why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

That's pretty much a list of what we complain about here.

Oddly doesn't mention cat pictures.

that's because everyone loves cat pictures!

To the business owners who constantly post about their businesses

I guess I must have removed these people from my feed bc that sounds annoying as shit.

To the business owners who constantly post about their businesses... keep going! Your 💪 strong will and passion for what you do is astounding! Even in the midst of all the negative remarks

Must be a pretty shit business if they are "in the midst of all the negative remarks" btw.

To the fascists constantly posting tacky memes about soldiers, and links to breitbart stories about impending sharia law...

That's pretty much a list of what we complain about here.

Was this close to making my own ILX version of that list, but I've been on thin ice lately anyway.

Way too easy to read that list sarcastically. Obv needs more emoticons.

I mean emojis

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13620749_1183631498333848_5496862312781313593_n.jpg?oh=5e4e1f9f3042c10ea71a1fc6db1952ae&oe=57F8CC26

lonely guy thinking baout planes

that dog has serious depersonalization issues, it seems. sad

The dog is happier because he is a big fan of recursion.

no you don't understand 'happier' is the name of my dog

goes to show that life isn't all about money and cars and houses and planes

sorry, that was pretty much just emil.y's joke i repeated there.

http://67.media.tumblr.com/7b6618cda6a9e84f815126294d15c2c2/tumblr_o7p80sFjnx1qh1ay9o1_500.jpg

in a world of children of immense privilege

be a child of a very slightly different kind of immense privilege

I'm guessing those business owners are the poor schmucks in MLM schemes and the negativity is pointing out that it's an MLM scheme.

i guess everyone's vocabulary size is within a couple hundred words of each other

OMG yes I ended up hiding that page from my feed, even tho I admit I did the damn thing myself. I didnt post the results tho. OK, so we're all wordy? Nice work, insecurity!

Was that your number one word?

Guys I'm fluent in English

lol that HBC one

"In a world of women's livelihoods being directly based on their appearance... be one of the most beautiful women on the planet"

ok then

I just thought it meant that we should hold coffee cups.

Haha so I actually did the vocab quiz, it certainly seems designed to flatter

It's funny I thought Cosmo/buzzfeed style personality quizzes were extremely popular but totally uncool for a while now so it's interesting to see which ones manage to get thru and go viral among the people who would normally be sharing clickhole parodies disdaining this stuff (in this case you don't have to be Shakespeare to figure out what's appealing to these people obv)

I was trying to find out the origin of these sorts of quizzes and found this:

http://www.cjr.org/behind_the_news/in_search_of_the_ur-quiz.php

(Basically, nobody knows)

https://i.redd.it/iea9soh1eu8x.jpg

Is he meant to look like Bill Maher?

https://pics.onsizzle.com/they-need-to-have-a-workemon-go-game-where-you-3099988.png

otm

too subtle imo

https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13697082_521388598057694_585464514912387228_n.jpg?oh=8b298e5e58468e02d4516ae3ef90638b&oe=57E89024

dangerous candles

>:(

low flow toilet? ciabatta?

domt allow cats

oh! apartments that domt allow cats. gotcha

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/fistful-of-frags-weapon-stats/images/8/83/Fof_dynamite.png/revision/latest?cb=20150303142956

i smell a poll

wouldn't be the first time ilx polled a shit list

clue in plain sight: seizures

Matthew Sweet! that cracked me up...

apartments that Domt allow cats

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13707565_1245128815521117_2464984411580737720_n.jpg?oh=9dde9042b46dff5c8649e60bcfd39bf4&oe=58288680

emphasis on "higher" i guess

Don't be sad
I know you will
But don't give up until
Wear comfy clothes and have a day

Ease up, the guy looks like he was canned at the lumberjack tryouts.

So stay in pajamas all day eating snacks.

this showed up in my FB feed because a relative who I thought was fairly liberal posted it:

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13681054_1052441378171875_1696336495166479521_n.jpg?oh=1183cb72388ea744953b50b09da71046&oe=58369E75

You can imagine the quality of comments on this one...

sorry, should have said a relative liked it, not posted it...