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the most obscure one i've gotten so far was from this ladder and scaffolding company with <50 tweets/followers https://twitter.com/BadgerLadder

ciderpress, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:47 (seven years ago) link

someone tweeted one that was just a picture of a guy with his truck like it wasnt even an add lol

lag∞n, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:49 (seven years ago) link

i block the source of every promoted tweet i see in a quest to see more and more obscure ads as time goes on

― ciderpress, Friday, September 23, 2016 12:38 PM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

im gonna start doing this thx

flopson, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link

i have never blocked anyone, feel weirdly proud of that, even tho rly nobody interacts with me

goole, Friday, 23 September 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link

ciderpress what's ur @

goole, Friday, 23 September 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link

its @mtlnx

ciderpress, Friday, 23 September 2016 17:23 (seven years ago) link

I just followed you

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Friday, 23 September 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link

Ah, ok. Was wondering who that was.

pplains, Saturday, 24 September 2016 00:55 (seven years ago) link

Feel like there's a critical moment of Twitter success where you turn off email notifications because they become too overwhelming. I have not reached that point and probably will not ever

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 24 September 2016 01:01 (seven years ago) link

i was touched by the fact that nicholson baker follows back.

Wozniak on Kimye's Baby (jaymc), Saturday, 24 September 2016 02:48 (seven years ago) link

Wall Street Journal @WSJ
Walt Disney has emerged as another potential bidder for Twitter http://on.wsj.com/2dnlrHf

lol wut

lag∞n, Monday, 26 September 2016 23:45 (seven years ago) link

they shd srsly just sell to facebook doesnt facebook want them prob the only company that wldnt fuck it up

lag∞n, Monday, 26 September 2016 23:46 (seven years ago) link

hope when disney buys twitter that the espn web design guys get their hands on the desktop version

Clay, Monday, 26 September 2016 23:52 (seven years ago) link

plz stop trolling me thank u

lag∞n, Monday, 26 September 2016 23:56 (seven years ago) link

back.

― Wozniak on Kimye's Baby (jaymc), Friday, September 23, 2016 10:48 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha me too

marcos, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 00:06 (seven years ago) link

lol it cut off but that was in response to Nicholson baker following back

marcos, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 00:06 (seven years ago) link

If Google buys Twitter, there’s a perfect spot for it in YouTube

five years later, facebook will fuck the goog and then we'll all be part of the same adopted family

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link

lol pundit synergy dreams

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:29 (seven years ago) link

my only synergy dream is still for Disney to buy Nintendo

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:45 (seven years ago) link

was really hoping to see an offer from BloopBlorp

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 15:46 (seven years ago) link

31 followers, damn this is uphill

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link

one problem I may face is being too concentrated in one or two subspheres of twitter, think I need to broaden out a little

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 19:55 (seven years ago) link

tbh I have more followers and I am sure 90% of them are straight garbage, really need to delete all these ones that are pretty much bots

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 19:56 (seven years ago) link

180 followers btw

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 19:56 (seven years ago) link

137 for me but it's people in my field and definitely some bots. using it for work and during conferences (there are like who sub-conferences happening on twitter whenever i go to a conference) makes it easier to get followers

marcos, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:02 (seven years ago) link

oh lol apparently my cousin's kid's twitter name is
@mylastname_mh

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link

only content is two retweets and one is about loving thick girls

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link

they shd srsly just sell to facebook doesnt facebook want them prob the only company that wldnt fuck it up

― lag∞n, Monday, September 26, 2016 7:46 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yea. also too sometimes i debate whether to post something to twitter or to facebook and i cant decide, it would be nice to just have them integrated in some kind of way idk

marcos, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:04 (seven years ago) link

oh shit some girl I almost went on a date w/from tinder follows me on twitter wtf

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:04 (seven years ago) link

I really need to look through these lists more often, guys

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:04 (seven years ago) link

if google really buys it I'm jumping the fuck out

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link

yeah me too

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link

just unfollowed all the CHAPOTRAPHOUSE dudes. I figure their funny non-podcast promotional tweets will still get retweeted into my feed

flopson, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:17 (seven years ago) link

if google really buys it I'm jumping the fuck out

― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, September 27, 2016 4:08 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah me too

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, September 27, 2016 4:08 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why?

flopson, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link

because Google can eat a dick and I don't use their shitty services...? That goes for Facebook too.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link

it might be a harbinger of it turning into complete shit but tbh the end-times days of services are usually really entertaining

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link

because Google can eat a dick and I don't use their shitty services...? That goes for Facebook too.

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, September 27, 2016 4:22 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol ok tuff guy

flopson, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link

google and facebook have some pretty good things imo

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:25 (seven years ago) link

mainly because google is terrible about privacy and anonymity

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link

I have no need for either

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

Facebook sucks. google seems unavoidable to me but i guess if you were keen on it you could find ways to get around using any of its features. how do you, like, look up directions, shakey?

flopson, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:46 (seven years ago) link

tomtom

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link

apple maps is p good now too

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:53 (seven years ago) link

Google is already indexing all your tweets and they're available in search so

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:53 (seven years ago) link

yeah but Google links your accounts on various platforms

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

there are a ton of different map/search engines/whatever. acting like Google is the only one is sad.

I'm not interested in having all of my various doings linked to a single Google account, I will never do it.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link

Yeah I use Google search rarely (DuckDuckGo mostly) and Google anything else never (other than at work, on my work account). My old gmail is still accruing marketing email that I check on every six months or so.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link

I'm all in on iCloud

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:57 (seven years ago) link

the only Google thing I willingly did was set up a youtube account for my band's videos and I even that I don't like doing/only did out of obligation

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:57 (seven years ago) link

I do not "netflix and chill" as I prefer to use platforms unencumbered by digital rights management

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:57 (seven years ago) link


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