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I've never given anyone a blow job on a bus before.

― Ally, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The great thing about ILE is that you never know which of your posts is going to be The One that follows you to your posting grave.

― Tom, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

There is a posting grave? I've never been there either.

― Ally, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Tom, i think i know which one will be following me. look, there were, like, families and kids and shit on that bus ok? it was about 3 in the afternoon. i can't believe i'm talking about this...

― gareth, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I've never shot anyone.

...who didn't, you know, *really* have it coming....

― Chris, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I'm still shaking my head at you, Gareth. My rock-and-roll image of you has been utterly destroyed.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I've never given anyone a blow job on a bus before.

Before when?

― Nick, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Before next time I see you on a bus, cowboy. Etc.

― Ally, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I never went out with Tanya Roberts.

― He's Not Here, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I got a blowjob while on a train. An old man went: "Do you think we dont know what you're doing?!". His eyes were furiously popping out of his head. My girlfriend kept going. We were 14 years old.

― Simon, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

that post would be so much better without the last two sentences.

― ethan, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"i have never" been so disgusted with reading a thread on ILE before.

― lady die, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

David and I fucked in a greyhound bathroom heading to see my father in Winnipeg. It was 3 am and we thought eveyone was asleep. They were , except for the driver who was amused. He approched us in the station the next morning and thanked for making his night more fun.

― anthony, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I bet he was rubbing the poke... Oh never mind.
I have never eaten a dog nor cat. I hope.

― nathalie (nathalie), Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

That made no sense.

― anthony, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

How is your nose this morning, He's-Not-Here? I think it quite suits you longer.

Mentioning the proper names of exes now we're on google = potential dud. ;)

― Tom, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Hey, but isn't Tanya Roberts like, Sheena of the Jungle, Donna's mom, and a Bond girl to boot?

― Kim, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

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