shit that looks like an onion article but isn't

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kinder, Sunday, 16 October 2016 21:48 (seven years ago) link

i'm saying tho'!

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Monday, 17 October 2016 03:30 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The article itself is more reasonable but the tweet says:

"Why is Hillary Clinton so widely loved?"

https://twitter.com/theatlantic/status/795030892137902081

dinnerboat, Saturday, 5 November 2016 23:05 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Pretty much the textbook definition of reaping what you sow ...

...

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in a nutshell.

pplains, Monday, 5 December 2016 22:25 (seven years ago) link

That is not something a company should be boasting about ffs

kinder, Thursday, 8 December 2016 13:06 (seven years ago) link

Not saying I agree with them all but...

https://www.themonthly.com.au/blog/evan-williams/2016/07/2016/1481072574/40-most-onion-australian-politics-headlines-2016

écorché (S-), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 07:04 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

Iowa Republican Trying to Kneecap State Universities Got His “Business Degree” From a Sizzler Franchise

Before entering politics, Chelgren was best known as “Chickenman,” a fun-loving character who wore a chicken hat, wielded a supersoaker full of beer, and biked naked in Iowa’s famous RAGBRAI bike race.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 2 March 2017 11:49 (seven years ago) link

this is great tho
http://theiowarepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Chelgren.jpg

nxd, Thursday, 2 March 2017 11:59 (seven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

as if anyone needed more evidence that "globalist" is just nazi code for "Jew"

softie (silby), Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:35 (seven years ago) link

It’s an endless parade of panna cottas and half-arsed mousses. The kitchen will throw on a bit of granola or a fragment of meringue to make it look like a dessert, but that doesn’t alter the fact. It’s not. It’s a squirt from an udder, set to a wobble courtesy of a boiled down cow’s foot. It’s a failure of ambition.

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 20 April 2017 13:24 (seven years ago) link

In recent reviews, I see I’ve lavished praise on various wobbly mounds. But the effect is cumulative.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 April 2017 13:33 (seven years ago) link

It’s a squirt from an udder,
It's some good advice,
That you just can't take

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 20 April 2017 13:41 (seven years ago) link

Saw this go by earlier today and really took a while to realize it wasn't photoshopped:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C928JErXYAErSXl.jpg

joygoat, Thursday, 20 April 2017 15:35 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

Teen spots school flag on ground and holds it up until someone can come hoist it back up. abcn.ws/24bTWmf

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 May 2017 18:37 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DERkpaeXgAAh48h.jpg

calzino, Sunday, 9 July 2017 07:36 (six years ago) link

well, maybe not quite - but almost...

calzino, Sunday, 9 July 2017 07:38 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFWSHvaWsAAr9n1.jpg

soref, Saturday, 22 July 2017 15:55 (six years ago) link

lol

Aglet, Saturday, 22 July 2017 16:01 (six years ago) link

amazing

ogmor, Saturday, 22 July 2017 19:31 (six years ago) link

that seems ripe for at least an hour's worth of find-and-replace fun

El Tomboto, Saturday, 22 July 2017 20:34 (six years ago) link

No actual german expressionism measures up to the ideal german expressionism for which I yearn

El Tomboto, Saturday, 22 July 2017 20:35 (six years ago) link

has anyone here read Jacobson's fiction and is it as bad as his op-ed pieces might lead one to assume?

soref, Saturday, 22 July 2017 20:42 (six years ago) link

O yes

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 01:25 (six years ago) link

he used the phrase "empurpled" ffs

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 02:35 (six years ago) link

:(

Rimsky-Koskenkorva (Øystein), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 15:18 (six years ago) link

that armadillo one is hilarious

The man was airlifted to a nearby hospital, where his jaw was wired shut, according to Rowe.

The status of the animal is unknown.

"We didn't find the armadillo," the sheriff said.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 5 August 2017 18:52 (six years ago) link

always wondered about that tbh

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 14 August 2017 01:01 (six years ago) link

People who use public spaces/facilities for their suicides are assholes. Walk deep into grizzly/wolf/vulture territory, and if the experience doesn't deter you, then at least you'll get a decent sky burial with no trauma to unrelated civil servants.

tactical piñata (Sanpaku), Monday, 14 August 2017 01:09 (six years ago) link

uh yeah I don’t think most people depressed enough to commit suicide are thinking rationally

mh, Monday, 14 August 2017 01:22 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Not an article, but while searching for subhumans on twitter condemning Obama's response to Katrina, I came across this photo/window into profound human dysfunction:

Three days after Hurricane Katrina: Where was Michelle Obama? pic.twitter.com/hjwhsxHdq5

— Bikergirl4trump (@TrumpResponders) February 23, 2017

Glengarry Glen Marshall (Old Lunch), Thursday, 31 August 2017 14:31 (six years ago) link


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