I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE BOTTOM IS • US presidential elections part VIII

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On a previous iteration of this thread I am ashamed to admit that I compared the mouth of one of the Trumpspawn to that of a lamprey.

http://i.imgur.com/ktqpVJf.jpg

I denounce myself for contributing to the coarsening of the discourse that really ought to be about the many serious issues facing our nation.

Still: dude looks like a fuckin lamprey. Just sayin.

plenty offish (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 29 August 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link

They are the McPoyles of the super rich

Evan, Monday, 29 August 2016 16:00 (seven years ago) link

I do understand concerns about focusing on the physical appearance of political candidates, but it seems noteworthy when the candidate in question oddly goes out of his way to make himself more physically grotesque than he naturally is. Trump would probably just look like any other old dude if he didn't seem perpetually hellbent on outdoing Lon Chaney.

Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Monday, 29 August 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link

...and happy to talk about Carly Fiorina's face, Marco Rubio's stature, etc. etc.

As the Old Testament (I think) said, those who doth disheth it out meet best be prepared to taketh it. Or something like that.

plenty offish (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 29 August 2016 16:07 (seven years ago) link

good morning!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 August 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link

Man, there are more Homer biblical misquotes for argumentation's sake than I remember:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PQVkq0HJGWI

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Monday, 29 August 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrCnlRRUAAE5MHi.jpg

mookieproof, Monday, 29 August 2016 16:55 (seven years ago) link

'this guy weiner is bad news and hillary should have had nothing to do with him (i know him very well btw)'

i can pee through time (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 29 August 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link

"Hillary Clinton was careless and negligent in allowing Weiner to have such close proximity to highly classified information"--strange choice of verb, "allowing."

This does answer something I was trying to figure out the other day, the 'ei'/'ie' name I'd been misspelling.

clemenza, Monday, 29 August 2016 17:04 (seven years ago) link

I hear some milk went bad in Hillary's fridge. How could she be so negligent? What kind of incompetent farmers are supplying less than satisfactory products to her? She's "OK" with this? What if she treats the country in the same way she treats grocery shopping and management of her perishables? How can we trust her?

Evan, Monday, 29 August 2016 17:09 (seven years ago) link

@mtaibbi Aug 27 Des Moines, IA
Trump donning the white ballcap look today. From a distance he looks like a gesticulating Pez dispenser.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 August 2016 17:09 (seven years ago) link

What proximity did Weiner have to Clinton's sensitive/secret information? I was under the impression that Abedin worked for her but Weiner didn't?

Don't boo, vote (DJP), Monday, 29 August 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link

does the fact that he sent dick pics to all of the highest Clinton Foundation donors answer your question?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 29 August 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

"sensitive" information

Evan, Monday, 29 August 2016 17:21 (seven years ago) link

WEiner had no proximity to anything, he and Abedin have apparently been split for months

akm, Monday, 29 August 2016 17:22 (seven years ago) link

the clinton foundation's secret fundraising weapon was AW's cock

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 29 August 2016 17:24 (seven years ago) link

"give us money or we'll keep sending you pictures of this thing"

Don't boo, vote (DJP), Monday, 29 August 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link

kind of disgusting to contemplate the photos they sent to the Benghazi consulate in response to their pleas for help

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 29 August 2016 17:29 (seven years ago) link

What proximity did Weiner have to Clinton's sensitive/secret information? I was under the impression that Abedin worked for her but Weiner didn't?

i think trump assumes that weiner is such an incredible lover that abedin couldn't help but blurt out highly classified information after he sexed her into unprofessionalism

i can pee through time (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 29 August 2016 17:31 (seven years ago) link

can you imagine what this man would do with Weiner penis photos?

https://si.wsj.net/public/resources/images/BN-KP457_1004ch_J_20151004102624.jpg

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 August 2016 17:31 (seven years ago) link

xp

at least we know it wasn't a stand down order

JoeStork, Monday, 29 August 2016 17:34 (seven years ago) link

he's got that Shkreli-esque evil elf look

flappy bird, Monday, 29 August 2016 17:34 (seven years ago) link

Trump essentially is the human equivalent of a dick pic.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 August 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link

A narcissistic and unconvincing expression of virility foisted upon people against their will, featuring a weird-looking mottled knob of flesh.

Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Monday, 29 August 2016 17:41 (seven years ago) link

Checks out.

Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Monday, 29 August 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link

was this just a dicks out for Harambe thing ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 29 August 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

Trump essentially is the human equivalent of a dickcolonoscopy pic.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, August 29, 2016 1:35 PM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Evan, Monday, 29 August 2016 17:45 (seven years ago) link

Checks out for Harambe?

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Monday, 29 August 2016 17:50 (seven years ago) link

kinda surprised he hasnt said some dumb shit about colin kaepernick yet

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Monday, 29 August 2016 17:51 (seven years ago) link

as Hil once voted to make flagburning illegal, let's ask her about Kaepernick

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 August 2016 17:55 (seven years ago) link

That sounded so fucking stupid that I actually had to look it up, since I remembered nothing about it, and of course while it was a dumb, pandering bill, it stated:

Amends the federal criminal code to revise provisions regarding desecration of the flag to prohibit: (1) destroying or damaging a U.S. flag with the primary purpose and intent to incite or produce imminent violence or a breach of the peace; or (2) stealing or knowingly converting the use of a U.S. flag either belonging to the United States or on lands reserved for the United States and intentionally destroying or damaging that flag.[3]

In other words, even if someone burned a flag and a fight broke out, unless a prosecutor could prove in federal court that it was done "with the primary purpose and intent to incite or produce imminent violence or a breach of the peace," nobody would ever have been prosecuted under this law.

Also, since it was simply introduced on the Senate floor and never made it any farther, Hillary didn't "vote on" anything, you tiresome bore.

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Monday, 29 August 2016 18:03 (seven years ago) link

guys remember when flag burning was a hot campaign issue

Οὖτις, Monday, 29 August 2016 18:05 (seven years ago) link

a more innocent time

Οὖτις, Monday, 29 August 2016 18:06 (seven years ago) link

one of Scalia's rare honorable majority opinions was in Texas v Johnson.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 August 2016 18:06 (seven years ago) link

I thoroughly expect Trump to eventually burn a flag onstage in a ham-handed attempt to Bialystock his way out of this whole 'running for president' quagmire he blundered into.

Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Monday, 29 August 2016 18:09 (seven years ago) link

That sounded so fucking stupid that I actually had to look it up,

and now you sound so fucking stupid.

(it's the symbolism that HRC was voting for -- the police-state, jingoistic symbolism)

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 August 2016 18:17 (seven years ago) link

http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/51/26/44/10840381/3/920x920.jpg

"Hey guys... hey guys. Hey! Hey guys, listen... so I'm running for Vice President"

Οὖτις, Monday, 29 August 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

pleats

map, Monday, 29 August 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

running for vp of pleats

map, Monday, 29 August 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

veats

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 August 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link

pence is such a joke, i had to like think for a few seconds to even remember what this boring asshole's name was

marcos, Monday, 29 August 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link

pence pleats in plea for veep seat

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 29 August 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link

(it's the symbolism that HRC was voting for -- the police-state, jingoistic symbolism)

as you ought to know, many times votes are taken on bills that will never be made law in order to create a record that can be cited during a future campaign against a legislator. Hillary is enough of a practical politician that she side-stepped that booby trap ("my opponent voted in favor of flag-burning!!!"). There is nothing honorable about that, but the whole issue was a shameless contrivance for cheap political advantage and should not be taken seriously as indicative of her beliefs.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 29 August 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link

must i look up the Dem senators who were not practical politicians, and hence voted against that crap?

you know ppl make the same argument about her Iraq war vote (hopeless people)

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 August 2016 18:37 (seven years ago) link

guys remember when flag burning was a hot campaign issue

― Οὖτις, Monday, August 29, 2016 2:05 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i am rewatching west wing at the moment and there is an entire episode about this (among many other things that seem vv naive now)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 29 August 2016 18:42 (seven years ago) link

Morbz is right that the flag-burning vote was totally stupid. Fairly irrelevant to bring it up now tho, since it had no impact on anything and is indicative of nothing beyond Hillary being an overly-cautious politician, something everyone is already aware of.

Οὖτις, Monday, 29 August 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

Dem senators who were not practical politicians, and hence voted against that crap?

I suspect the Dem politicians who voted against it were A) from relatively safe Dem states and B) were not preparing to run for president in 2008. Hence, they were being just as practical as Hillary was. There's nothing honorable in this, as I said; it is calculating. And presidential ambitions require different calculations than re-election to a senate seat from NY.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 29 August 2016 18:46 (seven years ago) link


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