I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE BOTTOM IS • US presidential elections part VIII

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A Clown Car Full Of Bingos

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link

Rudy is a terrible suck-up

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

i guess ivanka seems better adjusted and more human by the utterly skewed standards of the evil ruling class but then you remember she's actively supporting an ongoing racist, classist attempt to destroy america so fuck her

revealing moment at 44.26

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 18:46 (seven years ago) link

Ever heard of the Gettysburg Address, Rudy?

iirc the world little noted nor long remembered this one

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 18:46 (seven years ago) link

Trump's speech was longer

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

rudy should compare it to pericles

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

Four score and seven years ago - so many years. It's incredible. Think about that, it's just an incredible number of years - our fathers, and specifically my father, who was a great man, my father, he built a great company, and he brought forth on America... (applause) It's great, America. You know. (applause) America. A new nation, a great nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated - - - can you believe what they're saying in the media? The media, these guys, the worst guys I have ever seen. Just horrible. Horrible. And this new nation, we're gonna make it great again.

Folks, you know, we're engaged in a civil war. A civil war. Believe me. Crooked Hillary (crowd booing)... oh, my goodness. Crooked Hillary, she thinks America can't endure! (more boos) But you know, without the wall, no nation can endure, (applause) and we're gonna build the wall. (crowd chanting, 'Build the wall!') It's gonna happen and today we're on a battlefield. A great battlefield. I think - and you can ask people. People know this, that this is the greatest battlefield, of this war and maybe even the greatest battlefield of all time, and we're gonna measure that because I think this is a really terrific battlefield. We're about out of time so I'm gonna take a few questions and we're gonna make America great again.

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

wonder what cabinet post rudy has been promised to talk so much nonsense this cycle. or is it just for the love of the game?

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

hahahah nice

frogbs, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 18:52 (seven years ago) link

lol Doc

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 18:58 (seven years ago) link

What else will Giuliani will say this week to further reveal that his memory and knowledge of history goes back maybe two weeks at best? The breath of the world is bated!

Going Down On The Anals Of History (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

Your speech was the best, Dr. C, just the best. Made my head spin.

Going Down On The Anals Of History (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

remember when bernie sanders was "the only candidate who can beat donald trump"

― esempiu (crüt), Wednesday, August 17, 2016 12:51 PM (1 hour ago)

in the unit on the logic of relations students often forget about the relation between a thing and itself

j., Wednesday, 17 August 2016 19:02 (seven years ago) link

DC - excellent, you've got him down. You should make an attempt on something I threw out there a couple of weeks ago, the inaugural address he'll presumably never give. (One further idea I had, inspired by his wife: lift about a third of his inaugural verbatim from previous inaugurals, and put those parts together in random Burroughs cut-up style.)

clemenza, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 19:11 (seven years ago) link

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump Jan 20
D.C. Media wants me to give big speech in freezing cold!! Voters know #Mar-A-Lago much nicer. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 19:15 (seven years ago) link

pat toomey is now against the tpp

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 19:25 (seven years ago) link

http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2016/8/17/1561007/-White-People-LOVE-Trump-s-Speech-to-Blacks

this made me laugh pretty hard

Don't boo, vote (DJP), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 19:39 (seven years ago) link

would love to see an inner city tour with Sheriff Clarke and Ben Carson at his side

Yes, black audiences are super-eager for a speaking tour by that GOP candidate they almost unanimously rejected!

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 19:45 (seven years ago) link

Interesting take on the Trump misinformation bubble

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/mapping-the-trump-hate-bubble

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

Sheriff Clarke

man, this confused me

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link

Short, simple, and dead-on.

http://newrepublic.com/minutes/136127/election-really-isnt-hillary-clinton

Clinton has become a background character in her own historic election.

clemenza, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link

@BenjySarlin
Campaign source: Trump "deeply unhappy for weeks" now "finally embracing the fact that he knows better than they do"

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 20:54 (seven years ago) link

whew at last

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 20:57 (seven years ago) link

Professionals built the Titanic and amateurs built the ark, yanno.

Rhys Witherspork (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link

Campaign source: Trump "deeply unhappy for weeks" now "finally embracing the fact that he knows better than they do"

seems like he's confused manafort having poor instincts (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/paul-manafort-unhappy-campaign_us_57b490f7e4b0edfa80daabf5?al2y5n7w790wqxgvi) with his having good instincts. the one does not imply the other except in the mind of a 2 year old.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

didn't know manafort had stood athwart the taco bowl yelling stop

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:06 (seven years ago) link

absent useful detailed polling, the best guess for chances in the house are probably the betting markets (lol), e.g. http://predictwise.com/politics/2016-congress-house, which gives the democrats an 18% chance of a majority.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:07 (seven years ago) link

this is just the best election ever

OTM

My name is Donald J. Trump, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht. (WilliamC), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:07 (seven years ago) link

i love the idea of like 3 or 4 adults arguing over the taco bowl photo before it was tweeted

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

then going w it

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link

sry you included that.

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link

this is amazing

https://twitter.com/DylanByers/status/766021779361968128

soref, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:23 (seven years ago) link

loool

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link

so that's trump's new campaign mastermind?!

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:30 (seven years ago) link

A sneak peek at Trump's debate tactics imo

"Says who!"

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:35 (seven years ago) link

"I know you are, but what am I?" didn't test well. They're saving "I'm rubber, you're glue" for the crucial home stretch after Labor Day.

Rhys Witherspork (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link

this is amazing

https://twitter.com/DylanByers/status/766021779361968128

― soref, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:23 (18 minutes ago) Permalink

is this real life?

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:44 (seven years ago) link

there we go again

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link

I hadn't met Michael Cohen yet. Oh he's going to be a treat to have making the rounds.

Donald Trump eats people of all races and religions (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:55 (seven years ago) link

Charles McCullough // Aug 17, 2016 at 9:02 am

Total BS. This poll is a poll cat if you know what I mean. It stinks to high heaven. When a real and accurate poll was taken with a sampling of over 100,000 people Donald Trump was on top of Hillary by double percentage points. http://mediamatters.org/video/2016/08/16/fox-s-steve-doocy-so-if-election-were-held-today-according-zip-app-donald-trump-would-win/212427 This has Trump 60 percent higher than Hillary.

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Sam Wang // Aug 17, 2016 at 9:12 am

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:56 (seven years ago) link

i sincerely hope that each and every one of these vile schmucks is haunted by the ghosts of this campaign for the rest of their days.

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:56 (seven years ago) link

Blah. Sam's response was "Clip and save". Made me lol.

Also the poll his reader cited is described as "not a poll" by its creator in the article he copied

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:57 (seven years ago) link

Xpost

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:57 (seven years ago) link

First time I've ever heard of the word "psychographic".

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 22:01 (seven years ago) link

Advertising buzzword since I went to journalism school in the 80s.

Donald Trump eats people of all races and religions (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 22:05 (seven years ago) link

Sorry, that looked snarky in print. Not intentional.

Donald Trump eats people of all races and religions (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 22:07 (seven years ago) link

Interesting point:

https://twitter.com/IshYimini/status/766034151426367488

Manafort may be sidelined, but his VP pick is there to stay. Neither Lewandowski nor Bannon wanted Pence.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 22:20 (seven years ago) link

A Clown Car Full Of Bingos

^^^^ Should be the title of the next election thread. Bonus if it includes "psychographic"

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 22:23 (seven years ago) link

This might be my favorite still shot from Mr. "Says Who"

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CqGEtqfW8AA8KTC.jpg:large

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 22:30 (seven years ago) link

Lewandowski wanted Ted Nugent for VP

xpost

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 22:32 (seven years ago) link


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