used the term 'white knight' ffs

I am Sarah Silverman and I am reading this thread

well-met milady

get lost, beta, I'm going with StillAdvance

friendzoned again :-(

well-met milady

― O, Barack: flaws (wins), Friday, July 8, 2016 2:30 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think you mean 'well, actually-met'.

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r104/Krantzstone/studman69_zps78e714dd.jpg

when did this site become reddit

hey mate, that never happened just keep calm and ilx on

literally subreddit

she's a shitty actuary. nearly tanked my fortune 500 company single handedly.

― Treeship

so sick of people confusing sarah silverman and andrea leadsom

literally subreddit

― skateboard of education (rip van wanko)

downvoted

i'm not sure if it's more flattering to consider stilladvance a troll or to think that he's actually that much of an idiot

thread makes me think a 'DJP' feature would be more useful than the 'FP' feature. hitting the DJP button would replace a posters posts with random selections from a pool of DJP posts.

guy: *garbage*
me: DJP'd ya, guy, sorry!
guy: *something pleasant about sex sounding like mac'n'cheese or the like*

i'm not sure if it's more flattering to consider stilladvance a troll or to think that he's actually that much of an idiot

― wizzz! (amateurist)

everybody is an idiot sometimes. now, the fact that he still doesn't realize he was being an idiot is slightly more disturbing, but far from rare.

jesus. i only bothered to comment on her apparent hotness as that was in the thread title. i dont actually want her to die, or suffer, i just dont care for her. i didnt realise that people were so precious about what i see as simply a kind of gallows humour. im sure she wouldnt mind, yknow, cos shes just so cool and EDGY and everything. you are acting like im DMing her on twitter with vicious messages explaining in nasty detail how im going to dismember her or something. regardless, i am sure she will be fine, and you white knights will all get to enjoy her fabulously clever and cutting jokes for many years to come.

― StillAdvance, Friday, 8 July 2016 09:45 (11 hours ago) Permalink

gallows humor is when you're the one dying, moron

like when Jesus said "Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani" on the cross, which translates roughly to "hey, hey, I'd fuck me"