start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

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it was the entrance to a one-seater bathroom, which did lock, but not everybody tended to lock them

You shouldn't blame yourself for other people's baffling life choices.

quis gropes ipsos gropiuses? (ledge), Friday, 25 November 2016 23:10 (seven years ago) link

Do you lot not have those locks with "occupied" on the little dial?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 26 November 2016 03:06 (seven years ago) link

Vaguely resembles this:

http://i.imgur.com/upL6M2Q.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 26 November 2016 05:06 (seven years ago) link

Do you lot not have those locks with "occupied" on the little dial?

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, November 25, 2016 10:06 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not in the bathrooms pplains describes, or most public restrooms (at least here in FL). Port-a-potties are usually the only ones that have the 'occupied' thing. not everybody seems to know how to use them but with the latter it doesn't matter cos there's usually so many available the chances of walking in on someone are p minimal.

re: non-door locker comment upthread, I too don't get not locking the door when you're on the can but *shrug*

Neanderthal, Saturday, 26 November 2016 05:19 (seven years ago) link

Urgency?
Or traumatic incident in past of being trapped in a toilet and everybody finding out?
Leading to one having to slink away with tail between legs hand in notice, move to a new town where people aren't still talking about it.
Or something.

Stevolende, Saturday, 26 November 2016 07:54 (seven years ago) link

the former probably.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 26 November 2016 14:28 (seven years ago) link

c) comfortable with putting it out there for all to see d) idiot who forgets how things work

diary of a mod how's life (wins), Saturday, 26 November 2016 14:31 (seven years ago) link

There's these two guys on a bus I take around 6 AM who are always chatty and especially about politics. The rest of the bus is half asleep and just trying to get some relief before work. This is probably irrational, but I just wish they'd shut up.

Ross, Monday, 28 November 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link

morning people are horrible

mh 😏, Monday, 28 November 2016 17:17 (seven years ago) link

haha ^ yup

Ross, Monday, 28 November 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

I wonder what would happen if the sane among us just looked at the chatty morning types and shhhh-ed them.

rudy githyanki (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 28 November 2016 19:20 (seven years ago) link

people who ask a question and then keep fucking talking immediately after so nobody can answer

Neanderthal, Monday, 28 November 2016 22:42 (seven years ago) link

argh my new boss does this

I had a three-person meeting with him and the team lead last week and it was so infuriating when he asked questions about the details of what I was working on and then as soon as I started answering he would just talk over me and ask something different for the team lead to answer

and all our team meetings last 3x longer than they're supposed to and nobody can get a word in edgeways e.g.

boss: [rambling, vague monologue which finally reaches something which appears to be a question]
worker: well first we'd need to -
boss: I mean what I'm saying is -- [more vague ramblings, repetition of original question or possibly a different question with some of the same words in]
worker: OK we just did something which should -
boss: [muses on the nature of the universe for an hour]

a passing spacecadet, Monday, 28 November 2016 23:00 (seven years ago) link

prob for coworker thread but IA at a person who sits in their cubicle & calls out to coworkers like a goddamn toddler instead of getting off their ass & walking over

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 00:09 (seven years ago) link

Okay, this PizzaGate horseshit is doing it today.

The dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen, obviously some 4chan trolling designed to whip moron Trumpers into a frenzy. And it's working.

rudy githyanki (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 13:33 (seven years ago) link

people who have a policy for reservations that involve leaving a voicemail and say "we'll only call you if there is a problem".

so...how do we know for sure you got our message?

(there's a local theatre that does this and a few things people have showed up having not gotten a "there's a problem call" only to find out their voicemail was bungled.

also people who sell tickets using Paypal but don't bother to limit the transactions to their capacity so they oversell.

Neanderthal, Friday, 2 December 2016 01:01 (seven years ago) link

there is some guy who was irritating in some of my college classes. late in college, i was regularly reading metafilter.. and he showed up there! and was nearly as irritating, posting all the time

so now i'm reading stuff on twitter and sure enough, at least once a week i see this motherfucker chiming in on random conversations! shut up, chad!

mh 😏, Friday, 2 December 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link

people who ask you if you can do something late one night and start harassing you the next morning for a response without any regard for whether you even saw the first message or have had any time to think over whether they can do what you ask before their arbitrary deadline

Neanderthal, Saturday, 3 December 2016 22:03 (seven years ago) link

like sorry I didn't respond to you, I was driving 6 hours to Atlanta on a trip with my buddy when you sent in, we didn't get in until after midnight, and we slept in the next day..........

Neanderthal, Saturday, 3 December 2016 22:04 (seven years ago) link

Thats hardly irrational to be mad about tbqf.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 3 December 2016 22:35 (seven years ago) link

People who sit down in the middle of a subway starcase, don't bother to move when a train shows up and hundreds of people start coming up the narrow stairway and then get annoyed about being accidentally trampled.

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link

also not irrational

harold melvin and the bluetones (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

nothing is really irrational here, all of our feelings are legit. i get mad at everyone who drives to another neighborhood (mine) and parks there. i do it too, but who cares.

assawoman bay (harbl), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 01:18 (seven years ago) link

also that thing of where you get one item of clothing and it fits so you buy the same thing in a different color or whatever and it's like a totally fucking different size but it's not

assawoman bay (harbl), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 01:18 (seven years ago) link

ugh fuck that, happened me this week

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 01:20 (seven years ago) link

that is the worst

even weirder is when you like the second one even better than the first, order two more, and both of them are identical, and they're both worse the #1 and the beloved #2

mh 😏, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 01:24 (seven years ago) link

App notifications that don't actually notify you of anything.

I swear, Facebook must've figured out that seeing the number "4" inside a tiny red circle will trigger just about anyone to click and see what surprises they've got waiting. Most of the time, it's non-news like "So-and-so is still waiting on his friend request!" or "This post you have nothing to do with has a new comment."

Instagram has followed the lead now too. I'll click the notifications bug and see, yep, those same three people are still waiting for me to accept or decline their invitation.

pplains, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 22:53 (seven years ago) link

Not sure if it's bad bus stop set up or dumb people but the idea that there is no need for people to step away from the doors of a full bus that is about to empty. Or coming the other way the idea that you need to dodge around a bunch of people to get off a bus and will probably come very close at least to colliding with some eejit as you try to walk away from the bus.

Not sure if this is just down to pretty much nothing having been done about changing the layout of the pavement where the buses stop when they redid the square several years ago. I don't think there were any bus stops down taht side where my terminus stop is when the road was also open on the now pedestrianised side of the square.
I can't be the only person who finds that a major pain.

Also possibly even worse si the bus stop where the coaches out of town stop outside GMIT the campus that's most of the way out of town.
IT has a narrow pavement with a bus shelter on one side and the perimeter wall for GMIT on the other side of teh pavement. & it's where you need to stand with suitcases etc if you're waiting for a bus to the airport or to Dublin or wherever.
Just hoping that they will rethink that entire junction when they open the Garda station HQ that's being built opposite. Can't see how that junction is going to work if the main police station is on it as it currently exists.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 23:42 (seven years ago) link

facebook messenger started sending messages a while back that just say "it's x birthday send him/her a message"

like are u worried i'm not using yr app enough, leave me the hell alone with these non-message messages

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 December 2016 00:31 (seven years ago) link

I think this one's rational anger but as a help desk agent there's nothing more counter-productive than a client's thoughts about why something is not working and their rampant chatter. I mean, I wouldn't go into a hospital and try to correct a doctor's technique during a surgery. Just let me do my job.

Ross, Thursday, 8 December 2016 00:46 (seven years ago) link

Or just their rampant chatter full stop! Oh god, no I dont need your life story as to what 300 things you did with your phone before you rang us, just tell me what you want fixed and STFU so I can fix it.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 8 December 2016 04:32 (seven years ago) link

haha i almost always have to stop myself from doing that tbh.......

Neanderthal, Thursday, 8 December 2016 05:25 (seven years ago) link

in tv cookery competitions when the judges incessantly remind us that a pannacotta shd wobble and a fondant shd be liquid inside

also not calling pannacotta by its correct name = blancmange

mark s, Thursday, 8 December 2016 20:31 (seven years ago) link

dude in line in front of me at chipotle is explaining the rules of poker to his friend & it's making me IA bcz it's so fuckkng boring

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 December 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

The poker revival makes me IA generally, who gives a fuuuck

rudy githyanki (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 8 December 2016 21:51 (seven years ago) link

is this a revival of the texas hold em thing or still just ongoing interest

mh 😏, Thursday, 8 December 2016 21:53 (seven years ago) link

in tv cookery competitions when the judges incessantly remind us that a pannacotta shd wobble and a fondant shd be liquid inside

also not calling pannacotta by its correct name = blancmange

― mark s, Thursday, December 8, 2016 12:31 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's panna cotta two words and unlike blancmange it's not cooked

harold melvin and the bluetones (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 8 December 2016 21:56 (seven years ago) link

xp ongoing interest, I guess, for the kinda guys who vape

rudy githyanki (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 8 December 2016 22:02 (seven years ago) link

IMPORTANT CORRECTIONS TO MY IRRATIONAL PANNACOTTA BEEF INCOMING, BOTH WIDELY CONTESTED

mark s, Thursday, 8 December 2016 22:06 (seven years ago) link

They do pannacotta beef now?

koogs, Thursday, 8 December 2016 22:07 (seven years ago) link

milk pudding with a twist

mark s, Thursday, 8 December 2016 22:09 (seven years ago) link

^ Jarvis cocker voiceover

koogs, Thursday, 8 December 2016 22:13 (seven years ago) link

guys, it's all just fancy custard

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 December 2016 22:21 (seven years ago) link

in a sense there is nothing that is not fancy custard

mark s, Thursday, 8 December 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link

im a fancy custard

harold melvin and the bluetones (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 8 December 2016 22:45 (seven years ago) link

*wobbles*

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 December 2016 23:02 (seven years ago) link

i hate when people use burglary and robbery interchangeably

assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 10 December 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link

Parents who let their kids run wild in restaurants

Iago Galdston, Saturday, 10 December 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

oh yeah, shopping carts that are made to look like cars so you can put your kid in it and he can "drive" it and it's fucking huge and your kid is a shit

assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 10 December 2016 19:05 (seven years ago) link

the declaration that "such-and-such needs to happen" when what is meant is "i want such-and-such to happen and am angry it hasn't"

mark s, Sunday, 11 December 2016 15:59 (seven years ago) link


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