why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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hmmm

mh ๐Ÿ˜, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 22:59 (seven years ago) link

it's almost as if their parents do more reposting of facebook memes than gardening

mh ๐Ÿ˜, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 22:59 (seven years ago) link

there's some otm hidden in there tbf

Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 23:00 (seven years ago) link

as is often the case itt i guess, it's just the presentation is mawkish, reductive and indulgent

Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 23:00 (seven years ago) link

are fiber arts where you eat a big bowl of Mueslix and then spend the next hour in the bathroom?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 23:01 (seven years ago) link

Sewing three of that kid's severed fingers back on is going to be a great memory, which will bond the family together.

(That said I would generally agree that a collaborative and/or creative endeavor is a much better vehicle for learning than a competitive sport. I'd like to live in a society that gave more medals for working together toward a goal, and fewer for CRUSHING THE OPPOSITION. But that's just me.)

marzipandemonium (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 23:09 (seven years ago) link

Home ec and shop would be great classes to reintroduce to kids without the gender bullshit that accompanied them in the past - unfortunately the same people who post images like that tend to vote for people who want to gut public schools except for the football team.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 23:11 (seven years ago) link

The apparent age of that kid is much too young for him to have the coordination to operate that saw in a safe or useful manner. Would you give a 4 year old a nice razor-sharp pocket knife as a gift? Besides that, even grown ups don't use a freaking hacksaw on a piece of 1/8" veneer.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 23:16 (seven years ago) link

possibly more at home in the society is in the gutter thread.

it isn't a terrible philosophy but how many people can easily go hiking or raise animals? even having access to woodworking and gardening might not be that easy.

this smug back to basics downhomey handwringing makes me want to extol video games and emoji. and competitive sports.

gass mccoombes (qiqing), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 23:38 (seven years ago) link

qiqing, this is for you:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b6/Everything_Bad_Cover.JPG

marzipandemonium (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 23:40 (seven years ago) link

RAISE ANIMALS AND HAVE THEM LEARN TO CARE

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 00:42 (seven years ago) link

raise animals and have them learn to care... about how cute, yet potentially tasty, those animals are. Only when Junior has slit the throat of his favorite piglet will he understand the CIRCLE OF LIFE

pattypandemic (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 00:50 (seven years ago) link

I, and all the parents I know do all that stuff as best as our lifestyles and resources can afford. All the kids I know do all that stuff, play outdoors, climb trees, chop worms in half with scissors, make terrible breakfasts for their parents etc. Feels like people who agree with that stuff either don't know any children, or maybe they're not a hippy like me.

everything, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

my not-so-subtle indictment was that kids generally do activities with their schools and caregivers, with parents (hopefully!) being the main caregivers, especially among hippie avocado types

so if people can unironically post that shit without realizing the kids do the activities that their parents spend time to do with them, then lol

imo we need a "why won't kids stop playing on their tablets and just binge Netflix like normal ppl" meme

mh ๐Ÿ˜, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 04:49 (seven years ago) link

Why are our children not posting on ilx like we used to

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 04:51 (seven years ago) link

in case they bump into us.

Mark G, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 09:19 (seven years ago) link

My best posts are all written by my daughter when I'm in the bathroom btw.

http://www.xkcd.com/1765/

pattypandemic (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 14:14 (seven years ago) link

hilarious stick man

qualx, Thursday, 1 December 2016 00:52 (seven years ago) link

hee

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 December 2016 05:09 (seven years ago) link

old men who can only parse the world through kids' pop culture

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 04:09 (seven years ago) link

~If you'd refuse to retire from Rollerball at the peak of your career despite intense pressure from Energy Corporation
~If you'd help one of the other Wacky Races drivers defeat Dick Dastardly

Houston John (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 10:46 (seven years ago) link

~And- which is more- you'll be a man, my son

Houston John (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 10:47 (seven years ago) link

been wondering what Gary Glitter was up to these days

soref, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 14:10 (seven years ago) link

Major disconnect between message and image.

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14650085_326017834432962_7751529619386692926_n.jpg?oh=193a37711c56e6f283e4e408044dd1b3&oe=58BB2194

nickn, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 17:58 (seven years ago) link

- Bob Marley

Neil S, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:05 (seven years ago) link

I will act like a petulant toddler throwing a tantrum in the middle of the grocery store if I want to, as long as I don't kick or bite anyone.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link

I'm hating the artist things less than the gross food preparation videos that seem to plague facebook these days

badg, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link

^ i HATE those

assawoman bay (harbl), Thursday, 8 December 2016 01:56 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzP_YuuW8AA2PZP.jpg

Spottie, Friday, 9 December 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link

Mark and Bill really need to their fashion game

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 9 December 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link

*need to up their fashion game

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 9 December 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

ah so THAT's why they don't teach how to love in schools

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 14:24 (seven years ago) link

thank god i taught myself medicine so if i'm ever in a car accident or get cancer i won't have to be dependent on the fuckin' government to look after me - i can set my own broken bones and administer my own intensive chemotherapy regimen

Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link

well if you'd purified your water those things wouldn't have happened, obv

walk back to the halftime long, billy lynn, billy lynn (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link

don't they have home ec in America?

kinder, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 19:44 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp_F6uWQAE90hP.jpg

the klosterman weekend (s.clover), Saturday, 17 December 2016 05:43 (seven years ago) link

It's amazing the picture you can paint of an individual's lifestyle and beliefs from a single meme.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 17 December 2016 08:17 (seven years ago) link

it took just 10 seconds for that guy to stab me in the face and i wasted the whole day fretting about it

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 December 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link

What if it was the same person who stole $10 from you each day, every time you saw them?

Karl Malone, Saturday, 17 December 2016 16:31 (seven years ago) link

reading that macro took more than 10 seconds out of my day

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 17 December 2016 17:21 (seven years ago) link

and I'm still pissed about it

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 17 December 2016 17:21 (seven years ago) link

I dunno, you could get some pretty sweet revenge for $86390.

jmm, Saturday, 17 December 2016 17:55 (seven years ago) link

candidate for worst thing i've ever posted in this thread

https://s24.postimg.org/phbdcjs2d/lol.jpg

qualx, Sunday, 18 December 2016 07:18 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXRCJbAYqe0

I hate this.

Eallach mhรณr an duine leisg (dowd), Sunday, 18 December 2016 08:42 (seven years ago) link


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