Enough already here's the 2016-2017 Champions League thread

Borussia Dortmund 5 Legia Warsaw 2 - after 32 minutes.

This is an absolute joke.

lol

I hope CSKA win at Wembley. Spurs don't even deserve be in the Europa League.

The Dortmund match is now 7-4.

Good riddance to Spurs. Theyve been atrocious

I’d like to say Spurs are going out with a bong. But given the slackness of their performance, it would almost be more appropriate to say going out with a bong. But let’s not.

put down the bong

Dortmund 8 Legia 4

presume that's a record?

Feyenoord beat KR Reykjavík 12–2 in the first round in 1969–70. This is the overall record for all European Cup/Champions League matches.
Borussia Dortmund beat Legia Warsaw 8–4 in the group stage in 2016–17. This is the record for the Champions League era.

Barcelona have a shot of beating it tomorrow night though.

luckily for me i have a day from hell in work tomorrow and won't have the time or inclination to follow how many goals the famous glasgow celtic are shipping

two maybe three decent performances since late April is the kind of thing that generated non-whimsical '[Spurs manager] out' talk back in the day, just sayin

I didn't watch the game but the expanded squad options have really fucked us. Even without injuries Poch has been rotating into systems for which we are manifestly unsuited. Also I miss Toby. When is he coming back?

I've been pochouttino for months but let's be serious here he's earned a lot of goodwill and he's not near spent it all

The Lamela injury hasn't exactly helped either - he's had some subpar performances this season but he's a sorely missed creative spark with Eriksen so out of sorts.

Guessing we'll deliberately tank the third Wembley game in order to try and avoid the Europa now. Hardly £150 well spent in any case. There's a lot to be said for reverting to last year's XI (give or take a Wanyama) as soon as we can.

Poch out is premature but starting a must-win game with Derby, Wimmer and Trippier at the back is straight up negligence. The whole CL campaign has been an embarrassment. It has been the holy grail for years and when achieved taken with the same seriousness as a Europa away leg vs Qarabag. It hasn't just been inept, it has been pathetic.

Dier*

I'm starting to wonder how bad his falling out with Vertonghen was, and whether something escalated ahead of the game. Vertonghen has been poor in the CL but that back line was a disaster even on paper. His selections haven't made much sense throughout the tournament and it has looked like he's been resting players for Premier League ties the following weekend.

Yep, that's the assumption the TV commentators were working on as well - Vertonghen and Walker were being rested for the Chelsea game at the weekend.

Amazing early games - my boy Azmoun inspired Rostov to a 3-2 win over Bayern, Besiktas came back from 3-0 down at half time to draw.

Rte showing celtic AGAIN. game prob picked at start of the group tbf

SV, did Bayern just throw the game or? They sank us to fourth. Which is probably for the best, to be out of Europe entirely. Already cant wait for this dreadful season to be over for us tbh

(Not taking anything away from Rostov btw, they have been impressive against Ajax earlier, just a bit uneven at times)

No, Bayern were on top for most of the game and Rostov scored with pretty much all of their shots on target. It's a bit of a fluke but Bayern were ok.

Good on Rostov though, they've made their mark and won't be a one day fly I think.

Benficas third goal was hilarious: they hit the crossbar, right post, left post and then scored.

I just came here to post that Benfica goal.

look good here fwtw, eriksen in partic looks all sparkly.

lol dele windup

lol dele windup x3 in five mins

That was offside but w/e

fuckin clowns

dier at cb ffs

That's better.

Though arguably also offside.

theirs wasnt off afaict

that were right good were that were

yeah thats clearly off

poch working on walkers possession game if tonights any evidence

tbf i only saw it once - the Russian commentators were saying Dzagoev was offside xp

How are they getting this much space on the break? Should be 1-2.

weve no fullbacks defending, one cb and hes not really too bothered and wanyama isnt even covering very well.

Leicester throwing a CL match. Fuck 2016.

been ok so far but the lack of any option for walker to pop a quick ball to feet in to son, alli or kane seems a glaring flaw

oh thats rather lovely

bizarre og but really good and varied buildup play tonight. kane makes everything else work.

Enjoyed that a lot more than the two games that actually meant something.

I remembered within about 20 seconds of his having come on that Alderweireld is our main playmaker.

Manchester City v Monaco
Real Madrid v Napoli
Benfica v Borussia Dortmund
Bayern Munich v Arsenal
FC Porto v Juventus
Bayer Leverkusen v Atletico Madrid
Paris St-Germain v Barcelona
Sevilla v Leicester

Nult:

"There will be guarded optimism surrounding the prospect of facing Bayern Munich, Sevilla and Monaco..."

Thinks that's a cracking draw. Aside from Juve and Atleti who I expect to progress and PSG vs Barcelona for what seems like the fourth year in a row the other 5 ties actually have me interested.

Draxler 2-0!

Well beaten tbh.

yeah they didn't come back out :(

ynwa

time for a new thread eh

my heart won't survive this team this year

ach it must be beyond hoffenheim already

never always in doubt

it prob is beyond them it's just this utterly bonkers football is torture. still wouldn't rule out at the v least a cagey finale.

not too sure abt that goal celebration

id like celtic and liverpool to be drawn in the same group tomorrow

guaranteed a ton of goals, "battle of britain" guff in the press, rodgers visiting anfield with new club, celtic and liverpool haven't played each other since 2003 (and celtic won).

Ya

didn't see the game -- were the two hoffenheim goals fluke-y or was it just bad defense again?

Wanna know what dunphy thinks

First was very sloppy from open play

Second was a poorly defended cross

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