New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

This seems to be deliberate - Verge had the story too. Seems to be embargoed briefings timed for during keynote for first time xp

After flipping my shit after first hearing it I'm finally coming around to the no headphone jack thing. only thing that is weird to me is 'earbuds' will now just look like you're wearing ear plugs and you'll have to use both hands and stick your fingers deep into your ear to take them off. seems nasty lol. also not putting them in the box with the phone is such a ballsy risk to take on top of what's already a kinda crazy idea

They've deleted the tweets; it was a fuckup

they can sell apple watch to all those people who couldn't get their hands on that bluetooth pokemon band

I think I may not pre-order and sit on the decision a bit. Not loving this concept.

no noticeable effect in either direction on the stock price, fwiw, probably bc not many surprises.

could give 1x shit about headphone jack

could give 1x shit about water resistance

lol

hermes models

some trying to make the watch happen, apple

p much no interest in the apple watch

apple watch so bad

been wondering if a hardened ceramic phone would happen eventually, maybe next year?

does this guy have an accent

that thing about here's how to make your nature hike more fidgety and anxiety-riddled was so offputting

swimmable now though, so triathletes will want it

as if triathletes weren't already the worst xunts going

waiting for the nikelab apple watch collabos

argh this thing is so creepy hal about running

could never get with the apple watch cos it sticks out so far.

apple watch is dumb and awful

ya it seems bad

idk nothing apple builds makes me feel disgust or enthusiasm anymore

everything seems fine, if you want that kind of product, the apple one's fine

this video seems pretty

ok maybe the weird off-center charging things where they show the pencil sticking out of the end of an ipad or that dumb mouse with the charging port in the middle of the bottom. those are ridiculous

what is the bluetooth solution for avoiding weirdo interaction thru visible earphone cables

one apple thing i've never cared for is the ipad -- but i totally don't get tablets at all

been wondering if a hardened ceramic phone would happen eventually, maybe next year?

― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 18:47 Bookmark

if u mean in general then oneplus did one last year

yeah, noticed that after I posted. guess my friend has one, I bet it's... fine

We've had three different iPads in my house and I pretty much never use them. There is virtually no task that doesn't make more sense to do either on my phone or on my laptop.

spotify is best on an ipad imo

We occasionally have K do "educational apps" on the iPad but I fucking hate them and feel like they actually make her lazier.

Shit this camera on the plus looks magic. Sorry headphones rip

was kind of expecting a lytro-style refocus thing but maybe that's patent encumbered

we used to have a photographer at work and he would constantly say how photographers will just use smartphones to shoot, because lens, app capabilities, and price make more sense

it does look pretty

xp

iPhone plus camera looks sick as fuck. So don't want a big phone but damn.

but if this thing doesn't have headphone jack...ugh...i can't even go for the blackphone 2 because it's sslow now compared to these new phones

i can get used to lightning

Adapter in the box

"free"

COURAGE

lol

COURAGE FOR APPLE IPHONE

http://i.imgur.com/7luW1R0.jpg

courage to lock yr expensive headphones to the apple devices

Is it going to be possible to make an adapter device that splits to lightning and analog audio?

wow this entire thing leaked entirely i guess?

gonna think of it as a condom for my headphones or car stuff

I think the product apple makes best are these presentation videos, so slick

Oh fuck no, fuck these airpods.

One thing wires do is keep you from losing your shit. Hope replacement EarHolePods are cheap.