it might've actually been an alfred lord sotosyn homage,
I WOULD NEVER USE "BREEZILY" IN A SENTENCE AND YOU KNOW IT
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 16:49 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm gonna practice singing the intro to "The Circle of Life" for the next time I get drunk
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link
I like Disney World more than Disney films, but I choose Alice in Wonderland because seeing the March Hare, the Mad Hatter, and Cheshire Cat walking around the Magic Kingdom at 12:30 in August wil cause me to trip balls.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link
YOUR ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CELEBRATED CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY?!?!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link
oh alfred, you're far more likely to run into the white rabbit before you see any of those bros. i have this tremendous picture of me on the teacup ride, somewhere. i basically sought out the alice in wonderland characters and only found the white rabbit and was quite saddened by this, tho was cheered by the fact that chip and dale followed me and my companion around ALL DAY harassing my date--literally, they were attacking him and physically molesting him.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link
that has v little to do with the thread at hand, but just fyi, watch out for chip and dale.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link
now I'm afraid to go to Disney World for fear of Chip n Dale yiffage
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link
you went on a date to Disneyland
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link
i basically sought out the alice in wonderland characters
You provoked it, STALKER
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link
http://images.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/cg04052005/specter1.jpg
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:02 (sixteen years ago) link
disneyworld, you ass
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:05 (sixteen years ago) link
i played the mad hatter in an elementary school play u_u
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:06 (sixteen years ago) link
i also played the shell-shocked soldier dude from the beginning of the monkey's paw
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:07 (sixteen years ago) link
it was a revue, of sorts
oh sorry - you went on a date to FLORIDA (ILX's #2 worst state in the union) to DISNEYWORLD
x-post
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Snow White, no contest. The songs!
― Alba, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Walt Disney World is its own sovereign nation, actually – one of the many great ways in which Tallahassee has made the Sunshine State a paradise for plutocrats.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:09 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm sorry, shakey, i brought a foreigner who had never been to disneyanything who wanted to, very badly, to disneyworld for his birthday. i should've just brought him to rachael ray's show u_u
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:14 (sixteen years ago) link
(ILX's #2 worst state in the union)
this is basically, btw, my #2 reason why i like florida, i mean you fucking ppl like AI.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:15 (sixteen years ago) link
hey I thought AI was terrible
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:23 (sixteen years ago) link
high fives!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:23 (sixteen years ago) link
Terminator 3 > AI
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:24 (sixteen years ago) link
I, ROBOT >>>>>>>>>> every other movie ever made except Behind Enemy Lines and I Heart Huckabees (tie)
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:25 (sixteen years ago) link
Alan Smithee/Judas Booth cut of DUNE gets honorable mention for not really actually being a movie that was ever made
AI >>>>>K-PAX
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:26 (sixteen years ago) link
A DREAM IS A WISH YOUR HEART MAKES
― Laurel, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:26 (sixteen years ago) link
wait, how did we get on i robot.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:28 (sixteen years ago) link
or dune, really. this is just non-sequiturs.
Huh, I was just watching the Terminator 3 HD-DVD the other night and it's better than I remembered it . . . eh, at least it has the courage of its convictions. (Cue mushroom clouds.)
Where's the love for Bambi here?
― Phil D., Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:28 (sixteen years ago) link
I haven't seen I, Robot or Behind Enemy Lines but consider I Heart Huckabees to be a high watermark in modern cinema, so I am excited to see them now!
― Alba, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:29 (sixteen years ago) link
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SIN PETINYAH NAHBADABEECHA BOH (sicha goo hen ya o wey)
― max, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:30 (sixteen years ago) link
:D
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:30 (sixteen years ago) link
so like in an alternate universe The Black Hole and Harvey are the same film, right, where the lone surviving scientist on the Cygnus is Elwood P. Dowd, and instead of a big red demonic robot, there's an invisible giant rabbit. They get drunk and steer the cygnus on a collision course with the black hole and the Palomino crew is thinking about escaping but then they're all like "fuck it"
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:32 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/pinocchio/16.jpg by a dozen miles.
― remy bean, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:32 (sixteen years ago) link
had the score to aladdin on casette tape and it was probably the only music i listened to in 1992.
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:34 (sixteen years ago) link
that and check your head, probably
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link
lol gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:36 (sixteen years ago) link
was it gilbert gottfried's last great role? i say yes.
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:37 (sixteen years ago) link
ok I am officially scared of the day we discover some internet jukebox in a bar that has disney musicals on it
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:37 (sixteen years ago) link
one time we were on a bus ride to put on our production of THE LION THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE (i guess i should retract my lol gay thing now) for underprivleged elementary school students and me and my friend j0sh spent the entire ride sitting in the back of the bus singing 'a whole new world' at each other, really loudly, while eating frosting. we got yelled at eventually :(
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link
I would have voted for Dumbo, save for the minstrel show crows. "I be dun seen bout ever'thing" etc. Uhhh...
So instead I went for The Little Mermaid, because I am a homosexual and I love Ursula/Divine.
― kenan, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link
"i wanna be like you" is an awesome song, i would put that on in a bar
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:39 (sixteen years ago) link
wait, is aladdin really that old? i thought i was way older when that movie came out. at least i was way older when i was jacked up on sugar, manically singing the theme song from that movie. wow wtf.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:39 (sixteen years ago) link
im gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware (ive never seen a king of beasts with quite so little hair) im brushin up on lookin down, im workin on my roar
― max, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link
lol i was 7 what's your excuse
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link
can you feel the love tonight = #1 all-time jam of all time
― max, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:41 (sixteen years ago) link
i was in drama club :\
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:41 (sixteen years ago) link
max is on another plane right now, basically
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:41 (sixteen years ago) link
i can see what's happening (what?) and they don't have a clue (who?) they'll fall in love--and here's the bottom line-- our trio's down to two (oh.)
actually you know what? like 87% of our jokes were based around the film aladdin that year. what the hell?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link