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rip apple

marcos, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link

My current hypothesis is that the phone hardware including EarPods is all a profitable R&D operation for chip design for the next platform. Every new thing they do involves new modules on the A-series or a new standalone chip in a new and more miniature and power-efficient package. Apple will make some people mad with the no headphone jack but they'll make another few tens of billions of dollars when the chip work all pays off.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

lol at 5 hrs

iPad is perfect for annotating PDFs which is my profession atm

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

so IDGI, are they only going to update the iPhone mini every other year?

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link

Sounds like a good bet.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:06 (seven years ago) link

all you do is annotate pdfs? are you a contract analyst or something?

im a paralegal all I do is make pdfs.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:07 (seven years ago) link

I'm on the fence personally. I can totally imagine though that in the next few years plenty of people, especially younger folks, will be fine with abandoning the analog jack, so I'm not exactly gonna call RIP Apple on this one. And I doubt it hurts them that much if they don't sell a ton of Airpods.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:10 (seven years ago) link

Also as much as I hate the Apple watch I feel like tons of runner assholes are gonna want one.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:11 (seven years ago) link

I'm totally down with the 7+. apple is not going anywhere, don't really care they got rid of the headphone jack glad they are including a free dongle tho.

Spottie, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:15 (seven years ago) link

wow only "Up to 1 hour longer battery life than iPhone 6s Plus" for the 7+ that's hella weak

Spottie, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link

Batteries are fundamentally hard and the gains in battery life at any given size are gonna be mostly about squeezing more power efficiency out of the cores.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:21 (seven years ago) link

right right, still weak tho

Spottie, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link

the worst thing about the iphone is the airpods' 5 hour battery life

imagine having to use them on a plane. you have to account for actually getting to the airport and waiting to get on the plane, etc, that will probably leave you with 50% battery left. i don't think many people will jump on a plane with freshly charged batteries or new ones

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:32 (seven years ago) link

well you don't have to use airpods at all. You still have the alternative of (1) some beats bullshit, lol, (2) lightning earpods (3) the dongle (annoying but it's free), or (4) presumably regular old Bluetooth headphones. So no one is going to buy the airpods but it's not so bad for the phone.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:34 (seven years ago) link

i say rip apple in jest, they arent going anywhere, headphone jack thing blows though

marcos, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

but anyway this company is annoying imo

marcos, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:36 (seven years ago) link

still better than alternatives i admit

marcos, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:36 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Ji1hcp7.jpg

, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:37 (seven years ago) link

haha otm

Spottie, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:40 (seven years ago) link

kind of OTM but i also think he may be serious

, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:44 (seven years ago) link

wireless earbuds are a prestige thing. if you don't believe that, look at the price?

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:45 (seven years ago) link

I actually really want a ceramic watch but lololol £1300. Still this is the edition now, so they've scrapped that £20k gold one?

stet, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:51 (seven years ago) link

Is there a popular model of wireless earbuds that don't have some kind of headband/connector? Design just seems idiotic.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:53 (seven years ago) link

So is the wireless audio BT or something else?

schwantz, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link

gold iwatch discontinued btw, wonder how many they sold in the end. under a 1000 my guess.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:02 (seven years ago) link

So I get the Nike Plus watch, but what's the deal with the Air Mez?

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link

DADJOEKZ

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link

well you don't have to use airpods at all. You still have the alternative of (1) some beats bullshit, lol, (2) lightning earpods (3) the dongle (annoying but it's free), or (4) presumably regular old Bluetooth headphones. So no one is going to buy the airpods but it's not so bad for the phone.

― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, September 7, 2016 12:34 PM (thirty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

right, which is why i said it's the worse thing. the other things are not so bad. i'll be using the dongle

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link

I'm not going to spend that much on headphones, but it's worth saying that plenty of people do. There are Beats buds around that price.

Alba, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:14 (seven years ago) link

def not spending that much on earbuds ever, especially ones that could be lost/fall out so easily.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:17 (seven years ago) link

earpods can only sound so good. there's no way to jonny ive the laws of physics.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link

what is the bluetooth solution for avoiding weirdo interaction thru visible earphone cables

― r|t|c, Wednesday, September 7, 2016 1:04 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hi as someone who has been using Bluetooth to stream music to my hearing aids for several years, there are many times I've just taken them out and put in regular headphones solely for this reason

laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link

also will that lightning adapter work w/ my damn headphone remote buttons (volume up/volume down/play-pause) bcz it BETTER, that's all I can say!!!!

laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:19 (seven years ago) link

big xp and no one cares but I annotate a lot of PDFs because I'm a prof and a journal editor and so I get sent a lot of PDFs that need my comments. and I don't like reading PDFs on a landscape screen at a desk, and don't like annotating with a keyboard

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link

in ~2 years time i will get remote earbuds but they will be the kind with a wire between the two buds

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link

stevie d https://twitter.com/ejacqui/status/773614622058291201

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link

ok good, I honestly don't really mind it, I'll just keep it plugged onto my headphones honestly

laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

xp to Euler get a Surface Book my man

laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

I didn't really care about many of these things but if they're going to affect Stevie's quality of life I am angry

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

RIP my custom earbuds - http://acscustom.com/uk/product-category/in-ear-monitors/

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:31 (seven years ago) link

do the price drops on the other phones usually happen the day of the pre-order?

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:31 (seven years ago) link

Oh yeah I guess if you use Square, it will be way more awkward with the dongle...

schwantz, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:41 (seven years ago) link

On the plus side, I just installed the 10.12 GM and recovered about 100GB of hard drive space. Still a little freaked by that.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 21:30 (seven years ago) link

they're selling the 3.5mm adapter for $9

, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 21:40 (seven years ago) link

the airpods also seem stupid because they're not isolating

, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 21:40 (seven years ago) link

the adapter comes free with the phone

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 21:51 (seven years ago) link

That wasn't the creepy 'delete all your files and move them to iCloud' thing was it, ET?

stet, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 21:59 (seven years ago) link

Nope. Not going near that (although I quite happily use iCloud for other things)

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 22:03 (seven years ago) link

do you get any kind of earphone in the box now when you buy the phone?

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 22:11 (seven years ago) link

yeh the lightning ones and an adapter

Spottie, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 22:13 (seven years ago) link


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