this would give you an idea of my setup, mh
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s---UFgt2fT--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/18iy5zrhnw9fujpg.jpg
― flopson, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 00:11 (seven years ago) link
very nice
unless you are a cop, then you suck
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 01:00 (seven years ago) link
its good u cn flush all the bad content down that pipe
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 01:13 (seven years ago) link
only content is two retweets and one is about loving thick girls
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, September 27, 2016 3:03 PM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
important tweets
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 03:13 (seven years ago) link
that dell will deep discharge your car battery
― veggie sticks potato snacks (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 04:03 (seven years ago) link
and siphon all of your gas through its tube
― veggie sticks potato snacks (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 04:05 (seven years ago) link
facebook+twitter integration is a personal nightmare
― goole, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 15:34 (seven years ago) link
google already owns my ass; i have an android phone, it's unavoidable
the universes of "pig poop balls jokes @ lanyard media dinguses" and "how was that day trip with your kids, class of 00" need to be completely segregated
― goole, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link
Nobody's making you use any of these things, you can read books
― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 15:38 (seven years ago) link
ralph waldo emerson over here!!!!
― goole, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 15:43 (seven years ago) link
― goole, Wednesday, September 28, 2016 11:34 AM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
if u look at how theyve handled instagram theres good reason to think theyd keep them separate, which is what they shd do, under this wholly made up scenario
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 15:47 (seven years ago) link
Yes, thank goodness Instagram's completely separate from Facebook.
http://i.imgur.com/iXooDfz.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:00 (seven years ago) link
i dont know what that image is supposed to represent but im just gonna guess and respond "yeah facebook is a place where u can post stuff from other websites, instagram too tho less so"
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:07 (seven years ago) link
see the internet is a series of tubes
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link
So used to seeing thoughtful meditations on sunsets and tacos that those memes appearing suddenly on my IG feed really threw me.
― pplains, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:17 (seven years ago) link
ya insta wld be better if u had to take the photo in app instead of being able to import
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link
i've started to figure out how to harvest likes on fb, going to try twitter now
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:31 (seven years ago) link
boom, most-liked reply to date -- 26 and counting
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link
aww
― savvinesslessness (map), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/unchartedatlas/mediahttps://www.wired.com/2016/08/bot-tweets-totally-fantastical-map-every-hour/
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 15:43 (seven years ago) link
awesome
― goole, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 17:56 (seven years ago) link
they all sound like places from this book - Frederic Prokosch - The Seven Who Fled
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 18:52 (seven years ago) link
I'm kind of stalled out at the moment at 39 followers and my top tweet hit 40 likes. This game is hard.
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 19:42 (seven years ago) link
39 still seems to be way below what you need for retweet reach, so I'm still at the point where only replies get retweeted or favd more than 2x.
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 19:46 (seven years ago) link
40 likes with only 39 followers is actually very impressive
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 19:51 (seven years ago) link
I haven't been excelsiored in 416 days but I did get an otm last Thursday, so there's reason to keep living
― seafaring funnyman Jacques Custos (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 19:56 (seven years ago) link
Keep keepin on
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 20:01 (seven years ago) link
what does it matter doodz
salesforce's benioff wants twitter
http://www.wsj.com/articles/twitter-is-expected-to-field-bids-this-week-1475621345
highlights for the googling-impaired:
Mr. Benioff, whose recent approach to Twitter set off the bidding process, sees the social-media pioneer as an “unpolished jewel” with untapped potential in advertising, e-commerce and other data-rich applications he regards as important to the cloud-software juggernaut’s next phase of growth, the people said.[...]“Data is the currency in software’s new world order,” he said in an interview this past weekend, though he wasn’t specifically speaking about Twitter. “I’m looking hard at unique data-rich companies and what I can do to make them more powerful and innovative if combined with Salesforce.”[...]Twitter could complement Mr. Benioff’s goal of harnessing more data for artificial-intelligence-driven analysis, as well as allow Salesforce to offer additional services in sales, marketing and e-commerce for the company’s 150,000 customers.[...]Salesforce already incorporates Twitter in numerous cloud services for its corporate customers, from service complaints handled through tweets to analysis of tweets on products.[...]
[...]
“Data is the currency in software’s new world order,” he said in an interview this past weekend, though he wasn’t specifically speaking about Twitter. “I’m looking hard at unique data-rich companies and what I can do to make them more powerful and innovative if combined with Salesforce.”
Twitter could complement Mr. Benioff’s goal of harnessing more data for artificial-intelligence-driven analysis, as well as allow Salesforce to offer additional services in sales, marketing and e-commerce for the company’s 150,000 customers.
Salesforce already incorporates Twitter in numerous cloud services for its corporate customers, from service complaints handled through tweets to analysis of tweets on products.
basically twitter will turn into a customer support "line"
great news is salesforce is such garbage it will drown twitter with it once both of them disappear
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link
annoying twitter feature: seeing different sub-threads of the same thread over and over again in my feed. every other tweet rn is a branch of the same thread of lagoon talking to someone about soylent
― flopson, Friday, 7 October 2016 17:08 (seven years ago) link
B-)
― lag∞n, Friday, 7 October 2016 17:38 (seven years ago) link
http://www.dailydot.com/unclick/arguebot-twitter-bot-bait-jerks/
― the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:52 (seven years ago) link
approaching the time to unfollow the otherwise-intersting ppl who just go *on* about the nba
― mookieproof, Saturday, 15 October 2016 03:53 (seven years ago) link
the nba is literally more interesting than all other topics of inquiry, do shut up
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Saturday, 15 October 2016 03:55 (seven years ago) link
pop's okay i guess but that's about it, portia
― mookieproof, Saturday, 15 October 2016 04:04 (seven years ago) link
i am going to beat you up after school
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Saturday, 15 October 2016 04:08 (seven years ago) link
I find this conversation deeply offensive
― Clay, Saturday, 15 October 2016 05:07 (seven years ago) link
all of these tweets about donating to the NC republicans to help them (!!) after someone firebombed their office are really something
― mh 😏, Monday, 17 October 2016 14:18 (seven years ago) link
fuck giving money to NCGOP obvs but could be a smart move strategically to loudly take make a big show of taking higher ground on something like this in face of all the brutal shit Trump supporters are going to do (and he's going to applaud)
― flopson, Monday, 17 October 2016 16:18 (seven years ago) link
it has zero strategic value
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 17 October 2016 16:23 (seven years ago) link
I mean, you know, if a Trump campaign worker was killed in the firebombing and people were donating to a gofundme to support his kids or something, maybe that's be "rising above differences." But this was a fucking insured building. What a bunch of rubes.
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 17 October 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link
like you might think you are taking the higher ground, but what you are doing is donating money to the NC republican party. you are literally a donor to one of the more outspoken, anti-trans rights organizations in the country
― mh 😏, Monday, 17 October 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link
otm
And really I think the fact that any liberals think this off-the-mark "good faith" act of pointless kindness would do anything to "heal the divide" or whatever just shows how naive and unprepared they are for the fight they are facing.
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 17 October 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link
I said it myself on twitter, but if there is an olive branch to be extended to people in that group, this is not it. Outreach works best on a person-to-person basis. Having dinner and polite discussion with some NC republicans and a handful of your transgender friends might help you come to an understanding. Facelessly giving money to people halfway across the country because someone who is in no way associated with you did them harm, that is probably going to be covered by insurance, is asinine.
Maybe people have some false guilt about it? idk, I guess if you felt a little happy they were firebombed and are giving them cash to feel better about it, then maybe you need to work on divorcing your feelings from actions you had no part of
― mh 😏, Monday, 17 October 2016 16:28 (seven years ago) link
also lol: https://twitter.com/saladinahmed/status/787867882579435520
― mh 😏, Monday, 17 October 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link
just cuz u don't like NCGOP (me neither) dosnt mean its unstrategic
― flopson, Monday, 17 October 2016 17:38 (seven years ago) link
p clear at this pt trump is going to go as dirty as possible, outclassing him probably the best move (although i hope she trolls him harder on wednesday night than she did the 2nd debate)
― flopson, Monday, 17 October 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link
spraypainting 'nazi republicans get out of town' and torching the place is so badass tho lol
― flopson, Monday, 17 October 2016 17:41 (seven years ago) link
― mh 😏, Monday, October 17, 2016 12:24 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
it's not about the literal moral higher ground, it's about how it's perceived
― flopson, Monday, 17 October 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link
feel like itd be best to vandalize trump buildings tho
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 October 2016 17:46 (seven years ago) link
― flopson, Monday, October 17, 2016 12:38 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah but their entire strategy is "we'll show them we go high and be sympathetic"
if it was to be a genuinely compassionate person, maybe wait to see what they actually need instead of throwing money in an online bucket immediately? if it's to reinforce your image, then maybe you should find a better group to support? if it's to convert voters, then maybe you're the vulture here?
― mh 😏, Monday, 17 October 2016 17:47 (seven years ago) link