why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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*that

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 24 October 2016 05:31 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/UcKEkgf.jpg

this guy must have opened up his thinking box to come up with this one

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 20:42 (seven years ago) link

One cannot have gradations of uniqueness, one either is or is not unique.

kinder, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 20:47 (seven years ago) link

I p much make it a habit not to read, launch, or open anything that has "nails it" in the title

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link

http://i66.tinypic.com/16lyzio.png

yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Thursday, 27 October 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link

woulda pegged bob marley as more of a lyft man

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Thursday, 27 October 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link

typical heteronormative feminism, completely overlooking adam's relationship with steve

qualx, Thursday, 27 October 2016 02:01 (seven years ago) link

Boxes need balls of wire more than balls of wire need boxes

jmm, Thursday, 27 October 2016 02:53 (seven years ago) link

a treasure trove of my least favorite jokes http://twentytwowords.com/hilarious-tweets-from-husbands-who-are-clearly-winning-at-marriage/

assawoman bay (harbl), Thursday, 27 October 2016 11:45 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/2Y7AyCp.jpg

electric wight dorkestra (crüt), Thursday, 27 October 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link

that was from The Omen 3 weren't it

Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:19 (seven years ago) link

https://pics.onsizzle.com/there-are-66-books-in-the-bible-subtract-your-age-5318169.png

what about 2015? what about 2017? what about people who haven't had their birthday yet this year?

isn't the bible amazing?!

koogs, Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link

get away from me satan

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

hahahaha

Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link

"I can predict your age by asking merely two questions:

a) what's your astrological sign
b) what year were you born"

Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:39 (seven years ago) link

there are 66 books in the bible
Subtract your age, then drink a bottle of chianti in the bathtub

Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link

there are 54 texts in the gnostic gospels.

one of them was written by you.

christian anarchism!!!!

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:55 (seven years ago) link

what about people who haven't had their birthday yet this year?

Those people are not true Christians.

jmm, Thursday, 27 October 2016 22:00 (seven years ago) link

there are 66 books in the Bible
Go with your instinct to live as you want
No longer begging for mercy from thieves
They can't come near you, through them you can see
Keep to the outside the teachings of Christ
Denounce the father, undo his disguise
Die, serpents of the light

Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 October 2016 22:00 (seven years ago) link

xpost lol

Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 October 2016 22:00 (seven years ago) link

Friend of mine who is the number two offender* for posting this kind of stuff in my fb feed just posted the following:

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/dispatches/2016/09/18/please-stop-sharing-links-to-these-sites/

along with a "yeah, I know I'm guilty of this..."

*number one is my wife's mom, and I love her so much I've never wanted to say anything, but she is like an Occupy Democrats meme machine.

how's life, Monday, 31 October 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link

I'm fb friends with someone who shares from those sites occasionally who is
a BRITISHER and ILX POSTER

what's funny is he's one of the main offenders on my timeline

mh 😏, Monday, 31 October 2016 16:32 (seven years ago) link

mr veg has an elderly relative whose entire fb presence is sharing shit from all those sources. like, 30+ a day

she will also randomly share my status updates for no reaspn except that i think she sometimes forgets where the like button is

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 31 October 2016 17:46 (seven years ago) link

I apologize heartily to all my Facebook chums

nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Monday, 31 October 2016 18:00 (seven years ago) link

That's the first house Trump's stormtroopers will storm

Bnad, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 13:38 (seven years ago) link

occupy democrats over the next 4 years is going to make me cancel fb forever

qualx, Monday, 21 November 2016 04:41 (seven years ago) link

oh I blocked all content from that one a long time ago

mh 😏, Monday, 21 November 2016 14:56 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/iJoTFKE.jpg

qop (crüt), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link

^^ if that popped up in my FB feed I'd share the shit out of it tbh

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 23:15 (seven years ago) link

i've had two facebook friends, who don't know each other, share the same haken video in the past five hours. should i be concerned?

xiphoid beetlebum (rushomancy), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 23:20 (seven years ago) link

whole lot of George Carlin + Bill Hicks memes on that site

soref, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 23:33 (seven years ago) link

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15109621_1851474285072830_6960350711361138419_n.jpg?oh=81269277234390ae393a457c0e3bfd0d&oe=58B042FA

(not sure that this is an actual George Carlin quote)

soref, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 23:34 (seven years ago) link

that's not george carlin, that's an illustration from a 20th century printing of "the tell tale heart".

xiphoid beetlebum (rushomancy), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 23:53 (seven years ago) link

love how they erase part of the "T" so it's clear george carlin actually did wear a the free thought project.com shirt

qualx, Thursday, 24 November 2016 00:07 (seven years ago) link

Think Diferent.

koogs, Thursday, 24 November 2016 08:34 (seven years ago) link

hmmm

mh 😏, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 22:59 (seven years ago) link

it's almost as if their parents do more reposting of facebook memes than gardening

mh 😏, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 22:59 (seven years ago) link

there's some otm hidden in there tbf

Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 23:00 (seven years ago) link

as is often the case itt i guess, it's just the presentation is mawkish, reductive and indulgent

Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 23:00 (seven years ago) link

are fiber arts where you eat a big bowl of Mueslix and then spend the next hour in the bathroom?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 23:01 (seven years ago) link

Sewing three of that kid's severed fingers back on is going to be a great memory, which will bond the family together.

(That said I would generally agree that a collaborative and/or creative endeavor is a much better vehicle for learning than a competitive sport. I'd like to live in a society that gave more medals for working together toward a goal, and fewer for CRUSHING THE OPPOSITION. But that's just me.)

marzipandemonium (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 23:09 (seven years ago) link

Home ec and shop would be great classes to reintroduce to kids without the gender bullshit that accompanied them in the past - unfortunately the same people who post images like that tend to vote for people who want to gut public schools except for the football team.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 23:11 (seven years ago) link

The apparent age of that kid is much too young for him to have the coordination to operate that saw in a safe or useful manner. Would you give a 4 year old a nice razor-sharp pocket knife as a gift? Besides that, even grown ups don't use a freaking hacksaw on a piece of 1/8" veneer.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 23:16 (seven years ago) link

possibly more at home in the society is in the gutter thread.

it isn't a terrible philosophy but how many people can easily go hiking or raise animals? even having access to woodworking and gardening might not be that easy.

this smug back to basics downhomey handwringing makes me want to extol video games and emoji. and competitive sports.

gass mccoombes (qiqing), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 23:38 (seven years ago) link

qiqing, this is for you:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b6/Everything_Bad_Cover.JPG

marzipandemonium (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 23:40 (seven years ago) link

RAISE ANIMALS AND HAVE THEM LEARN TO CARE

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 00:42 (seven years ago) link


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