your LEAST favourite sound in music

Accordion

Keytar

Jane's Addiction

Anthony Kiedis

the oleaginous vocals of this dead-eyed weasel

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There are a number of contender 80s synth sounds but one that comes to mind in particular is sort of a synth Asian wood flute sound.

I mentioned scat singing and the soprano saxophone upthread, and would like to add the cuica (a horrible Brazilian instrument that sounds like a rat trapped in a tennis ball can; Airto Moreira polluted several early 70s Miles Davis albums with this thing) and the sound of fingers scraping acoustic guitar strings.

lol I love the cuica, but that's a great description

speaking of scraped acoustic strings, I think the sound of an Ovation guitar might actually be my hands down winner.

The sound of that Passenger guy's voice. I don't know anyone can actually like that.

That snare sound in modern rap/trap that's literally just a pathetic little "click"

or hi-hat, whatever

any use whatsoever of traffic sounds as a 'sound effect' (car horns, screeching tires, and especially fucking sirens omg why why WHY)

you must hate public enemy

there goes Shook Ones Pt II

and "War Pigs", though that's air raid sirens as opposed to like ambulance/police/fire sirens

xp The Bomb Squad stuff rarely bothers me because those sounds are usually integrated into the beats. I'm thinking more of songs that feature those sounds as an actual sound effect used to suggest...well, I'm not quite sure. But Ice-T skits are pretty rough on me.

"War Pigs: is ok because I'd never confuse an air raid siren with, like, the highway patrol. I don't even remember sirens on "Shook Ones"

also Dylan's harmonica on like his first seven albums

sorry for all the 'like,' I'm tired

children choir

someone hasn't heard 'Pissjoy' by The Wildhearts

xp you monster

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Oh and what's that otherwise dope Mike Oldfield song where there's this sudden terrible ringing phone and then what sounds like an insane giant answering it angrily? That's the vibe killer to end all vibe killers

maybe 'vibe-annihilating moments in otherwise awesome songs' should be its own thread

xylophone, vibraphone, glockenspiel

I used to think p much anyone who enjoyed soprano saxophone had to be an asshole. I've sort of warmed to it though, and to being an asshole.

Too much Coltrane on soprano that kicks butt for me to write it off.

yeah I don't even count that, I'm talking like Wayne Shorter on Native Dancer soprano sax.

terry riley's gonna beat your ass!!

I wouldn't have a problem putting a timeline on when soprano sax becomes unacceptable.

Like, say, post-1973.

xylophone, vibraphone, glockenspiel

Vibraphone's like the greatest instrument ever. Slight exagg.

i FP'd him for that tbh

harpsichord mention otm

Centuries ago they at least accounted for its lack of dynamics, in a lot of Bach stuff I've heard the very deliberate use of the instrument takes on this shimmering hypnotic feel. Harpsichord can be pretty awesome I think

Metal Rhythm guitar playing - the sort of all down- stroke, heavily overdriven churn where you can hear the pointy headstock.

This is an incredible sound BTW. Though I don't know what pointy headstock is.

Oh and what's that otherwise dope Mike Oldfield song where there's this sudden terrible ringing phone and then what sounds like an insane giant answering it angrily? That's the vibe killer to end all vibe killers

maybe 'vibe-annihilating moments in otherwise awesome songs' should be its own thread

― Wimmels, Friday, August 26, 2016 1:21 AM (nine hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This sounds amazing??

never understood accordion hate. one of my favourite sounds.

This sounds amazing??

― TARANTINO! (dog latin), Friday, August 26, 2016 6:08 AM (thirty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it isn't (1:54)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9eaOWiB8wk

haha, that's pretty great actually.

Hmm. I don't actually think I dislike the natural sound of any instrument, really. It's usually the way the sound of the instruments get treated in the studio (engineering/production/mix) where I find myself saying "ah, I don't really like the sound of that"

haha, wimmels, and that's on THE BEST of Mike Oldfield.

never understood accordion hate. one of my favourite sounds.
Agreed. Whenever I see a band I don't know take the stage with an accordion (or upright bass), I get excited immediately.

upright bass too - my favourite instrument that I've always wanted to play. I dislike gypsy-swing music though.

I've probably talked about this in cringe threads, but I really hate the close-up sounds of like soda commercials where its like DRIBBLY POURING GUK GUK GUK GUK AHHHH and now every "lean" influenced rap album is like a fucking soda ad with all these terrible sloshing noises

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, August 25, 2016 6:46 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i really hate soda commercials on the radio or TV where you hear the sound effects
of

*PSSSSSH* --guk guk guk guk-- *AHHHHHHHHH*

― easter back, somebody call the binks truck (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, April 11, 2012 11:51 PM (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, August 25, 2016 6:48 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

THIS FOREVER N EVER^^^

That vocal affectation on ballads in recent years in which the vocalist 'croaks' their way into almost every note, presumably to show added feeling.

― Daniel Giraffe, Friday, September 3, 2010 12:30 AM (five years ago)

I apparently loathed this at the time, but now I don't even remember what it sounds like. I think I've warmed somewhat to Joanna Newsom and Karen Dalton style vocals, and they are now on the same tier as flutes and Phil Collins' gated drums -- mostly but not always cringe-inducing.

Thanks for reading my opinions about music.

wide open hi-hat on a mid-tempo rock or funk beat

Not a fan of Agharta or Pangaea?

(the open hi-hat on those was disappointing to me initially, but I've grown to dig it -- but only on Miles records)

That vocal affectation on ballads in recent years in which the vocalist 'croaks' their way into almost every note, presumably to show added feeling.

― Daniel Giraffe, Friday, September 3, 2010 12:30 AM (five years ago)

Often followed by a kind of breathy sigh-singing through the same note. Like any affect it can have its uses, but as a default it just becomes canned insta-emotion.

examples, please! I hated it once, I will probably hate it again!

Tony Williams and Al Foster get the exception. In general '70s open hi-hat >>> '90s & '00s open hi-hat.

Ok I just went through some random Spotify lists and I feel like Charlotte OC is a good generic example of the throaty/croaky/breathy formula:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihgLAm5i9pM

I think it may be a generational thing but I cannot stand the aound of autotuned vocals. It's like nails on a chalkboard. This makes it difficult for me to enjoy about 99% of popular music.