I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE BOTTOM IS • US presidential elections part VIII

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Probably a mistake to use that fact as the cornerstone of his campaign but I've always admired the moxie.

Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 September 2016 14:42 (seven years ago) link

xp lol u know i had to look that up right

marcos, Friday, 2 September 2016 14:47 (seven years ago) link

HE LIKES 'EM FOXY 'CAUSE HE GOTS MOXIE - Tilden in '76

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 2 September 2016 15:10 (seven years ago) link

samuel j tilDONG amirite

some people call me Maurice Chevalier (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 2 September 2016 15:34 (seven years ago) link

Kurt Eichenwald (Contributing editor, Vanity Fair; senior writer, Newsweek) on Twitter: "Trump's dad died of a form of alzheimer's that hits after 65. Trump is 70. And he and Mexico prez have different accounts of their meeting."

― frogbs, Friday, September 2, 2016 9:31 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

man c'mon fuck this

goole, Friday, 2 September 2016 15:41 (seven years ago) link

you looked up webmd, trump is a lair, can i work at vanity fair now

goole, Friday, 2 September 2016 15:42 (seven years ago) link

lmao sp

goole, Friday, 2 September 2016 15:42 (seven years ago) link

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-trump-staff-idUSKCN1181CV?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=Social

Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has run an unusually cheap campaign in part by not paying at least 10 top staffers, consultants and advisers, some of whom are no longer with the campaign, according to a review of federal campaign finance filings.

Those who have so far not been paid, the filings show, include recently departed campaign manager Paul Manafort, California state director Tim Clark, communications director Michael Caputo and a pair of senior aides who left the campaign in June to immediately go to work for a Trump Super PAC.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 September 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link

that is crazy

a (waterface), Friday, 2 September 2016 16:00 (seven years ago) link

even for trump!

a (waterface), Friday, 2 September 2016 16:00 (seven years ago) link

classic

Οὖτις, Friday, 2 September 2016 16:00 (seven years ago) link

man c'mon fuck this

this kind of 'whispering campaign' bullshit has been going on in presidential elections since forever and the republicans have been doing similar stuff against Hillary this year. but, yeah, fuck that crap.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 2 September 2016 16:02 (seven years ago) link

yeah I don't agree that he's suffering from dementia but I want to point out that people are saying it. important people who know things, it's surprising what they say.

frogbs, Friday, 2 September 2016 16:04 (seven years ago) link

I enjoy Sean ONeal's political writing inserted in his Newswire bits:

http://www.avclub.com/article/naked-donald-trump-statue-now-available-your-perso-242045

Powerful art is born from political strife, from the Troubles-inspired murals that dot Northern Ireland to the Pablo Picasso’s Guernica. And in keeping with the discourse of our times, the most provocative artwork to be created yet from this tumultuous election season has been a giant statue of Donald Trump with a tiny dick. Titled “The Emperor Has No Balls” the foam monstrosity popped up in five cities over the summer, where it sparked the kind of dialogue about Trump’s penis normally reserved for the national debate stage. Now this masterpiece for the Age of No Subtext can be yours, to be added to your collection of shit-smeared Jesus paintings and the like.

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Friday, 2 September 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link

The Seattle one isn't confiscated or destroyed, it was adopted by a junk/vintage store in my neighborhood. It's still hanging out in there.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 2 September 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

The Alzheimer's thing should have begun and ended with the guy who was going after the Dr. Bornstein letter, and using the Alzheimer's example strictly to point out the silliness of the rumor-mongering around Clinton's health. "You see how easy it is?" I'm sure a lot of people deploying it elsewhere intend for it to do the same work, but cut out of context it just becomes the kind of smear it's trying to shine a light on.

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Friday, 2 September 2016 16:17 (seven years ago) link

lolllllll indeed. Trump Persons are tough cookies it seems.

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Friday, 2 September 2016 16:35 (seven years ago) link

That reminds me of the extremely short-lived job I had at an extremely crooked-seeming place, where I was never paid for the time I did work and where the director wanted me to sign a similar contract with the pretty much explicit threat of legal action in the case where I disparaged said incompetent director or shady-ass workplace (whoops!). Speaking to former employees and volunteers after the fact shed light on her very justified fear that people were likely to talk trash.

Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 September 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

ughh i hate the internet sometimes, an examination of that shitty, hilarious and prob illegal NDA is very much welcome but circling things and writing "BROAD AF" in a series of tweets is dumb

marcos, Friday, 2 September 2016 16:40 (seven years ago) link

"UM ILLEGAL" do we really have to talk like we are 12

marcos, Friday, 2 September 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link

Hahaaaaa, a page from the Dave Sim playbook.

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Friday, 2 September 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link

this shit really does infuriate me, Trump and his supporters are constantly complaining that America has gone soft, that nobody can handle criticism anymore, that "safe spaces" are nothing but a punchline and an indictment of how far liberal America has gotten. and yet they're the biggest babies about ever being criticized for anything.

frogbs, Friday, 2 September 2016 16:42 (seven years ago) link

Oh I dunno, I think the MSpaint annotations treat the idiocy with the disdain it deserves.

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Friday, 2 September 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link

Perez Hilton but for contract law

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 2 September 2016 16:45 (seven years ago) link

There's a middle ground, which is the whole "mark it up with proper red ink" but for that I think you want someone who is actually a law professor.

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Friday, 2 September 2016 16:47 (seven years ago) link

People online don't have printers

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 2 September 2016 16:48 (seven years ago) link

this shit really does infuriate me, Trump and his supporters are constantly complaining that America has gone soft, that nobody can handle criticism anymore, that "safe spaces" are nothing but a punchline and an indictment of how far liberal America has gotten. and yet they're the biggest babies about ever being criticized for anything.

― frogbs, Friday, September 2, 2016 11:42 AM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No one cries harder than the bully.

Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 September 2016 16:48 (seven years ago) link

particularly liked "Trump is fine with his volunteers disparaging Mike Pence btw. He's not a 'Trump Person.'"

mookieproof, Friday, 2 September 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link

lolol Donald Trump volunteers are signing a lifelong contract never to criticize him

Straying into L. Ron Hubbard territory now.

Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Friday, 2 September 2016 17:41 (seven years ago) link

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/03/business/presidential-debate-moderators-lester-holt-chris-wallace.html

Lester Holt, Martha Raddatz, Anderson Cooper and Chris Wallace have been selected to moderate this year’s presidential debates, the Commission on Presidential Debates announced on Friday.

Mr. Holt, the anchor of the “NBC Nightly News,” will moderate the first debate on Sept. 26; Ms. Raddatz of ABC and Mr. Cooper of CNN will moderate the town hall debate on Oct. 9; and Mr. Wallace of Fox News will handle the final debate on Oct. 19.

All are first-time presidential debate moderators.

Additionally, the CBS News correspondent Elaine Quijano will moderate the vice-presidential debate on Oct. 4.

marcos, Friday, 2 September 2016 17:43 (seven years ago) link

record number of vowels in a VP debate moderator's name, iirc

some people call me Maurice Chevalier (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 2 September 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

Straying into L. Ron Hubbard territory now.

― Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Friday, September 2, 2016 5:41 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Im imagining trumps people getting some sea org contracts and doing a universal replace in word from sea org to trump

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 2 September 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link

This is getting ridiculous. He really is THAT predictable:

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-revised-immigration-speech-over-a-tweet

According to a report from the Wall Street Journal, when Trump saw Peña Nieto's tweet, his first thought was of retaliation.

“I have to add back the line that Mexico will pay,” Trump reportedly told the people who were with him when he saw the tweet, arguing that he could not let it go unanswered.

Later that night, in a speech applauded by white nationalists and anti-immigrant groups, he suggested that Peña Nieto would have a change of heart. "They don’t know it yet," he said, "but they’re going to pay for the wall.”

“I had no choice," Trump told the Journal in an interview on Thursday regarding the revision, but said that he liked Peña Nieto "very much."

Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 September 2016 18:05 (seven years ago) link

The NDA is so so stupid. The trump campaign already has a non-existent ground game and now they're scaring away potential volunteers with threats of legal action.

Can you imagine Trump suing people who volunteered for his goddamn campaign?

I know hoes that know Ali Farka Toure (voodoo chili), Friday, 2 September 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link

Yes. Yes, I can imagine that very much.

Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 September 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link

"My volunteers were very bad to me. Just awful. Sad!"

Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 September 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link

I can also imagine that, which is sad.

Very sad.

I know hoes that know Ali Farka Toure (voodoo chili), Friday, 2 September 2016 18:19 (seven years ago) link

His 'concession' speech is going to be nothing but a blamefest towards all of the pathetic losers who unreasoningly helped him along the way and who probably could've secured the presidency for him if he ever listened to anyone but who really were just awful to him and pulled a total choke job. You're all fired!

Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 September 2016 18:31 (seven years ago) link

is that kind of contract even enforceable for volunteers? i thought there had to be "consideration", i.e. the person signing it has to receive money or something.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 2 September 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

I cannot only imagine it, I can also imagine someone creating a squad of volunteers designed to attempt to attract Trump persons' legal attention and action.

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Friday, 2 September 2016 18:58 (seven years ago) link

Enh, thats a dumb graphic, but the headline is overreacting. It's about as dumb as attempting to tar her to her Democratic-voting constituents with the current sitting and campaigning Democratic choices.

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Friday, 2 September 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

so the email shit is about to start up again, awesome

frogbs, Friday, 2 September 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

Gaby Giffords shooting at the very least makes it in poor taste imo

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 2 September 2016 19:42 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrX1GneWcAA6Kzj.jpg:large

Οὖτις, Friday, 2 September 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link

I read parts of the FBI 302 - basically confirmed my suspicion that nobody in the state department told her anything about email protocol

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 2 September 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link

she's going to be a one term president with no accomplishments except maybe a couple of supreme court nominations. sad!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 2 September 2016 20:02 (seven years ago) link


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