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Machines and freeweights sound ideal in that situation.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:36 (seven years ago) link

Also, unless you're actually doing something like competitive lifting, working out is not a competition and to the extent it's a struggle it's only a struggle with yourself. I remind myself this every time I think something like "I wanna get my numbers up but I don't feel confident getting the bar up with this much weight" or "I think I could deadlift a little more on the next set but my form is starting to go." I'd rather err on the side of slow progress and not injuring myself, because I'm not entering any competitions and no one but me cares whether my deadlift gets above 300, but an injury would actually affect my ability to do basic stuff like take care of my kids. The more I learn about lifting the more I realize that competitive lifters' approach is necessarily different -- riskier and more injury prone for the sake of max gains and max numbers at competitions. Recreational lifters don't need to do what they do, and by extension, recreational workouts don't have to involve barbell lifts at all, many other ways of getting benefits.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:45 (seven years ago) link

goblet squats and/or split squats will get you most of the benefit of barbell squats.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 20 October 2016 14:49 (seven years ago) link

Stevie, have you looked into deadlifts? Flexibility is much, much less of a limiting factor vs squats, and lankier dudes can absolutely <i>destroy</i> deadlifts after a while

You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:02 (seven years ago) link

I have not, no!

laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 21 October 2016 11:59 (seven years ago) link

that's awesome. i think machines get a bad rep because of bs masculinity optics.

― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, October 20, 2016

nah it's bc in general they are less effective and less efficient

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 28 October 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link

and they do not activate as many tiny "stabilizer" muscles that help u keep a free weight up and balanced and on the right path, so make you less strong and even promote injury as you have giant main muscles but nothing to stabilize them with. that's what st. rippetoe said and thus it shall be

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 28 October 2016 19:08 (seven years ago) link

Squat form continues to be the bane of my existence. Been doing long warmup with roller and mobility work, assisted squats and very light overhead squats. Today I felt like in my back squat I engaged my glutes and hamstrings better in a way that helped stabilize me, it was like a part of my leg/posterior woke up all of the sudden at the bottom of a squat.

thread of getting w0ke

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 28 October 2016 22:33 (seven years ago) link

Man alive: thanks for the tips — punter kicks sounds like it might be a good idea. My legs are generally very flexible though — e.g. I can sit in full lotus + do a fair amount of crazy yoga stretches — but who knows, there just might be some particular thing that's too tight (IT band does seem to be a common problem with squats)
Your point about longer warmups is probably key here — my warmups are rarely more than a treadmill run + one or two easy sets of whatever lift I'm doing, starting with just the bar. Fsr I've never actually considered doing more.

I spoke with an olympic weightlifter at my gym, who had me do a few squats to check out my mobility. He gave me a whole array of arm and shoulder stretches and said something about how it's common for people who do bench to get shittier upper body mobility. Have seen some improvement, I'm happy to say, but I've only tried the overhead squat a couple of times since I last posted.

Rimsky-Koskenkorva (Øystein), Thursday, 3 November 2016 22:02 (seven years ago) link

nah it's bc in general they are less effective and less efficient

― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, October 28, 2016 7:55 PM (six days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"in general"

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, 3 November 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link

i went on vacation for a week and now this week i'm form checking with much less weight and dialing back my split to the basics. also doing yoga bits, planks and such afterwards. feels good!

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, 3 November 2016 22:14 (seven years ago) link

my gym's "core" mat is so much stickier than my yoga mat so i can do full backbends without slipping, they're awesome.

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, 3 November 2016 22:18 (seven years ago) link

why are yoga mats generally not made of the least slippery material available idgi

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, 3 November 2016 22:20 (seven years ago) link

The thing that seems to help most on my squats is to remember to "push up" while pushing down through my heels.

I got my bench up to 195 yesterday and feel like I can probably try 200 next week, which is sort of a cool psychological milestone

I guess when I think about it, as much as I feel like my squat progress isn't great, months ago my knees were caving inward and I was having trouble hitting depth. Now I've fixed that and I just fall a little too far forward and my lower back curves slightly at the bottom of the squat. It still just doesn't quite feel like a natural movement though, the way my bench, overhead press and to an extent my deadlift do.

Broke through 300 on the deadlift, woot!

The magic ingredient is sleep.

miscalculated my plate mathematics and ended up with a PR for my squat today, so that was nice

jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Finally realized my right knee shouldn't be falling inwards on the squat and my knees should't hurt all the time and my *right hip shouldn't pop like a rubber band what the actual fuck*

So instead of ignoring those for years and accepting I'm never going to break 185 on the squat, went to the damn doctor like an adult and got a referral for a physical therapist. Going to see how this shakes out; Actual Doctor says I have abnormally tight hamstrings, and Dr. Google says it might be IT band problems.

You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Saturday, 3 December 2016 19:28 (seven years ago) link

good move

years ago, a few weeks of PT taught me how to manage knee/hip problems that I'd thought might require surgery ... that experience really changed the way I think about training

Brad C., Saturday, 3 December 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link

Apparently I just have super, super, SUPER tight and locked-up hamstrings and calves and hips. I went home with a couple of sheets of stretches (one sheet for the legbones and all that is attached to them, one for my shoulders, neck & back) and a few more appointments to keep tabs. I'm kind of excited! There's apparently no sign of injury or anything that could prevent full recovery so long as I'm conscientious about doing this every day and not slouching like a hunchback all the goddamn time; I regret not doing this forever ago but it's always nice to un-fuck something up.

You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 02:26 (seven years ago) link

don't forget to strengthen your butt too. that helped me with the hip turning in. i have been to the gym 10 times since thanksgiving. i really did do a great job since june-ish 2016. i wouldn't say my bench press is anywhere near impressive but it's been exploding lately & i love to bench press. i don't even feel compelled to play the biggest loser at work this year. i never lose anything anyway. i'll just eat and get sw0le instead.

assawoman bay (harbl), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 12:16 (seven years ago) link

bench is totally my bête noire. i wish i knew a way to "explode" my bench or get into it and succeed the way i have w the squat. i'm unfeasibly strong in my legs and core but still such a twerp up top.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 12:36 (seven years ago) link

Less weight more reps for a little while. Maybe mix it up -- no flat bench for a bit, but inclined bench + a good pecs machine.

Three Word Username, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 12:57 (seven years ago) link

Yeah try variations in lift speed, isolate specific parts of the lift, pauses, push ups, etc. Also bench is one exercise where it really benefits to have a spotter. I'm sure there were a lot of reps I quit on because I was afraid of leaving bar on my chest where if I had someone there I probably could have finished with minimal assistance.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 13:05 (seven years ago) link

harbl, anything you'd recommend for The Butt? I'm still doing more or less Starting Strength (which is heavy on squats and DLs); I was hoping that an intensive recuperation/stretching program would help me progress on the squats again after stalling out at around 185 at 198 lbs body weight. Right now I'm at about 165 lb work sets at 180 lb body weight, which isn't a *terrible* decline, but I'd really like to keep that number from slipping any further.

I did get the go-ahead from my physiotherapist to keep up the hip abduction machine and Roman chair back extensions I added in the last couple of sessions, since those are supposed to be good for the gluteus medius, which is a major factor in knee tracking and hip strength, so I'm going to keep doing those every session and trying to progress on them.

You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link

anything you'd recommend for The Butt?

dumbbell lunges are good for this

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 16:54 (seven years ago) link

i do side-lying clams in my warm up w/ squeezed butt, 20 reps per side, glute bridges, one leg glute bridges, 45 deg hyperextensions (NOT arching my back at the top, i try to keep the low back out of it) for 3 sets of 20 or less reps w/ a 25 or 30 lb dumbbell

assawoman bay (harbl), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 00:00 (seven years ago) link

also lunges and bulgarian split squats (ow)

assawoman bay (harbl), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 00:00 (seven years ago) link

re: bench pressing, higher reps dumbbell bench presses all summer are def what helped

assawoman bay (harbl), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 00:01 (seven years ago) link

like i work up to 3 sets of 10 w/ the weight i'm on because it's slow to progress 5 lbs per arm, then step down and do another set of 10 or so

assawoman bay (harbl), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 00:02 (seven years ago) link

i do side-lying clams in my warm up w/ squeezed butt

the cadence of this is almost joycean

jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 02:13 (seven years ago) link

haha

assawoman bay (harbl), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 12:54 (seven years ago) link

just realized this is unclear, as if it matters: "3 sets of 20 or less reps w/ a 25 or 30 lb dumbbell" that was meant to be 3 sets of 20, unweighted, or fewer reps with a dumbbell

assawoman bay (harbl), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 12:55 (seven years ago) link

i was at the gym on sat at like 5 and barely anyone was there and the security guard came and was like "you're the lucky best exerciser of the day!" and gave me a free tiny ymca towel

assawoman bay (harbl), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 12:38 (seven years ago) link

except for the guy with the fanny pack that i am trying to plot how to ban from the gym

assawoman bay (harbl), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 12:39 (seven years ago) link

the guy AND the fanny pack are banned

assawoman bay (harbl), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 12:39 (seven years ago) link

Congrats on this prestigious award!

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 12:50 (seven years ago) link

Did you give an acceptance speech, that might have been a good time to work in some anti fanny-pack-guy rhetoric.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 12:51 (seven years ago) link

haha. i can't tell how the gym staff feels about him. he is always talking to them. and he attempts to talk to me. that day we had the sleet and freezing rain event but it had ended around 10 and the roads were totally fine a couple hours later. when i got there he was like "did you drive here? how are the roads?" i told them they're fine but thought wtf guy have you been here since 7 am or is this just the dumbest question you could think of? he is always making tons of noise lifting more weight than he should be like RARRRRRRGHHHGHGHGHGH and then making a little "woo!" when he's resting. i'm bigger than him. lol. and why the fanny pack? why why why?

assawoman bay (harbl), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 12:51 (seven years ago) link

i went 14 times between thanksgiving and now. or was it 16? then i got bronchitis and had xmas travel. i never like to go to the gym in january but i guess i'll go tomorrow.

assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 31 December 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link

i mean i got bronchitis starting like a week ago and was working too much before that too so i haven't been in two weeks now!

assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 31 December 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link

i was the 5th person in the gym today. i still don't have full lung function. it was hard. in 2017 i really am going to do a pullup. and i'm going to bench 50 lb dumbbells for 3 sets of 10. that one's not really so far away i think....maybe.

assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 1 January 2017 17:15 (seven years ago) link

goals for this year:
215 incline press max
20 consecutive pull ups (this may be impossible)
225 squat max

ryan, Sunday, 1 January 2017 19:06 (seven years ago) link

Maybe I will do a full push up this year, but probably not. Why the fuck are they so hard for me?

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 2 January 2017 00:06 (seven years ago) link

for me too. tall ladies problems.

assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 2 January 2017 00:17 (seven years ago) link

except for the guy with the fanny pack that i am trying to plot how to ban from the gym

misread this as "the guy with the fanny pack that i am trying to plow"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 2 January 2017 02:37 (seven years ago) link

trying to plow with a snowplow, not trying to have sex wth

assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 2 January 2017 15:39 (seven years ago) link

with, but also wth

assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 2 January 2017 15:39 (seven years ago) link

The gym is always so crowded after the new year. Especially at one of the gyms I go it, it really stresses me out. I hate feeling like I have to fight to use a machine or weight

Evan R, Monday, 2 January 2017 19:21 (seven years ago) link


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