Porn: Classic or Dud?

lol clear history

HAHA!

I hate porn, it's boring and gross. Of course I watch it but still.

Although my favorite was when I was ctrl-F'ing an ILX thread for "anal cunt," and then the next day my girlfriend said there was something she wanted to talk to me about.

anal cunt?

haha

hah! did you have to show her on the internet how its a band

my friend's brother saw me reading kenan's "flaccid penis but hard at root" thread and was all O_O

Ctrl F thing is hysterical

I wish I had remained in the dark regarding Kenan's flacid penis post. :-(

I texted my friend offering him a blowjob if he would lend me his VB reference. Went to my brother-in-law by accident.

My penis is very root with me. What should I do?

when you clear your history it is 934754 times more obvious what you've been up to!

Hello.

xp Yeah, there's more to it than that.

I'll quit once I've d/l'ed a terabyte...

-- snoball, Sunday, 18 November 2007 14:38 (6 months ago) Bookmark Link

I've actually exceeded that now. I still d/l, but the desire to do so is waning.

safari has a porn specific feature called private browsing

private browsing!

love it!

haha wow

as a 12-14 y/o i mastered the art of selective history cleansing

i don't know, i'm not gonna check my history normally, but it's obvious when it just disappears. also i don't care as long as it's not something really lame.

i believe many girls would think standard porn is 'really lame'

Stuff like 'redhead shemale' searches are just amusing.

http://images.salon.com/ent/feature/2006/11/15/townsend/story.jpg
"its for research purposes"

What pr0n did you ditch exactly, Hurting?

a) 60s/70s sweet innocent (and hairy) porn
b) 90s/00s (eg. nowadays) porn which is bling/hardcore/plastic surgery/emotionless
c) youporn/redtube and the likes: amateur porn

If it's b), I can understand, totally. It's gross and a waste of time. As for a) and sometimes c) as well, it's not gross at all to me, but can be fun/arousing/interesting, stimulating the imagination more than killing it. Not just for me alone, it can be an interesting topic of discussion with my girl.
Do the good talks you've had with your partner after your decision include porn itself? Did you talk about this with him/her? Or was it the abandonment of porn that spawned a somewhat 'purified' feeling? Question being: is it, or was it ever, debatable?

also i don't care as long as it's not something really lame.

i want to know what qualifies as really lame

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/savage_11.jpg

haha yes

that a/b/c breakdown is totally otm.

also Hurting I congratulate you on your honesty.

Le Bateau Ivre, you missed out 80's porn.

I guess I did, entirely!

What's that like? Pink stockings, hair bands and the likes? ;)

Big 80's hair, crappy video camera technology, vague attempts at plot, general feeling of dissatisfaction.

The clumsiness of it all sadly makes it slightly appealing to me. It's as bad as 80s hair metal isn't it?

I mean, anyone who feels nostalgic for the 80's should go and watch some random 80's pr0n, and in no time at all they'll be glad they live in the 21st century.

I think only the 80s could give us something as goofily awesome as "Sex Asylum 3: The Search For The Big Bamboo".

Do they end up finding it?

Yeah, but it got into mainstream acting and did the Ramboo films

(xxpost) I would like to refer readers to that "clown porn" thread from a few days ago...

80's softcore porn is the best. Playtime with Monique Parent is the masterpiece of the genre.

Play time is from 1994: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110846/

But kudoos for Monique Parent vividly posting on her own fanboard:

"The answer is no. We were not really masturbating. But yes, our hands WERE in our bikini bottoms, and yes, there really is nowhere else to put your hand once it's down inside a bikini bottom so in effect we were....but without intent, so we weren't. Does that make any sense"
http://www.uniquemonique.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=14&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

i guess really lame would be like...a paid burning angel membership

xp
Heheh - I'm shocked - it looks like the 80s! And has all this...

Big 80's hair, crappy video camera technology, vague attempts at plot, general feeling of dissatisfaction

It's also funny though.

It is! As his girlfriend I'd totally forgive Hurting for watching it every now and so ;)
Speaking of which... I'd like to see the brave man return to this thread!

I don't really understand getting overly upset about porn unless the guy is spending hours every single day watching it or is into something really bizarre and/or offensive.

xxxpost haha paid membership to any porn site = lame

yeah i'm fine with it as long as it's free.

yeh if you can't find good free porn but are still watching it you aren't trying hard enough

Someone is going to make a Gates mint one day figuring out how to make comedy porn that's actually funny.

"ironic porn purchase leads to unironic ejaculation"

ironic lil wayne cd purchase leads to unironic ejaculation