eat shit, dick
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:17 (seven years ago) link
Punctuation makes a sentence hilarious!
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:19 (seven years ago) link
"If you throw a rock into a pack of dogs, the one that yelps the loudest is the one you hit." - Bob Marley
― Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:21 (seven years ago) link
stoner
yeah i so fuckin' hate women, wow, you got me
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:22 (seven years ago) link
I love that it took you less than a minute after I posted to fly over here and see what someone might have said about you.
― Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link
it's a full life
when shall we meet?
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:32 (seven years ago) link
I'm curious, too. Y'all need to just smooch yer socks off and get it over with already.
― Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:35 (seven years ago) link
Not even with Mordy's lips.
― Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 16:36 (seven years ago) link
is 'Nader gave us Bush' the most popular lie in ilx history?
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 19:45 (seven years ago) link
so this thread is now the "port arguments from another thread here" thread?
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 20:19 (seven years ago) link
you are 500x wrong
― sarahell, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link
i would never actually have posted this but
for someone who describes themselves as _______ and _____ you sure do post a lot
― brimstead, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 22:01 (seven years ago) link
appreciate u looking out for my lips
― Mordy, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 22:35 (seven years ago) link
My Rosh Hashanah gift to u
― Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:01 (seven years ago) link
that's some intriguing blanks there brimstead
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:07 (seven years ago) link
"blind" and "crippled"
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 00:08 (seven years ago) link
oh no please don't be detective-ing, i already feel bad :(
― brimstead, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 00:38 (seven years ago) link
Doctor and morbius
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 00:43 (seven years ago) link
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/3a/a5/5c/3aa55ce91fd4bfd3f0afcee315480f9d.gif
― brimstead, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 00:49 (seven years ago) link
sure is gonna be a scary close election!
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 October 2016 18:58 (seven years ago) link
I guess in that case it can certainly be a pun
― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Friday, October 7, 2016 3:46 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
dying
― florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 9 October 2016 09:55 (seven years ago) link
http://d6lr56j510wa3.cloudfront.net/monthly_2016_10/85145592.jpg.c7a7b488fa189958e88b4b7963a4abe3.jpg
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link
yeah, see, i think you've identified the cause of your own concern right there
― legitimate concerns about ducks (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 13 October 2016 06:01 (seven years ago) link
straight fire beautiful parasite foetus
― legitimate concerns about cucks (sarahell), Thursday, 13 October 2016 06:26 (seven years ago) link
unless they feature giant breasts amirite?
― nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 October 2016 23:46 (seven years ago) link
Depends how much. Throw in lots of castles, fields and impressive trees and I'll put up with any shit. Filigree and Jack russells will help too.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 21 October 2016 06:05 (seven years ago) link
The sonderkommandos are fed up and they're not going to take this shit no more
― more like dork enlightenment lol (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 21 October 2016 13:13 (seven years ago) link
pains to anal sex
― brimstead, Friday, 21 October 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link
jumped in front of that train
― ultros ultros-ghali, Friday, 21 October 2016 23:11 (seven years ago) link
:(
― imago, Friday, 21 October 2016 23:27 (seven years ago) link
gotta be the most carefully developed sock in ILX history
― nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 22 October 2016 00:29 (seven years ago) link
hit fp a few more times
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Saturday, 22 October 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link
get a goddam dictionary
― brimstead, Saturday, 22 October 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link
i like reading posts in this thread as if they were yelled out of a passing car
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Saturday, 22 October 2016 02:24 (seven years ago) link
Old_man_yells_at_Soundcloud.jpg
― Wig Wag Wanderer (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 22 October 2016 02:39 (seven years ago) link
OP's mom
― hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered), Saturday, 22 October 2016 03:21 (seven years ago) link
I wish I hadn't
― did we ever get wizz sorted (wins), Saturday, 22 October 2016 08:03 (seven years ago) link
what is it with you and the punching
― did we ever get wizz sorted (wins), Saturday, 22 October 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yszVGyb0Pg
― sarahell, Friday, 28 October 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link
Old lunch's posts in the election thread are the cringiest shit i've ever seen in my life
― yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Friday, 28 October 2016 22:05 (seven years ago) link
lol do you think he doesn't read this thread or something?
― brimstead, Friday, 28 October 2016 22:17 (seven years ago) link
(obv joke doesn't need that obv fix)
music kills fun*dead*
― PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:05 (seven years ago) link
that's why i posted it in this thread and not the other thread
― sarahell, Saturday, 29 October 2016 04:20 (seven years ago) link
finally a way to just churn this shit out
― nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 October 2016 07:26 (seven years ago) link
zombies (2011)bacon (2009)moustaches (2003)hitler (1932)dead babies (2012)shitposting (2016)
― brimstead, Saturday, 29 October 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link
Sometimes you are easily impressed.
― quis gropes ipsos gropiuses? (ledge), Saturday, 29 October 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link
i don't like any movies
― Treeship, Saturday, 29 October 2016 23:02 (seven years ago) link
i love movies. and if i don't love them, i spit them out.
― Mordy, Saturday, 29 October 2016 23:08 (seven years ago) link
http://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/331472414428-0-1/s-l1000.jpg
― soref, Tuesday, 1 November 2016 02:55 (seven years ago) link
O_o
― Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link