ILX, coach me up: the "White Straight Guy Who Sucks" Narrative and corresponding lack of "... Who Sucks" in anything other than indie snooze

Yeah, I realized that right after I'd hit the "Submit post" button. I'm sorry about it, Abbott.

It depends on how the person sucks and how they stop sucking.

The 'person who seems average-at-best but turns out to be the chosen one/Messiah/DEM' thing should just die immediately regardless of what kind of person is fulfilling the role.

The 'person who is unjustly disadvantaged but demonstrably smart enough to eventually win' trope still has great value particularly if not focussed on SWMs.

Abbott, in which of those movies does the female protagonist actually pretty much suck and then continue to basically be unremarkable except for the one defining moment in the 3rd act?

Appropriate behaviour

i don't think either bilbo or frodo "suck" prior to a single redemptive moment. in fact, most of the examples in the OP are of relatively ordinary men - not stereotypical losers - who low-key heroically struggle against long odds in an unusually noble and decent manner before ultimately winning out. as abbott suggests, there are many, many stories about women that follow a similar formula.

someone had better work "White Straight Guy Who Sucks" into the next gay thread title

Bilbo and Frodo are mostly good at hiding, but that means they are good at something, so I guess they are invalid for this thread. In The Two Towers, though, Merry and Pippin are definitely not good at anything.

Obviously I didn't clearly think this all the way through or I could have explicated a clearer set of criteria for Guy Who Sucks roles:

1. Not particularly good at anything - MAYBE one skill or attribute (typing, speaking a foreign language, being small) that isn't immediately crucial or possibly even maladaptive.
2. "Earns" heroic moment mostly by just showing up. No ninja moves or other displays of heretofore unrealized special potential.
3. Character arc consists of the subject learning that bravery actually mostly consists of not hiding.

I THINK this is closer to what I was trying to get at. I'm still happy if I'm totally wrong and as Abbott put it this is basically because I don't watch enough movies with non-SWM protagonists, but Inside Out is totally not what I'm talking about, nor is Jupiter Ascending or Legally Blonde. Clueless might count even though Cher is set up to be wealthy, popular and attractive, since those are all in contrast to how much she basically sucks at everything she tries to accomplish until the end.

Is there a thing where the Guy Who Sucks is there as audience standin, to be wowed by the many cinematic things around him, because white straight guys are proven by science to be the most relatable?

someone had better work "White Straight Guy Who Sucks" into the next gay thread title

― (a phenomenon analyzed in gender studies) (crüt), Tuesday, July 12, 2016 10:05 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

co-worker: White Straight Guy in the conference room.

Girl who sucks, but makes good against the odds - Working Girl?

I'm still having a hard time thinking of quite which character arc/trope you're looking for, Tombot. In my mind the OP was sort of gesturing towards loser-makes-good underdog stories, where our hero (a regular shmoe with no extraordinary abilities, put-upon by life in whatever ways, but nonetheless 'likable' and with a good heart) eventually wins out. Reminded me of the Redlettermedia 'protagonist' discussion (regarding what's missing in The Phantom Menace) which invokes the kid from Gremlins, Marty McFly, Sarah Connor, Charlie Bucket, the Rocketeer, Kevin Bacon in Tremors, et al. But none of these win out just by "showing up" - in the face of an unexpected set of obstacles or circumstances, they display resourcefulness, creative problem-solving, a reservoir of unexpected courage, or just smarts or a moral compass when they're needed.

What I was thinking you were going for were versions of that, distinct from stories where it's all about a problem the character creates and has to clean up, or ones (as milo z suggests) where the thing to be overcome is specifically about their Otherness vis-a-vis the straight white guy. I think that'd be a pretty interesting list tbh!

For some reason, the character type I'm envisioning (and mostly just envisioning as I can't think of many examples) is almost a villain. Someone ineffectual and/or incompetent but opportunistic enough to seize on being in the right place at the right time and taking on the unearned mantle of hero as a result. Sounds like every middle manager ever to me.

It's like Jar Jar, basically. Bumblefuck around and get in everyone's way for years and then cast the deciding vote that allows an ultimately despotic emperor to take over the universe.

Reminded me of the Redlettermedia 'protagonist' discussion (regarding what's missing in The Phantom Menace) which invokes the kid from Gremlins, Marty McFly, Sarah Connor, Charlie Bucket, the Rocketeer, Kevin Bacon in Tremors, et al. But none of these win out just by "showing up" - in the face of an unexpected set of obstacles or circumstances, they display resourcefulness, creative problem-solving, a reservoir of unexpected courage, or just smarts or a moral compass when they're needed.

I like most of your examples tbf. Sarah Connor is a good one. I'm now realizing almost every Final Girl fits in my criteria. "Show up, don't get killed."

Okay, that helps a bit. So these people don't really suck, they just haven't gotten their chance to shine (or need to go through some kind of arc that tests them and brings out their real strengths, say). I'm thinking also of lots of kids' stories about someone with a special gift that only some recognize, like Babe. So, we're looking for non-SWG versions of that?

Yeah, okay, I get that. Less exploiting the situation and more rising to the occasion.

There's a pretty good Marjorie Liu X-Men story where an ordinary girl saves the day with her empathy in a situation where the X-Men's tendency towards aggression would've wreaked serious havoc. But that's comics and not a movie.

Comics are good too. Novels etc. I just only seem to make time for movies and teevee any more these days because I have turned into NONFICTION ONLY reader and also movies are what they have on the airplane

It'll probably be hard to find many televisual examples of this. I'd imagine that it's difficult to maintain a hapless character over a number of years just to have them pull through in the end. Maybe like Xander on Buffy?

(Who is, naturally, a SWG.)

even with this adjusted set of criteria, i can think of nearly as many female examples as male (and you have to allow for the fact that stories about women are often different in structure, theme and detail than stories about men).

i mean, start with alice in wonderland and the wizard of oz...

Why not Pursuit of Happyness?

Smith's character is a very dedicated father and has admirable persistence, but basically fails at life until he suddenly, spectacularly, succeeds Against All Odds.

if you INSIST the protagonist MUST be a total loser, i am still happy to star in a slapstick comedy about being a fat stoner based on me in my late 20s

this is one of those threads where the OP constantly moves some goalposts that were never really there

yeah i'm pretty confused at this point what archetype we're shooting for now

i was thinking it is about a character who has a hamartia they over come in the end

Here are some female characters who manifestly do not have their shit together, until things miraculously start going right (after much tribulation): Bridget Jones. Romy and Michelle. Frances Ha. Seems like plenty of movies like "Trainwreck" and "Pitch Perfect" have that arc.

I mean, if you're just looking for inspiring overcoming-adversity stories featuring diverse protagonists, those are not in short supply; my daughter finds stuff like "The Gabby Douglas Story" and "Akeelah and the Bee" to be effectively girl-powery.

Abbott otm

I'm trying to remember if Wonderfalls counts.

At least I fully acknowledged this thread idea needed to go back in the oven in the OP

It's an interesting topic to explore. There's a germ of an alternate Bechdel test in there somewhere. It's probably always a good thing to investigate whether certain narrative tropes tend to favor straight white dudes.

I almost brought up Bridget Jones, then wondered if maybe hidden in the penumbras of the unstated questions was some desire that, basically, the story was not about romantic success/"getting a man" or otherwise measuring up to conventional norms of the straight-white-guy-dominated universe, etc. Like basically trying to get at a certain kind of "everyman" story where the "man" is definitely not neutral - it's "everyman" who's down on his luck and doesn't think he'll amount to much but then he wins the big game or rises to the occasion and beats the terrorists etc.... and to the extent that non-SWGs get these stories, a great many of them are about heteronormative romance success, OR about difficulties specifically associated with their non-SWGness (the Mulan/Brave/Bend It Like Beckham model). I don't think this is ironclad or without exceptions over the last decades of Hollywood productions - the Bechdel test gets at something way more ubiquitous and probably more insidious in screenwriting - but there's something kinda interesting here somewhere, IMO.

This topic gets a little bit at the question of the uses/purposes of cinema (and of fiction, and of art generally).

Oversmplifying wildly: Some people come to a movie (or novel or whatever) primarily to be taken very much out of themselves. Broadly, escapism and fantasy. Others primarily like to have characters they identify with. Broadly, realism and drama.

Perhaps the subgenre Tombot is trying to limn here is those works that try very hard to do both: the protagonist is "relatable" onnaconna being a fuckup. And yet he or she is thrust into extreme circumstances and prevails. Luke Skywalker (say) is a clod and a loser, but in the critical moment he rises to the occasion and saves the frickin' galaxy.

TBH the most recent exemplars I was thinking of when I started this thread are all stories about how an unexceptional person is put into extraordinary circumstances and doesn't do anything THAT amazing. "Against all odds" - where the odds are never really 100% against, btw - they make a modest contribution. And life goes on.

Actually hey Emily Blunt in Sicario might be this?
Every David Ayer film I've seen is totally this btw

We just watched The Kids Are Alright, and it's not exactly the formula you're looking for, but Julianne Moore is a good female anti-hero character.

if you INSIST the protagonist MUST be a total loser, i am still happy to star in a slapstick comedy about being a fat stoner based on me in my late 20s

― the lava-staring club (Abbott), Tuesday, July 12, 2016 1:05 PM (7 hours ago)

i forget, does 'smiley face' (arkai / anna faris) ever end up with anna faris like, succeeding?

Ok, I think I have a move that might actually fit the Straight White Chick who Sucks template: Adventures in Babysitting.

i think the lead character of The Bridge, especially in the original swedish/danish series, fits this perhaps?

I'm trying to remember if Wonderfalls counts.

― Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Wednesday, July 13, 2016 2:25 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wonderfalls is a great example, as is another Bryan Fuller show, Dead Like Me. Both featuring totally slacker, underachieving women who (very reluctantly) rise to the occasion and save the day.

speaking of babysitting: Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead. I guess "babysitter" was, for a window of time at least, a good archetype for the female unlikely hero.

collectively, the multiracial/ethnic/gender Bad News Bears

(well, Tatum O'Neal is an ace pitcher throughout, so not her)

(but her complicated girl/surrogate dad relationship w/ Matthau is not resolved til Act 3)

Adventures in Babysitting is a great pick.

It's probably always a good thing to investigate whether certain narrative tropes tend to favor straight white dudes.

― Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, July 12, 2016 11:29 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think it is NOT a revelation that things favor straight white dudes, unfortunately
but why not use that as a given to EXPLORE other things NOT about them
rather than insist other people prove things NOT about str8 white dudes exist

we can all explore new things i believe in us

there are so many great things by and about lgbt, poc, non-male-identified, etc, people!!

and expecting them to fit a shitty archetype where 'lol oops wrong place at the wrong time accidentally saved the day' is...insane? like that is a really dumb plot archetype
and if it only exists w/cis white het men that is probably because they are the only people privilieged enough for that dumbshit magic to happen to

so...
why look for it?

Abbott is the unlikley hero of this thread

i just showed up...thanks for the crown

Brown / LGBT / Girl Who Sucks stories?

I thought the answer was going to be Wanda Sykes, but then I realized that wasn't a movie.

and oh man they left that dude on the facade of the crain communications building at the end of the movie. he was still there after the credits!

The kid sister with the Thor helmet is a horror – my idea of hell is that girl as Satan.

i remember liking her character for whatever reason but i also haven't seen the movie since the '90s

never forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9GBuciv20A