why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

I'm hating the artist things less than the gross food preparation videos that seem to plague facebook these days

^ i HATE those

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzP_YuuW8AA2PZP.jpg

Mark and Bill really need to their fashion game

*need to up their fashion game

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ah so THAT's why they don't teach how to love in schools

thank god i taught myself medicine so if i'm ever in a car accident or get cancer i won't have to be dependent on the fuckin' government to look after me - i can set my own broken bones and administer my own intensive chemotherapy regimen

well if you'd purified your water those things wouldn't have happened, obv

http://66.media.tumblr.com/0bf646783745082ed1226f7278f8adcb/tumblr_n80pzdifl21qg4blro4_500.gif

don't they have home ec in America?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp_F6uWQAE90hP.jpg

It's amazing the picture you can paint of an individual's lifestyle and beliefs from a single meme.

this is word porn, i guess
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it took just 10 seconds for that guy to stab me in the face and i wasted the whole day fretting about it

What if it was the same person who stole $10 from you each day, every time you saw them?

reading that macro took more than 10 seconds out of my day

and I'm still pissed about it

I dunno, you could get some pretty sweet revenge for $86390.

candidate for worst thing i've ever posted in this thread

https://s24.postimg.org/phbdcjs2d/lol.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXRCJbAYqe0

I hate this.

Two people have sent it to me because I studied philosophy.

it does make me want to kill whoever made it a little bit

i mean that's a reasonable amount of effort getting shitty actors together and everything else to make an advert for what?

that was literally a popular chain meme that has probably been posted in this thread in some form, and some doofus made a video of it

why does the video itself have to take up 4% of the alotted YT space

i remember the original meme but why the hell did somebody think it needed filming? it's like a religious recruitment video but the religion is vapidity

what a waste of beer

I'm just angry that anybody thinks that's what a philosophy lecture is like.

Everyone knows the exam consists solely of 'is this a question?'

Is this the same prof who assigned the exam question "Why?" and gave an A to the answer "Because"?

make an advert for what?

beer and golf balls obv

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cz_p8PcWEAA36M9.jpg

make an advert for what?

beer and golf balls obv

― a Warren Beatty film about Earth (El Tomboto)

That's Corona and Titleist!

At least the teacher knows the best thing to do with a Corona is pour it into a jar of golf balls and sand.

- Professor, what does the beer represent?
- I'm glad you asked.

Poor Bugs Bunny roped into this nonsense!

If he'd just brought in a jar of vodka I would believe he was a philosophy professor.

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Even the letters in that book want to get away from that guy. The next image should be letters in the bottom half, with the blank pages of the book now flying away in the top half. etc.

I've filled my fridge with jars of beer and I guess I feel a little better.

Otherwise reasonable people on facebook are now reposting avocado wolfe posts as if they are just regular motivational / ethics memes and I have to stop myself lecturing, say, my dad on a daily basis.

a bunch of people in my feed are sharing this link this week, accompanied by plaintive reflections on the symbolism of the event in this national and global political moment, yet they don't realize the event happened 6 years ago: http://io9.gizmodo.com/5715413/tonight-will-be-the-darkest-night-of-the-past-500-years?utm_medium=sharefromsite&utm_source=io9_facebook

ofc the past 500 years have been a cakewalk

xp people are really bad at reading the dates on articles

I wanted to go off on someone (a fb friend's friend, not mine) for sharing crap from some fake news site the other day but when I went to the site it was even worse -- they did have weird accusatory articles, but it was obviously the labor of one or two people. The "Breaking News" section had articles from September and June at the top and people were still sharing them like they just happened, because, again, no one looks at dates

I give up

yea i have posted old shit without noticing too

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shared with the comment 'so true'

er... is there any of 'that' in the first place?

that's me with my schoolyard chums in the bottom picture

Less douchey headwear is a good thing...may be onto something.