I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE BOTTOM IS • US presidential elections part VIII

that sounds exactly like him, like it doesn't even sound like he's putting on a voice

xxpost There are totally recordings of 'Barron' basically bragging about Trump's sexual prowess!

I've had people say it's a hardening, actually.

next thread title please please please please

Vote Trump: he fucks like a beast

The Hardening 2016

I think it would be catchy to brand the things he says as "unpresidented" but I'm dorky like that

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This article starts out amazing and gets amazing-er with each paragraph:

The name Steve Bannon may not mean much to most people in Southern Arizona, but to those involved in Biosphere 2, it brings back memories of a troubled time.

Bannon, as you may know, is the new head of Donald Trump’s presidential campaign. Bannon, previously an investment banker and movie maker, arrived there from Breitbart News, an online outlet founded by the late Andrew Breitbart that has become the Voice of Trump over the last year.

Long before, though, Bannon was deeply involved in Biosphere 2. And, as in his more recent activities, Bannon apparently acted the bully around the enclosed mini-world near Oracle.

We are all Patty Hearst and Trump is the Symbionese Liberation Army.

The first thing this reminded me of was when Dilbert's Dad went on different message boards and pretended to be his own biggest fan, writing in the exact same shitty, condescending tone that his he does in his blog, even going as far as to quote his own damn book. This was before I knew he had a raging Trumpboner, which now makes total sense to me.

there was a notorious Metafilter incident

By definition, there is no such thing.

lol @ barron saying trump is 'immune' to bad press. never seen anyone so immune to it, he says

True in the sense that Trump has gotten as far as he did because of this effect:

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Jon Schwarz
‏@tinyrevolution
I honestly still think they'll be able to patch things up in time for Clinton to attend Trump's next wedding

well that'll be 2022 so maybe

The "Third Lady" of the White House

"No that was Monica!" /morbs

"Listen, you better drop this suit, you don't wanna mess with this guy, believe me. He's unstoppable. Just a human dynamo. I don't mean sexually although, I also mean, sexually he's amazing, incredible in the sack, countless women have told me this. Countless women. But he could easily kill you with one hand tied behind his back, just break you in half with his thumbs, he is that, his thumbs - he is powerful."

― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Friday, 26 August 2016 14:50 (twenty-eight minutes ago) Permalink

do u ever worry that you're getting TOO good at this? like one of those "if you keep making that face it's going to get stuck that way one day" kind of things?

I worry that it took me until the last sentence to realize that wasn't a real quote

Doc Casino you should write a Beckettian novel in the voice of Donald Trump

Waiting for Godonald

Bump set spike

could make a Lorem Ipsum generator. really the best Lorem.

this is beautiful and just slightly, painfully too long for a display name:

to those involved in Biosphere 2, it brings back memories of a troubled time

and i am thrilled if terrified to learn that my trump impression is going over better than my past attempts at obama and perhaps mccain, my friends.

ilx0r impressions, ranked:

Marcello as Bobby Gillespie
Doc D as the Donald
Josh in Chicago as George RR Martin

Doc C

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/cc/Damon_Albarn_-_Dr_Dee.jpg/220px-Damon_Albarn_-_Dr_Dee.jpg

since we're kind of talking about the appearance of politicians, may i note that trey gowdy is one weird looking motherfucker

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he's growing a beard -- an improvement. I expect to learn he's married one.

he's gone for a number of different looks over the years, all of them hideous

http://subjectivefacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/gowdy2.jpg

http://gretawire.foxnewsinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/640_050214_otr_gowdy_640-562x316.jpg

he's got a look you most often see in the mugshots of spree killers

He looks like a Will Forte character.

man I thought he had always rocked that hardass marine haircut look, lol @ previous incarnation as a trailer park meth dealer

He reminds me of Kelly Leak from The Bad News Bears, 40 years later.

lol

That bottom one is

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Sorting Hat says Slytherin fer sure

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Extra from True Blood

or mad max

Republicans Appear!

― Mark G, Friday, August 26, 2016 9:14 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

DOMINANCE

sub...MISSION!!!

I want to just take us back to this
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can you photoshop some dildos in there

quite a few already in frame, no?

HEYO

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thought that last word was "merkins"

hilary always out to buy new merkins

lol xp