hahahahaha i don't know how well the one with the Welcome to Jamaice Have a Nice Day punch line would work for a baby penis
― sarahell, Saturday, 16 July 2016 23:53 (seven years ago) link
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off the back of its head.
― rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Saturday, 16 July 2016 23:57 (seven years ago) link
hahahahah
― sarahell, Sunday, 17 July 2016 00:03 (seven years ago) link
Why did the man put a baby in the oven?
He was tired of having to tip the pizza delivery guy.
― sarahell, Sunday, 17 July 2016 00:05 (seven years ago) link
What's bright red and knocks on the window? Baby in a microwave.
― thomasintrouble, Sunday, 17 July 2016 00:44 (seven years ago) link
XD
― sarahell, Sunday, 17 July 2016 00:46 (seven years ago) link
Whats funnier than a dead baby
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 July 2016 02:39 (seven years ago) link
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
― rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Sunday, 17 July 2016 02:56 (seven years ago) link
What ruined my sister's life
― yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Sunday, 17 July 2016 03:41 (seven years ago) link
Five-day-old baby punched in the head in Tesco
― soref, Tuesday, 6 September 2016 18:01 (seven years ago) link
("she is not believed to have been seriously injured", so possibly off topic)
― soref, Tuesday, 6 September 2016 18:02 (seven years ago) link
2 minutes agoCheesyChipsWhat a bizarre incident.
4 minutes agoChristineSlaterThrow away the key. This thug won't stop now till he finds another baby and it might not be so lucky next time.
― meh 😐 (wins), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 18:03 (seven years ago) link
the Wythenshawe baby-puncher
― soref, Tuesday, 6 September 2016 18:05 (seven years ago) link
I've heard of wetting the baby's head but punching it?
― Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link
A dead baby in a clown outfit
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 23:41 (seven years ago) link
What ruined my sister's life― yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Saturday, July 16, 2016 8:41 PM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkone month passes...
― yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Saturday, July 16, 2016 8:41 PM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
one month passes...
what
― he mea ole, he kanaka lapuwale (sciatica), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 00:19 (seven years ago) link
Police are now investigating the horror incident which happened at the supermarket in Baguley on Monday evening
what the fuck is a 'horror incident'?
― hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 16:35 (seven years ago) link
what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?
one is fun to smash with a mallet. the other is a watermelon.
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 May 2020 02:30 (three years ago) link
What do you get when you stab a baby fifty times in the sternum?Why, an erection, of course.
― pomenitul, Saturday, 23 May 2020 02:36 (three years ago) link
How many dead babies did the clown keep in his glove compartment?33.
― pomenitul, Saturday, 23 May 2020 02:37 (three years ago) link
How do you get a dead baby into a shoebox? With a blender.
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 23 May 2020 02:38 (three years ago) link
But how do you get it out?
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 23 May 2020 02:39 (three years ago) link
Tortilla chips
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What would you do if you were eating a pot of honey and you discovered a dead baby at the bottom?
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2020-10-05
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discard the entire contents of the dead baby honeypotdiscard the dead baby but continue to eat the honeydiscard the honey but continue to eat the dead babycontinue to eat the entire contents of the dead baby honeypot
― (peech) or (buht ih-moh-jee) (unregistered), Monday, 21 September 2020 23:26 (three years ago) link
awwww <3
― sarahell, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 02:00 (three years ago) link