why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

qiqing, this is for you:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b6/Everything_Bad_Cover.JPG

RAISE ANIMALS AND HAVE THEM LEARN TO CARE

raise animals and have them learn to care... about how cute, yet potentially tasty, those animals are. Only when Junior has slit the throat of his favorite piglet will he understand the CIRCLE OF LIFE

I, and all the parents I know do all that stuff as best as our lifestyles and resources can afford. All the kids I know do all that stuff, play outdoors, climb trees, chop worms in half with scissors, make terrible breakfasts for their parents etc. Feels like people who agree with that stuff either don't know any children, or maybe they're not a hippy like me.

my not-so-subtle indictment was that kids generally do activities with their schools and caregivers, with parents (hopefully!) being the main caregivers, especially among hippie avocado types

so if people can unironically post that shit without realizing the kids do the activities that their parents spend time to do with them, then lol

imo we need a "why won't kids stop playing on their tablets and just binge Netflix like normal ppl" meme

Why are our children not posting on ilx like we used to

in case they bump into us.

My best posts are all written by my daughter when I'm in the bathroom btw.

http://www.xkcd.com/1765/

hilarious stick man

i actually liked this on facebook...

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13346974_1046796065401067_6715636386300840455_n.jpg?oh=67c77f0d01568d4d3600680b8c1ecb1b&oe=58F532C3

hee

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15079077_10207693686403443_5749601983977936270_n.jpg?oh=08f622c5e25be0423706af2591be7cdc&oe=58F853B9

old men who can only parse the world through kids' pop culture

~If you'd refuse to retire from Rollerball at the peak of your career despite intense pressure from Energy Corporation
~If you'd help one of the other Wacky Races drivers defeat Dick Dastardly

~And- which is more- you'll be a man, my son

been wondering what Gary Glitter was up to these days

Major disconnect between message and image.

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14650085_326017834432962_7751529619386692926_n.jpg?oh=193a37711c56e6f283e4e408044dd1b3&oe=58BB2194

- Bob Marley

I will act like a petulant toddler throwing a tantrum in the middle of the grocery store if I want to, as long as I don't kick or bite anyone.

I'm hating the artist things less than the gross food preparation videos that seem to plague facebook these days

^ i HATE those

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzP_YuuW8AA2PZP.jpg

Mark and Bill really need to their fashion game

*need to up their fashion game

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15095568_1340836839306791_7994754653797933074_n.jpg?oh=0c6d606f4d8d8e6724a9a4ef5d72e981&oe=58E7A701

ah so THAT's why they don't teach how to love in schools

thank god i taught myself medicine so if i'm ever in a car accident or get cancer i won't have to be dependent on the fuckin' government to look after me - i can set my own broken bones and administer my own intensive chemotherapy regimen

well if you'd purified your water those things wouldn't have happened, obv

http://66.media.tumblr.com/0bf646783745082ed1226f7278f8adcb/tumblr_n80pzdifl21qg4blro4_500.gif

don't they have home ec in America?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp_F6uWQAE90hP.jpg

It's amazing the picture you can paint of an individual's lifestyle and beliefs from a single meme.

this is word porn, i guess
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15230839_940293779439792_1868990830704959742_n.jpg?oh=ca019ea9be356845835371a287d34bb4&oe=58EC9FE0

it took just 10 seconds for that guy to stab me in the face and i wasted the whole day fretting about it

What if it was the same person who stole $10 from you each day, every time you saw them?

reading that macro took more than 10 seconds out of my day

and I'm still pissed about it

I dunno, you could get some pretty sweet revenge for $86390.

candidate for worst thing i've ever posted in this thread

https://s24.postimg.org/phbdcjs2d/lol.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXRCJbAYqe0

I hate this.

Two people have sent it to me because I studied philosophy.

it does make me want to kill whoever made it a little bit

i mean that's a reasonable amount of effort getting shitty actors together and everything else to make an advert for what?

that was literally a popular chain meme that has probably been posted in this thread in some form, and some doofus made a video of it

why does the video itself have to take up 4% of the alotted YT space

i remember the original meme but why the hell did somebody think it needed filming? it's like a religious recruitment video but the religion is vapidity

what a waste of beer

I'm just angry that anybody thinks that's what a philosophy lecture is like.

Everyone knows the exam consists solely of 'is this a question?'

Is this the same prof who assigned the exam question "Why?" and gave an A to the answer "Because"?

make an advert for what?

beer and golf balls obv