My most successful tweet so far is currently at three rts and 22 <3s
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Friday, 23 September 2016 03:45 (seven years ago) link
u have to enjoy yelling into the void is how i break it down
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 September 2016 03:59 (seven years ago) link
i've been tweeting for a few years and have only hit 22 <3s a few times, you are truly a precocious talent man alive
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Friday, 23 September 2016 10:38 (seven years ago) link
ugh. gl figuring out how to wield twitter like a hedge trimmer or whatever
― r|t|c, Friday, 23 September 2016 11:35 (seven years ago) link
CNBC @CNBC 8m8 minutes agoBREAKING: Twitter moving closer to sale, suitors said to include Salesforce and Google; no sale is imminent -sources http://cnb.cx/2cWsoB5
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 September 2016 13:11 (seven years ago) link
ok worst thing I have found so far is prolific arguers who write a new response every 30s, is there a way to only get tweets and not replies in your feed?
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Friday, 23 September 2016 14:00 (seven years ago) link
lmao google will fuck it up so bad
― goole, Friday, 23 September 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link
morbidly curious to see it
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link
lol but what does salesforce want w twitter
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:13 (seven years ago) link
Benioff probs just wants to run it as a hobby
― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:15 (seven years ago) link
can't wait for twitter hangouts
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:15 (seven years ago) link
i've been tweeting cryptic nonsense and bad jokes since 2008 and i have a whole 116 followers for my troubles. probably a couple dozen of them are bots
― ciderpress, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link
― lag∞n, Thursday, September 22, 2016 11:59 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
otm
ive also only made like 600 tweets in 8 years maybe if i tweeted 10x as much i'd have 10x as many followers regardless of the content?
― ciderpress, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:32 (seven years ago) link
I block all bots and bot-like humans that follow me, gotta keep tidy
― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:33 (seven years ago) link
i only block promoted tweets i dont like
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:36 (seven years ago) link
i block the source of every promoted tweet i see in a quest to see more and more obscure ads as time goes on
― ciderpress, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link
lmao
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link
bots don't usually follow you for more than a day
― flopson, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:40 (seven years ago) link
ya same w followback mongers
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link
― ciderpress, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:38 (four minutes ago) Permalink
i got one from some random law firm yesterday, felt like a new level.
― savvinesslessness (map), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:44 (seven years ago) link
that was me
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Friday, 23 September 2016 16:46 (seven years ago) link
the most obscure one i've gotten so far was from this ladder and scaffolding company with <50 tweets/followers https://twitter.com/BadgerLadder
― ciderpress, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:47 (seven years ago) link
someone tweeted one that was just a picture of a guy with his truck like it wasnt even an add lol
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:49 (seven years ago) link
― ciderpress, Friday, September 23, 2016 12:38 PM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
im gonna start doing this thx
― flopson, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link
i have never blocked anyone, feel weirdly proud of that, even tho rly nobody interacts with me
― goole, Friday, 23 September 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link
ciderpress what's ur @
its @mtlnx
― ciderpress, Friday, 23 September 2016 17:23 (seven years ago) link
I just followed you
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Friday, 23 September 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link
Ah, ok. Was wondering who that was.
― pplains, Saturday, 24 September 2016 00:55 (seven years ago) link
Feel like there's a critical moment of Twitter success where you turn off email notifications because they become too overwhelming. I have not reached that point and probably will not ever
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 24 September 2016 01:01 (seven years ago) link
i was touched by the fact that nicholson baker follows back.
― Wozniak on Kimye's Baby (jaymc), Saturday, 24 September 2016 02:48 (seven years ago) link
Wall Street Journal @WSJWalt Disney has emerged as another potential bidder for Twitter http://on.wsj.com/2dnlrHf
lol wut
― lag∞n, Monday, 26 September 2016 23:45 (seven years ago) link
they shd srsly just sell to facebook doesnt facebook want them prob the only company that wldnt fuck it up
― lag∞n, Monday, 26 September 2016 23:46 (seven years ago) link
hope when disney buys twitter that the espn web design guys get their hands on the desktop version
― Clay, Monday, 26 September 2016 23:52 (seven years ago) link
plz stop trolling me thank u
― lag∞n, Monday, 26 September 2016 23:56 (seven years ago) link
back.
― Wozniak on Kimye's Baby (jaymc), Friday, September 23, 2016 10:48 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ha me too
― marcos, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 00:06 (seven years ago) link
lol it cut off but that was in response to Nicholson baker following back
If Google buys Twitter, there’s a perfect spot for it in YouTube
five years later, facebook will fuck the goog and then we'll all be part of the same adopted family
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link
lol pundit synergy dreams
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:29 (seven years ago) link
my only synergy dream is still for Disney to buy Nintendo
― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:45 (seven years ago) link
was really hoping to see an offer from BloopBlorp
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:46 (seven years ago) link
31 followers, damn this is uphill
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link
one problem I may face is being too concentrated in one or two subspheres of twitter, think I need to broaden out a little
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 19:55 (seven years ago) link
tbh I have more followers and I am sure 90% of them are straight garbage, really need to delete all these ones that are pretty much bots
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 19:56 (seven years ago) link
180 followers btw
137 for me but it's people in my field and definitely some bots. using it for work and during conferences (there are like who sub-conferences happening on twitter whenever i go to a conference) makes it easier to get followers
― marcos, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:02 (seven years ago) link
oh lol apparently my cousin's kid's twitter name is @mylastname_mh
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link
only content is two retweets and one is about loving thick girls
― lag∞n, Monday, September 26, 2016 7:46 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yea. also too sometimes i debate whether to post something to twitter or to facebook and i cant decide, it would be nice to just have them integrated in some kind of way idk
― marcos, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:04 (seven years ago) link