I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE BOTTOM IS • US presidential elections part VIII

Putin's the best, obvi, only Democrats think he's a marauding dictatorial imperialist

the dick nixon twitter is only funny in small doses in particular cases. when he's talking about sports and shit: who cares? I don't actually think dick nixon would be saying those things.

am I wrong in thinking that Morbz posts these not because he thinks they're funny but because he thinks they're accurate...?

they're just so banal. they're not funny and they aren't interesting. it's like every morbz post except he didn't even bother to write it himself.

they certainly aren't as funny as actual dick nixon quotes

someone showed me one of the hillary 'spasm' videos today and it was clearly her doing a faux-surprised/overwhelmed joke bc all the reporters to her right started talking to her at once u have to be pretty dumb, socially inept, or really really want to believe to watch it and think it's a medical issue. the journalists are even laughing!

Well, yeah

Rudy Giuliani is such a repugnant pos. He was just on MSN talk about this stupid nonsense

oi vey https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/774023424498892800

Wikileaks is a Putin asset at this point right

Hilbots seem to think so

#earpiecegate

state.goy

assange strikes me as the kind of guy who w/o his particular skill set would just be a serial arsonist.

so why do I give a fuck about an email from 2009 about an ear piece?

state.goy

lol didn't even read mordy's post

there are plenty of reasons someone would have a fucking earpiece give me a break

no doubt this will turn into "huma runs the country" which I dunno, who cares, fine with me, she seems smart and I think she's pretty

with first husband anthony weiner probably sexting state secrets to some ISIS mata hari i think trump is our only hope of making america great again

Hey guys remember when some dumb ppl thought Dubya was wired for the debates

assange strikes me as the kind of guy who w/o his particular skill set would just be a serial arsonist rapist.

― nomar, Thursday, September 8, 2016 7:00 PM (forty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fixed.

O wait...

Bill Clinton is the only rapist you guys haven't tried yet, huh

Oh, they tried.

Hey guys remember when some dumb ppl thought Dubya was wired for the debates

― Οὖτις, Thursday, September 8, 2016 8:50 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if three people were talking to him simultaneously, then it might make sense

to the victors goes the spoils

"you guys"

STATE.GOY

Lol, Trump is claiming he did an interview with Larry King on RT only because King tricked him into it.

With the Putin stuff, Trump&co are just trying to signal that they like pure strength in service of national greatness. It is primarily presented as a cudgel with which to beat up on apologizer-in-chief Obama.

Trump jr and Trump and Pence and Steve King are coming out and saying exactly this: look, what we mean is that Putin kicks ass at pursuing his nation's interests (whatever those may be). Unfortunately we just keep electing pussies. Let's stop electing pussies who don't aggressively pursue the national interest above all else.

Hence, what we need is a pseudo-Putin of our own. Someone who won't be an apologizing, equivocating, nuanced pussy. Someone who'll kill 'em all and let god sort them out later. Someone who will unapologetically kick the ass of our nation's enemies, and make the rubble bounce. Guy named Trump seems to fit the bill.

People objecting "hey Putin is a fucking villain" are, to an extent, missing the point. Trump supporters want a fucking villain who is acting on their behalf.

I think that the "dot goy" thing was, like major major major's promotion, the act of a sarcastic computer (as in, it was an odd scanning error).

that email has to be fake right

Oh look, Reason Magazine decided to post a funny election vid involving Star Trek. This obviously won't miss the point of ST at all:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgRlzFIgm1E

x-post: No the email seems true. Clinton was going to the UN that day in 2009, where earpieces are useful to hear the translators. Of course, wikileaks, being a conspiracy organization run by an egomaniac rapist, left out that part.

apparently that senescent crook Charlie Rangel has no idea what Pooty is

Mingling outside the Capitol on a broiling day, the Senate Democratic leader, Harry Reid, and Representative Charles B. Rangel of New York, two of the longest-serving and bluntest-speaking members of Congress, found themselves uncharacteristically at a loss for words.

“If Rangel or Reid had said that, 15 years ago or five years ago, we would be through,” Mr. Reid said of Mr. Trump’s Putin praise. “Can you imagine somebody running for president who has acknowledged publicly that he likes Putin better than Obama? How about that one?”

Mr. Rangel interjected: “A communist leader that’s a potential enemy!”

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/09/us/politics/hillary-clinton-donald-trump-putin.html

weren't you calling Putin a communist on some other thread

Putin is communist like Rangel is a senescent crook, Shakey.

the scales have lifted

he was a KGB officer in the '70s and '80s, dipshit. I'm sure Pooty has only ever "believed" in whatever kept his gangsterish pockets full, but he's had to be flexible as empires crumbled and rose.

(while Rangel used assorted lucre to build his island vacation home)

always with the namecalling

did you really think I was unfamiliar with their respective bios wtf

I'm sure Morbius has only ever "believed" in whatever reflected worst on Clinton at the moment, but he's had to be flexible as her various opponents crumbled and rose

why were you giving me shit about saying Putin *had been* a communist, then? are you mindmelding with batshit Mordy? xp

Wait, what the fuck? Trump is claiming Larry King )?) tricked him into appearing on Russian state TV last night? What the hell is going on with this election?

@DougHenwood
Hillary doing a national security event today with former Bush homeland security chief Michael Chertoff

Worse than that I hear that she's actually married to the guy that had the job before BUSH

this guy?

https://twitter.com/billmon1/status/774274505162227716

Billmon
@billmon1
Free Thinking in a Dirty Glass

ITT an adult human being repeatedly calls the leader of Russia "Pooty," then insults everyone else for whatever.