The Worst Pizza Ever

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who here will defend the right to eat anchovies on pizza?

i for one.

Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Thursday, 10 July 2003 07:36 (twenty years ago) link

What above a pube & vomit pizza, ala 'Dirty Sanchez'??

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 10 July 2003 09:46 (twenty years ago) link

three weeks pass...
A pizza's not a pizza without anchovies my friends.

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Monday, 4 August 2003 11:23 (twenty years ago) link

bbq sauce on a pizza, with some nice chicken, yeah thats classic. otherewise i tend to like things simple, although i usually have meat, i dont like it when they overload it with meat and you can't taste anything else. except if bbq sauce and chicken is involved

Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 4 August 2003 11:52 (twenty years ago) link

BBQ sauce on pizza = the work of the devil. That's about as bad as putting maple syrup on it.

Larcole (Nicole), Monday, 4 August 2003 12:20 (twenty years ago) link

THE DEVIL HAS THE BEST TUNES AND THE BEST PIZZAS

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 August 2003 17:31 (twenty years ago) link

I had a nightmare the other night where I was watching a whole shitload of kids and I ordered us all pizzas and they got there and smelled really good like pizza should, but when we opened the boxes they were squid-ink pizzas and all the kids started puking BLACK everywhere. WOAH.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 4 August 2003 17:34 (twenty years ago) link

fourteen years pass...

EW BOOTYFLAKE PIZZA

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Neanderthal, Monday, 14 August 2017 05:26 (six years ago) link

I once asked for extra mushrooms, but the vendor misheard me and put some mussels on instead. Now, two things are weird about that. First, I ordered in Danish, and there's no way to mishear mushrooms as mussels in Danish. And secondly, there was no mussels on the menu. Not on any pizza, not on anything else, to this day I have no clue where those mussels came from. And it tasted horribly.

Frederik B, Monday, 14 August 2017 07:49 (six years ago) link

pretty sure that was jizz, sorry

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 August 2017 09:19 (six years ago) link

mussels are a valid topping on a frutti di mare pizza

imago, Monday, 14 August 2017 10:46 (six years ago) link

I agree. I don't really like it, but I've had it before, and it makes sense. As a weird topping where it doesn't fit in (probably prosciutto and gorgonzola), it's awful.

Frederik B, Monday, 14 August 2017 11:23 (six years ago) link

You all know what's surprisingly good with prosciutto and gorgonzola? Onions. I've always thought onions on pizza was wrong, but they can fit in really well.

Frederik B, Monday, 14 August 2017 11:27 (six years ago) link

🤦🏼‍♂️

As an ilxor, I am uncompromising (El Tomboto), Monday, 14 August 2017 12:51 (six years ago) link

Oh boy, caramelise some onions, bake on pizza with rosemary leaves, sea salt and good pecorino or parmigiano reggiano YOU WILL THANK ME.

attention vampire (MatthewK), Monday, 14 August 2017 13:16 (six years ago) link

Place in Prague I used to go to had a four cheeses pizza, and one of the cheeses was a full tub of ricotta dumped in the middle of the pizza, which seeped through and turned the base into an inedible doughy soggy mess. That wasn't great. Also everything sold at Pizza Hut in China.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Monday, 14 August 2017 13:52 (six years ago) link

eight months pass...

pineapples on pizza are the devil's invention

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 April 2018 18:49 (six years ago) link

agreed but lock thread

imago, Saturday, 14 April 2018 18:53 (six years ago) link


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