why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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https://i.imgur.com/mGN7mJB.jpg

larry appleton, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 00:20 (seven years ago) link

it doesn't mind going balls-out offensive but they hold back on the profanity

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link

There are two harmful mythologies in that picture, and one of them is that studying calculus and English makes you a CEO

Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 31 August 2016 00:35 (seven years ago) link

I like imagining what would happen if this author ends up dating someone and she discovers this artwork on his computer.

larry appleton, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 00:41 (seven years ago) link

I admire and respect the work that Cats Protection do, but whenever they find a squished cat (or RTA as they always call it) they talk about the animal crossing over the rainbow bridge and post this terrible painting and I feel bad for cringing)

https://scontent.fman2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14212128_1256472507705605_8591494689809163209_n.jpg?oh=1c338db349ca8db5e8da5e8b2ecfdafc&oe=588644F0

Foster Twelvetrees (Ward Fowler), Saturday, 3 September 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link

why is the cat being chased by dog?

soref, Saturday, 3 September 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link

why must he feel like that

Neanderthal, Saturday, 3 September 2016 19:05 (seven years ago) link

kudos

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 3 September 2016 19:08 (seven years ago) link

I dare you to share a sandwich with me

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 12 September 2016 13:43 (seven years ago) link

I Fucking Love Music > I Love Music

http://i67.tinypic.com/xnrcx3.jpg

yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 03:28 (seven years ago) link

great, now i will never be able to unhear the sauces/sausage line

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 14:48 (seven years ago) link

Well, if it stops you listening to that fucking stupid song...

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Thursday, 15 September 2016 00:26 (seven years ago) link

Kool Aid doesn't kill people, Flavor Aid kills people:

Before the meeting, aides prepared a large metal tub with grape Flavor Aid, poisoned with Valium, chloral hydrate, cyanide,[137] and Phenergan.[138]

soref, Friday, 16 September 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link

a large metal tub sized pitcher of flavor aid

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 September 2016 02:38 (seven years ago) link

when flavor aid is outlawed, OH YEAH

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 16 September 2016 08:57 (seven years ago) link

God, can't believe that this one is still making the rounds

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14322400_938210916301667_6595766911640523140_n.jpg?oh=6de9c411e12666a9aa662e29798f3557&oe=58746782

how's life, Friday, 16 September 2016 11:50 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, there are so many regional variations too. Would make an interesting art piece, a catalogue of awful nostalgia.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Friday, 16 September 2016 11:53 (seven years ago) link

I recorded songs using cassette tapes, it led to voting in endless polls on ILM, so I guess I shouldn't repost this macro?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 16 September 2016 12:05 (seven years ago) link

I kind of want to make one that replaces 'turned out okay' with 'are crippled by depression and alcoholism'.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Friday, 16 September 2016 12:23 (seven years ago) link

do it

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 16 September 2016 12:24 (seven years ago) link

xxxxp

at least 5 people were shot to death at Jonestown, including congressman Leo Ryan, setting the stage for the final horror. and the camp had watch towers with armed guards, and they staged fake shootings of members trying to escape, using rubber bullets, to cow members into staying.

but yeah, kool aid. gah.

by the light of the burning Citroën, Friday, 16 September 2016 12:41 (seven years ago) link

Haha xp

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Friday, 16 September 2016 13:12 (seven years ago) link

wll played

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 16 September 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

bullshit, the world owes me college-ruled paper at the very least. and

Neanderthal, Sunday, 18 September 2016 13:11 (seven years ago) link

I wouldn't mind clean water and hopefully shelter

plums (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 18 September 2016 13:22 (seven years ago) link

I wouldn't mind clean water and hopefully shelter

But I'm an entitled type, one of those pesky millenials

plums (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 18 September 2016 13:23 (seven years ago) link

Huh how did that post half my message and the full one

plums (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 18 September 2016 13:24 (seven years ago) link

i thought maybe it was one of those communal poems, was about to add another line

Neanderthal, Sunday, 18 September 2016 13:26 (seven years ago) link

I can keep going if you like

plums (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 18 September 2016 13:30 (seven years ago) link

I wouldn't mind clean water and hopefully shelter
But I'm an entitled type, one of those pesky millenials
Huh how did that post half my message and the full one
i thought maybe it was one of those communal poems, was about to add another line
I can keep going if you like
I do the police in a different voice

Frederik B, Sunday, 18 September 2016 13:44 (seven years ago) link

lol

Neanderthal, Sunday, 18 September 2016 13:50 (seven years ago) link

Looool kudos

plums (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 18 September 2016 14:04 (seven years ago) link

'The world owes you nothing' 'we're going to limit the magazines of semi-automatic rifles' 'fuck you totalitarians!'. The idea of rights implies entitlements.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Sunday, 18 September 2016 16:09 (seven years ago) link

ughhhhhhhhhh

horseshoe, Monday, 19 September 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link

#10 is fantastic

cookware regression (Dinsdale), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 08:01 (seven years ago) link

great list

assawoman bay (harbl), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 11:07 (seven years ago) link

I sort of knew this chatter went on but wow.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 13:18 (seven years ago) link

These memes probably don't bear much analysis but I still find myself sad or horrified how popular that "fuck everybody unless you can prove them worthy" sentiment is

you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 16:32 (seven years ago) link

Phucky O'Quote?

how's life, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link

hmm what should i call this meme station

oh yes, i'll go with phuckyoquote, can't believe it's not taken

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 16:46 (seven years ago) link

Phucky O'Quote?

Great-grandson of an Irish slave.

cookware regression (Dinsdale), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 16:48 (seven years ago) link

lol

how's life, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 16:50 (seven years ago) link


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