Reveal Your Uncool Conservative Beliefs Here

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you shouldn't be able to graduate college without passing a class called Shutting the Fuck Up About Things Most of the Time

bureaucracy is good

throws conservative 2 cents in: polyamory is a fool's errand

― 6 god none the richer (m bison)

for straights

Noted!

I don't think septum piercings look particularly good.

Tattoos are fucking repulsive.

i think sometimes you probably have to execute your political enemies

i prefer latin@s. haha.

nothing anglocentric about the use tho, you see latinxs and latin@s in Spanish - well ive seen both used in spain and chile.

i agree that the fact that the plural term in spanish for something including both genders is just the form used for dudes is not the biggest issue.

the term "gender" was historically purely grammatical of course, up until modern times at least

isn't rendering something in a way that's unsayable privileging the written over the lived? or does it call attn to that fact? is it logocentric (only 90s kids will understand)

I assumed that ppl who use it just say "la-TIN-ex" like m bison suggested above? has anyone here heard someone say "latinx" irl?

or, to be accurate, I assumed ppl pronounced it "la-TEEN-ex"

Pretty much only at Black Lives Matter rallies and similar protests.
Xp

(It is la-TEEN-ex as far as I know)

la-TEEN-ex is phonetically atrocious imo, sounds like portmanteau of latrine and kleenex. i had previously imagined it pronounced la-TINX, which doesn't quite roll off the tongue, either. i'll call anyone whatever they want tho because being uptight about it is NOT one of my Uncool Conservative Beliefs B-)

there needs to be a word for the cycle of denial, anxiety, frustration and acceptance we go through when made aware of new inclusive/pc terminology lol

The 4 stages of woke

i don't tihnk i'm getting more conservative but i think like internet social justice clickbait shit and all the pop culture armchair sociology and shit around it is getting tiresome, like analyzing every beyonce VMA appearance or young thug album cover as some hugely meaningful thing in our discourse around social justice is annoying. idk im a poc and have spent a lot of time the past few years immersed in social justice / diversity / inclusion work in my career including chairing the diversity & inclusion committee at my last job so part of it could just be diversity fatigue which i've talked about w/ other people doing this kind of work byut i also just have less patience for the dumber shit said by people who i otherwise agree with

latinx okay i get it but i still think it is kind of dumb

latinx sounds like an energy drink for latin@s

bureaucracy is good

This is an uncool liberal belief, not a conservative one

http://i.imgur.com/8o9Z2lZ.jpg

like one way street upthread what I think of as "uncool conservative beliefs" may in fact be "mainstream liberal beliefs" that I suspect would catch flak from my more occasionally radical interlocutors

Many xposts

To be clear fwiw my la-TIN-ex pronunciation is the long I sound in Spanish

Latin@s is almost there but exclusionary of non-binary genders

i'm kind of wondering if sarahel has ever used airbnb or uber

you don't "pay" uber drivers and aren't most airbnb "landlords" middle class ppl?

aren't most airbnb "landlords" middle class ppl?

https://www.theguardian.com/travel/2016/mar/18/airbnb-from-homesharing-cool-to-commercial-giant

most airbnb landlords are landlords

and uber, at least in cities, is mainly a way to fuck over unionized cabdrivers who actually did the work to get a hack license and appropriate insurance for their business

these are not my uncool conservative opinions though, sorry

i have a few friends that make decent side cashola doing the AirBnb thing

as opposed to like, renting a room to a tenant, which would make them a fraction of the money. only catch is the occasional death threat (which one of my friends got from a AirBnb guest who they had to remove)

and uber, at least in cities, is mainly a way to fuck over unionized cabdrivers who actually did the work to get a hack license and appropriate insurance for their business

― Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, August 29, 2016 9:51 PM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in my city hack licenses are monopolized and leased by a handful of genuinely shitty people; i have mixed feelings at best on uber but the current system can burn.

leftists who preach equality and compassion are often people who are doing it for reasons of fashion/social climbing/superiority and can be the most miserable dicks out there. if they have an Alain Badiou book in conspicuous sight, you're in for a bad time. unless you're one of the same douchebags and can crow about it together.

uncool conservative belief twofer, people who read literature and philosophy but don't seem to actually understand/absorb it considering their levels of empathy and understanding about the world are still at sub-toddler levels.

capitalism has been one of history's greatest drivers of quality of life

ppl would be happier if they attended religious services more often

the #1 problem in the west today is the disintegration of communities / the family

ppl would be happier if they attended religious services more often

for many, true, definitely not true in my case. I think having any kind of therapeutic, repeated communal activity can be helpful, which is why I won't shit on anybody who gets something out of it, though. it works for my folks.

leftists who preach equality and compassion are often people who are doing it for reasons of fashion/social climbing/superiority and can be the most miserable dicks out there.

in the online world, I wonder how much of that is driven by the current climate where everybody feels pressured to have an opinion on something and make it known, lest their silence be interpreted as 'not giving a shit'.

capitalism has been one of history's greatest drivers of quality of life

ppl would be happier if they attended religious services more often

the #1 problem in the west today is the disintegration of communities / the family

― Mordy, Monday, August 29, 2016 10:01 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i agree with the last two which is why i cannot fully endorse #1

well, i wont put it #1, but it's on the list

*sigh* which is to say disintegration of communities and family is not #1, you feel me

I find it kind of ridiculous that the govt chips in for NPR. Why don't they chip in for New Yorker subscriptions while they're at it

https://www.theguardian.com/travel/2016/mar/18/airbnb-from-homesharing-cool-to-commercial-giant

most airbnb landlords are landlords

― Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 01:50 (twelve hours ago) Permalink

maybe its different in uk/europe but commercial listings are still a minority of listings, but a higher share of revenue (because they can rent the rooms out more days/year) http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/airbnb-probably-isnt-driving-rents-up-much-at-least-not-yet/

most people should not have children

My personal flavour of Uncool Conservatism is a mix of 1. a Hobbesian fear of well-meaning but wrong radicals succeeding and actually taking over (sorry ows and emil.y!) and then we all idk starve or get our heads chopped off or whatever, and 2. contrarian neoliberal scold. The former is relatively sincere, the latter is more of a troll and a product of ennui at having grown-up in an intellectual environment of incurious and smug petit-bourgeois progressivism; the same force pushed me to the far left in college. I don't really have enough confidence in most of my political beliefs to really act on them in any meaningful way beyond posting regretful challops on an anonymous plaintext message board, voting (so far always a razor's edge of indifference between two center-left parties), and occasionally throwing some change at campaigns & orgs like Sanders or BLM that tug my heartstrings. I generally come out on the woke side of the White-Guy Cycle of Social Justice Acceptance but still have private misgivings about how some of the institutions play out irl (esp in music scenes, one of which I've had first hand experience of being ripped to shreds over ensuing acrimony)

ppl would be happier if they attended religious services more often

This one really bums me out actually. The offices of a "hip" college kid-skewing church are across the street from my house and they always seem to have all sort of events going on, like cookouts and people doing stuff and a band playing every once in a while.

I think a lot about how nice it would be to have some sort of community like that to interact with regularly, but the single thing that every one of these people by definition have in common and the essential reason they're all hanging out together is something that I think is absolute nonsense. There doesn't seem to be anything quite like shared spiritual belief that causes people to get together in this manner.

hey, you never know, maybe they're just there for the bbq

Seriously. I was looking for a way out of the church my whole childhood and when I turned 16 I found a job that required me to be there on Sunday mornings. I miss the ice cream socials and volunteer opportunities, but fuck listening to interminable sermons once a week and cracking open the hymnal every 10 minutes.

i am super happy not going to religious services at all, like my weekends got 100x better when i got to college and realized that i don't have to go to church every sunday anymore

but yea i agree about the need for community/family

my wife and i tried out various churches for a while, we were both raised catholic and not interested in that anymore so we visited a few different progressive churches eg UCC, UU and it was fine i guess but it still felt like church, the bigger factor was that i just realized i wasn't a christian anymore so it became kind of pointless to go

Not a conservative belief: I've found that if you can bracket yr faith (or lack thereof) it stops being important. Like who cares whether I believe? I'm just some shmuck.