why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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http://i.imgur.com/88E4Eea.jpg

esempiu (crüt), Sunday, 25 September 2016 23:55 (seven years ago) link

Fuck em?

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 September 2016 00:53 (seven years ago) link

if know

assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 26 September 2016 01:52 (seven years ago) link

aren't you supposed to eat the ends or something, i forgot

assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 26 September 2016 01:52 (seven years ago) link

we've done this one already: they're honeysuckle. You pluck them and then suck the nectar out at the base, it's like a quarter drop of sweet liquid but they're very fun if you're like 7.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 26 September 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link

i forgot because last time someone told me i was 7

assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 26 September 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

it was a very good year

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 26 September 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

How odd that nobody wanted credit for that

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Monday, 26 September 2016 10:54 (seven years ago) link

- Bob Marley

Neil S, Monday, 26 September 2016 16:00 (seven years ago) link

"You might be country..." or then again, maybe you're just someone who can recognize honeysuckle when they see it. Like a lot of people who aren't rubes from the sticks.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 26 September 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link

think that is saying you actually have to be a rube from the sticks to recognize honeysuckle

he mea ole, he kanaka lapuwale (sciatica), Monday, 26 September 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Z4lOnBS.png

los blue jeans, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 05:21 (seven years ago) link

i found one from nu-sam worthington

http://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-my-mum-is-a-school-teacher-and-my-dad-is-an-electrician-jai-courtney-62-86-86.jpg

nomar, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 05:23 (seven years ago) link

i posted the honeysuckle one bc of "if know what to do with these" not bc of honeysuckle

esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 05:24 (seven years ago) link

whoa that's weird

seafaring funnyman Jacques Custos (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:40 (seven years ago) link

I'm squinting but I don't see a hot chick...

nickn, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link

i'm squinting and....whoa shit

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/Billy_Joel_-_River_of_Dreams.jpg

nomar, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:16 (seven years ago) link

iiiiiiiin the middle of the niiiiight!!!

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:17 (seven years ago) link

i squinted and I saw the face of God but then I blinked and it was actually just an Arby's menu

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 04:44 (seven years ago) link

*batter dumps all over baking sheet* i guess i'll just make a cake with metal rings and paper in it

assawoman bay (harbl), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 11:52 (seven years ago) link

wait

i

what

xpost ahahaha

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 11:52 (seven years ago) link

Do it for America

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link

they call those morbz specs

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 14:36 (seven years ago) link

Free thinkers love mescaline, film at eleven.

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 14:48 (seven years ago) link

If I learn to think freely I will no longer see skin, got it.

Evan, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 15:10 (seven years ago) link

don't think that's how glasses work

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:18 (seven years ago) link

They Live deserves better memes

Nhex, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link

trenchant!

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 29 September 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link

nothing like a soul patch tug to go with a mental emission

savvinesslessness (map), Thursday, 29 September 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

A rub or a tug, I can't tell.

nickn, Thursday, 29 September 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

It is now trademarked as The Steve Jobs Chin Wank

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Thursday, 29 September 2016 21:52 (seven years ago) link

legit wtf point is this supposed to be making

http://i64.tinypic.com/4t4s2e.png

yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Saturday, 1 October 2016 21:36 (seven years ago) link

I wish I were toasted

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 1 October 2016 22:02 (seven years ago) link

underneath the skin, we are all just so many slices of shitty white bread?

erudite beach boys fan (sheesh), Saturday, 1 October 2016 22:05 (seven years ago) link

^never liked that follow-up, "Whenever, Wherever" was better

Neanderthal, Saturday, 1 October 2016 22:51 (seven years ago) link

The irony is that white bread makes the best toast

don't even see how this was a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 October 2016 22:53 (seven years ago) link

nah toasted sourdough is my territory, it's an endless story

erudite beach boys fan (sheesh), Sunday, 2 October 2016 04:46 (seven years ago) link

of flavor

erudite beach boys fan (sheesh), Sunday, 2 October 2016 04:48 (seven years ago) link

What is this Free Thought Project page people keep posting from? Christ alive

Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 14:17 (seven years ago) link

Trumps being more generous with his tax return than usual.

Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

80 year old st petersburg dictator, you so crazy

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Friday, 7 October 2016 15:28 (seven years ago) link


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